I got sock monkey slippers

What did you get for Christmas?

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Would you believe I've never been to a bar.

Like, an actual bar? Yeah, true story. (I'm totally not counting the Starlight Lounge because that is a lounge and not a bar atmosphere. Or Applebee's because restaurant, or Buffalo Wild Wings because also restaurant. Oh god I want Buffalo Wild Wings now.) Also, even the least painful of holidays make me want to drink.

Also, I am now knitting a real thing. Two real things, but only one is something I picked out and started and stuff. I tend to sit in bed and knit while watching Hogan's Heroes for hours. It is not conducive to waking up in the morning when my family wants to do things.

Did you know that large quantities of nutmeg have a hallucinatory effect? Apparently it's a very bad trip, but it makes me laugh because nutmeg. Heh.

Alright so I can knit now

I made this in the dark with no pattern and just a little yarn for practice. It's a lovely scarf for Lucky.

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I just remembered something horrifying

Although Christmas break is going to be great and a break and Christmas, THERE WILL NOT BE DR PEPPER, BECAUSE WE DON'T GENERALLY KEEP POP IN THE HOUSE.

I mean, it won't be that bad, I can stop drinking it whenever I want to.

Oh my god what is wrong with me

A thing fell of the table here by the couch and I almost dropped my computer. I don't know why I suck so much.

Oh, I'm totally studying. Yeah. That's happening.

Leverage is great. Also, Leverage is great. Once Upon a Time is a heartbreaker, but Leverage will never let me down.

Dinosaur Comics are like, my spirit animal

All of them are my spirit animal. All. Of. Them.

I'm making a bracelet and it's all, ooo, and then it's all, so many strings, and then it's all, pretty, and then it's going to be all WHAT THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THINGS. But I haven't got to that part yet so yeah.

I think I've given up on doing things. I should go to bed, like, now, because it's like, midnight, but I can't because Dinosaur Comics.

My favorite is when like, you're fighting someone, and they say "Is that the best you've got?" and then you kill them. It's like, yeah bitches, that's the best I've got.

We're watching The Muppet Christmas Carol

Rizzo was all, what time is it? and Gonzo was all, it's two o'clock, and Rizzo was like, is it too early for breakfast? and Gonzo was like, yes, so Rizzo was all, good, time for supper.

That's me, if it's too early for breakfast than you can still eat supper. Always.

The Muppet Movie was the bestest ever and I loves it. This is not The Muppet Movie, but it's still pretty good.

My blog tells me what tags I've used in the past, and apparently one of them is HUNTS IRRIGATION. I have no idea what that means. When did I use that and in what context? I'll have to look, but for now I'm just going to say how weird is it that HUNTS IRRIGATION is a tag.

The Muppet Christmas Carol is on The Hub and there was a commercial for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic earlier.

Fred seems kind of like a poor man's Mr. Bingly.

I want to watch Pride and Prejudice now.

Christmas movie season now though

I am so bored

I am all caught up on Tumblr and I just refreshed and nothing new showed up so I opened a new tab and automatically hit my Tumblr bookmark. That so helps, having two Tumblr tabs open with nothing to look at.

The worst part of home is that I can't go eat food.  Good news: tomorrow I get lots of food. Lots of yummy, no judging because it's Thanksgiving food.

Torture would hurt, man. Like, burning and fire and shit, and beating, and, eyes, ew, eyes.

Great News or Greatest News?

Assassins Creed Revelationsssssssssssssssssss is out and Hank is playing it on hankgames and all things are great.

I want to pack Batman. Can I pack Batman?

I love Assassins Creed almost as much as I love Portal. I really love Portal. I AM SO STUCK IN PORTAL BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF THE TURRETS. ANDROID HELL IS A REAL PLACE. THEY JUST KEEP SHOOTING ME AND IT'S SO SCARY.

I Am Packing

I do not understand weather so I don't know how to pack for Michigan. I am bad at things.

Also, technically I'm only packing if you count cutting up a mango, making a sandwich, opening my suitcase and then sitting down to eat the sandwich and blog about packing as packing.

The suitcase is just sitting there empty. It's mocking me, the Bijerk.

I can not think seriously about packing. I'm just sitting here like, I should pack in theme. All red. All Batman. All Doctor Who. All purple. I should only wear black the whole time. I should pretend to be goth. I should never take my sunglasses off ever. I should carry around my Batman plushie and talk to it and see how soon people seriously discuss sending me to a mental institution. I should bring a pad of sticky notes and label stuff randomly good or bad and tell them I'm just sorting for bad nuts. I should only communicate via flashcards I could print out of various emotions from pictures on the internet. I SHOULD PACK ALL THE SHIRTS I HAVE. No but seriously, I should pack all red.

I am totes working on my paper

My head hurts. Can I drink Dr. Pepper?

I can't type this paper anymore so I printed out pages with words and then I'm writing more words and then I'm going, huh, words, Dr. Pepper? Bunny Grahams? I have not yet gone out there to get these things, but I am willing them to come to me.

They are not here yet, my magic and willpower is rusty I guess.

 

I don't always tweet about Batman, but when I do it makes me wonder what I was doing that day.

I was in Florida in February. And April.

I don't remember watching a lot of Batman while in Florida. I remember making that Batman Magnet video, also buying that Robin figure, but I don't remember why I was talking about Batman a lot on April Fool's Day.

Alot of Batman

I made that.

I have skillz.

I'm watching Car 54, Where Are You? It's crazy. Also, weird.

So I was looking at my bookmarks

The ones on the computer, not like, my physical bookmarks. Which, by the way, I have not been able to find. If you'll recall, when I was in Florida I was saying how I never found them there, and I have yet to find them. They are probably in books that I took to Florida. NOT THE POINT OF THIS BLOG POST.

A bookmark that I found randomly was this: http://law.justia.com/codes/nebraska/2006/s28index/s2805008000.html 

Do you know what that links to? I do.

2006 Nebraska Code - § 28-508 — Possession of burglar\'s tools; penalty.

Section 28-508
Possession of burglar's tools; penalty.

(1) A person commits the offense of possession of burglar's tools if:

(a) He knowingly possesses any explosive, tool, instrument, or other article adapted, designed, or commonly used for committing or facilitating the commission of an offense involving forcible entry into premises or theft by a physical taking; and

(b) He intends to use the explosive, tool, instrument, or article, or knows some person intends ultimately to use it, in the commission of an offense of the nature described in subdivision (1)(a) of this section.

(2) Possession of burglar's tools is a Class IV felony.

Do you know why I have that bookmarked? It was from over a year ago, when I was doing research on whether or not I could legally purchase lock picks. Apparently I felt it was important enough to bookmark, you know, in case I questioned the legality of my acts later? I don't know.

Should I be insulted?

Or should I be proud that I apparently don't act like a five year old all the time?

Obviously I don't talk about Batman enough.

Supernatural is the most stressful

I'm trying to watch it, and I just can't even. Why is there things why why why?

I don't even want to watch this. Why do they do things.

Also, Fringe did not air because of the stupid World Series or whatever.

My internet is weird here, like it's all, fine, and then weak, and then Supernatural lags and then I weep into my hair.

Good quote: "I had a brother with this many issues once, you know what I did? I ate him."
"Of course you did."

Bad things: everything else about this episode, I mean, it's like, a bit meta, which I like, but they're all WANTED and I hate all the things.

I am a Superfan of random things

I just wanted to make a post

Batman vs. Doctor Who: A Comparison

No, but they're two totally different shows that are important to me and I was thinking about this and HERE IS MY BRAIN ACTIVITY. (I'd like to point out that I'm referring to the 1966 version of Batman unless I'm clearly referring to the franchise.)

SIMILARITIES

• I love them so much
• The 1960s are very important to them both, but my friends like the newer versions better of both Batman and Doctor Who
• Justice and fighting evil and shit
• The Doctor teaches his companion stuff about the universe and how to be a better person just like Batman teaches Robin stuff because Dick Grayson is, as everyone puts it, his young ward
• I have a favorite Doctor and a favorite Robin and a favorite Companion and a favorite Batman
• Catwoman, the Cat nurses, they're like, Cat people, it's a similarity bitches
• I randomly burst out laughing when I think about either of them and then people think I am insane or that I am thinking about someone I know or that I noticed something funny bur really I'm just laughing at Peter Davison screwing up his lines or Burt Ward pretending to climb up a wall that is actually a floor
• The Doctor and Batman don't kill people

DIFFERENCES

• My friends like Doctor Who and worry about my obsession with Batman
• Most of the Actors that play the Doctor are like, good role models and shit, but Adam West and Burt Ward are TERRIBLE role models, you don't even know
• Although they both have multiple actors that play the title characters, Batman doesn't acknowledge the change because it doesn't happen in the story, but Doctor Who acknowledges the new faces and EMBRACES the change
• Also, Batman randomly decides to leave out Robin all the time even though he should be there. You don't see Doctor Who randomly leaving out the TARDIS and getting like, a sports car (it's funny because the Third Doctor mostly rode a car named Bessie because his TARDIS was locked within his time period and restrained to Earth)
• DICK GRAYSON IS AN ACROBAT -this is not a difference, mostly a thing that is like, ah, but it's true that there are no acrobats in Doctor Who
• There is not sexual tension between Bruce and Dick
• The Doctor knows who Batman is, but Batman does not know who the Doctor is

Jamie is the more clingy version of Robin

British television rules, and they drink pims

I am still hungry.

Where does one purchase a root beer float? This is a genuine question. Please respond via any form of communication that is handy for you. Srsly.

I watched Top Gear and the QI and now I'm watching the Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2010 and it's so great.

I am so hungry

SO HUNGRY. And it is late. And early tomorrow for church. And then I can't even take a nap after church if I want cause we're going to Omaha. Well, I could sleep in the car. I always seem to sleep through the entire drive to Omaha so I don't have a good sense of how long it takes to get there.

Still hungry. Home is stressful.

So, so so so, so

How would you feel if I set up a ginormous queue of Batman things on my Tumblr. Would you hate me? Is a constant flood of Batman acceptable? I only ask because you should see my likes, there are so many things. SO MANY THINGS, see, and I just want to reblog all of themmmmm.

I LOVE MY BATMAN COLLECTION THO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

The Name of the Star!

I got my book signed by Maureen and it's so great and pretty magnets and MJ TOUCHED THIS SHIT.

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I JUST HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS

You know, like, sometimes I just tear up about Jason Todd in the middle of the night and why would they do that to me JASON.

oh god. oh god oh god oh god. He just, HE WAS BEAT TO DEATH WITH A FUCKING CROWBAR AND THE JOKER AND SO MUCH HATE. weeeeeeeeep

ALL I WANT IS TO WATCH THE ADVENTURES OF BATMAN AND ROBIN

AND WHEN I SEARCH FOR IT IT SAYS THERE ARE 0 SEASONS, 0 EPISODES. WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE? TEEN TITANS IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND ONLINE, SAME STORY WITH THE NEW ADVENTURES OF BATMAN, AND YOUNG JUSTICE DOESN'T HAVE A NEW EPISODE UNTIL FRIDAY. ROBIINNNNNNNNN

Sometimes I worry about things

For instance, if the juice says "flavored water beverage" why does it also say "other natural flavors" because they didn't say what the first flavors were and now we're just assuming that they are lying liars who lie or that they are just not good at descriptions.

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I can't even

Why must I even. I don't want to even.  What is this nonsense. Why things. Things suck.

I have issues when studying.

Not the least of which is that I just start laughing at random things. For instance, the Danube river. I start thinking about danubing to the store and danubing my homework and then I crack myself up. Or Byzantium distracts me here on this map cause I'm all, CRASH AT THE BYZANTIUM you know? The weeping angels and stuff?

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I love Robin so much

I don't think you comprehend how great Robin is. He's just so great.

Yep, this gif again

Also, in fun news, I am in possession of all of Sarah's electronics. What should I do to her life? I RULE HER WORLD BWAHAHAHAHA.

No but seriously, can't even think of one harmless prank or nothing so I'm just going to be all responsible friend and shit. Sigh.

Also really love Miss Martian. And Artemis. Mostly Robin. Robin and Artemis! Yeah yeah, I ship them. We're talking Dick Grayson Robin, original and all. Artemis is way superior to Green Arrow's actual sidekick Speedy or whatever. She's his niece, his sidekick is a guy who is all, "I'm too good to be called sidekick" and I'm like STFU ROBIN'S A SIDEKICK AND HE'S THE BEST.

Sometimes I wonder if Christine logs out of chat at night time on purpose so she doesn't wake up with my rantings about Robin t shirts in the middle of the night.

They need to make better Robin t shirts though.

Later that night

   I've been thinking about Jedward guys. (Who are we kidding, I'm always thinking about Jedward.) But seriously, how do they get paid? Like, is separately? Or is it to them both cause it's like they're a band? Do they bother to care about splitting things evenly in half? Cause then they'd have to care about who buys the food and stuff and I'm pretty sure they don't have enough awareness that they are separate people to do that. Can you imagine dating John or Edward and then they would totes pull a Parent Trap and it would be so confusing.

   Also, music, why does it exist. So, you know how like, colors, right? (Also, full sentences are dead.) Music is also numbers and I have music videos on my computer that are just like, wow, and that's why I saved them, and they don't even have to be super professional or whatev the song just has to be like, whoa 500, you know? No, you don't, and I know this and yet I continue to tell you things that pretty much only make sense to me.

   You know what I love? Supernatural. Also nutella. Also Jedward. And My Drunk Kitchen. And Supernatural. Oh and the Oxford comma. Although it doesn't look like I like commas because sentences. You know what I don't like? Things.

  If I take an online MMPI would you want me to tell you the results? Just for kicks and giggles? (That's not the phrase is it? Is it shits and giggles? That sounds more profane than I thought the phrase was though.)

Edit: I took the MMPI. It's over 500 true/false questions. Um, yeah, how am I alive? Ask me about it sometime and I can show you how clinically worrisome I am.

:(

So, good and bad things, which should we start with?

Bad, ok. I am weeping because of television. Television is a jerk. I love it so much. Does this mean that I am headed toward an abusive relationship because television is all, oooo you need me, oooo rip out your heart, make you feel all the feelings, crush your will to live, make you want to live to at least see next week's episode.

Good, also television, because I love it so much.

Also, I look at my room and am like, where should I hang out tonight, my bed or my cave. It's a tough decision. OH MY GOD THAT IS GROSS. Sorry, watching Fringe, the guy is all, ew, omg, ew, you know?

You know what's sad? I brushed my teeth and then was like, dammit, I wanted ice cream. I even have nutella for it today.

Speaking of, just ask Sarah, if you go grocery shopping with me I will probably lose you. It's just something that happens and it's usually all my fault, but it's still going to happen.

You know what I really want for the next holiday? A lighter. One of those nice ones with the flip top thing, it's like metal, and it flips open and stays lit till you close it. That would be nice. I like fire. Oh god I sound like a sociopath. I'M MOSTLY NOT A SOCIOPATH OK GUYS. I EMPATHISE ALL THE TIME.

Here's the thing:

I bought this ice cream right, it's vanilla with caramel and chocolate things filled with caramel, but there is no peanut butter. This is bad. So my solution is that I have this spoon, right, and put like half a spoon of peanut butter and then eat ice cream with that peanut butter and it's lovely.

I feel as though I've solved something huge, like world peace, or drafts.

Peanut butter spoon.

fuck

Doctor!

Little itsy bitsy Doctor lego thingy Amanda gave to me.

Is mine.

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I don't think you understand

Make your own and then post them everywhere and make your computer background a pony and then print them out and paste them all over your room and then give them as gifts.

Because sometimes I'm just a viking who sets shit on fire

I'MA MAKE A SLEEVE OF BRACELETS

I HAVE AWESOME IDEAS

I made a bracelet like this. Obviously it is not this short and it connects at the ends, but you get the idea. It's striped, these colors.

No, but seriously, why would I ever need alcohol, all I need to do is be awake and the crazies happen and then I watch Secondhand Lions and then I go all I WANT TO HAVE ADVENTURES I COULD KILL PEOPLE AND GET TREASURE AND FIND LOVE AND HAVE A PET LION AND BE HAPPY WHY CAN'T LIFE BE NOT LIKE THIS. That's totes what happens to drunk people, right?

I want to decorate the rest of my walls with pictures and shit from the computer but I'm afraid my printer will be like lolno, bitchplz.

Private I, is watching you, na na na naaa na naaa na na. Do Private I's get badges tho cause that seems sketch.

So, that picture totes isn't correct colors, even though I tried to make them so. I think the red is more a darker blood and the green is more everest than grass and the blue is a little more murky. The yellow seems right though. Youknow, it might be because I'm in the cave and can't see the bracelet that well because dark.

Haley Joel Osment, Emily Osment's older brother, adorable little kid that sees dead people, you know him, he was such a great child actor. Then he stopped acting and got older and now his sister is all, adorbs, even if she is on Hannah Montana.

MUSIC IS SO GREAT THO. NOT HANNAH MONTANA MUSIC, BUT MUSIC, YOU KNOW THE MUSICAL KIND. Personally I'm a big fan of the music that feels all, dark red, sometimes the purple sparkly music. Or the tinny blue. BITCH PLEASE OF COURSE MUSIC HAS COLORS WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL? Hannah Montana music is bright pink and I disapprove. (Tho she does get the best of both worlds, if by both worlds you mean acting and singing like a child slave/star.)

HELLO

 IT IS LATE. I AM UP.

 

HOW DO THINGS WORK?

WHO IS NDUBS THO. I MEAN, I KNOW WHO NDUBS IS, BUT HE'S LIKE, A GROUP?

I'M JUST NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW BY MAKING THIS POST.

 LIFE IS JUST SO WEIRD AND WHAT AND HI.

NUTELLA IS BRILLIANT.

BAI

Legit thoughts of the day

Yesterday's legit thought was "Which light switch is the one to my room?" as I was standing right outside the door to my room.

Today it was "I am as hungry as a thousand monkeys."

I'm pretty sure there was another one I was going to remember, but I'm busy being a failure at life so I don't remember.

I'm in a classroom waiting for class to start. I want to be on tumblr, but we all know how dangerous that is in a public place where people are behind you. Sigh.

I have strokes of genius occasionally.

And then I have strokes of, oh god why am I allowed to be alive.

Genius here: The FBI are all Gryffindors, the CIA is Ravenclaw, Homeland Security is Slytherin, and the Secret Service is Hufflepuff. Think about it. I am so good at this. That's because it's not useful, BUT IT'S SO TRUE THOUGH.

The "oh god why am I allowed to be alive" moment of today was when I was outside, I know right, and I was holding a ladder and I looked up and saw a Peregrine Falcon and it was gliding around in a circle and my eyes teared up and I got so depressed that I will never be able to naturally do anything as well as the Peregrine can just fly over everything and not care and I was like I JUST WANT TO BE A BIRD DAMMIT. (Good news is, the ladder did not fall over and my Dad didn't fall off or anything because I am dependable.)

And it starts again

I have a paper due tonight, 2 pages, nbd, and yet, I only have one page written and I hate life.

Christine thinks I hate my blog. I don't hate my blog, I hate life. There's a difference.


Life sux.

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My Roman History class is huge

Also I found this on my desk, so I think I should always sit here and write creepy messages on the desk by A.

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Cave Time

Is this not the bestest cave you ever did see? It is, in case you thought that was even a question.

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This is why I got up

And I got way more than 2 hours of sleep so don't even.

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Oh yeah, this is the life

Sure it's 4 AM, sure Pottermore is being a jerk and also sorted me into Gryffindor, sure I haven't seen Christine yet, but things are still pretty okay. I am in bed, in my apartment room thing, all moved in, on my computer, I'm planning on seeing Christine soon, I have Chinese food in the fridge. Things could not be too much better right now. Except I could be in Slytherin. Oh oh oh, and I have a Top Gear poster on my wall and it's exciting.

Yep I'm moved in

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We don't buy Rotini anymore.

We bought some for Star Wars Weekends because we liked to be all "rotini!" and pretend we were jawas. (They say utini, but am I bovvered?) HOWEVER, we don't buy Rotini anymore. (We=me)

Btdubs, Rotini is a kind of pasta that is twirly and likes to have little bits break off in the box and fall out even when it's closed making a mess all the time.

On a side note, my phone wants Rotini to be Erotic. It's not my fault.

I am in my apartment, messing up all the stuffs. Haven't seen Sarah yet. I guess the place is all mine.

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The Yeti says Canada or Bust

I'm packing. Can you tell?

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Hey hey, I'm almost 21 y'all, that's so weird.

First of all, a disclaimer:

  Alright, so sitting on my floor, eating trail mix and drinking pineapple Fanta, watching the Sarah Jane Adventures, The Death of the Doctor, crying about all the old companions, the fact that this was the last time Sarah Jane saw the Doctor, knowing that Sarah Jane is now dead, listening to her talking about how Barbara and Ian got married and haven't aged since the sixties and Polly and Ben and Harry and TEGAN you know and it's all so emotional.

Now I'm in bed, watching anything at all to make me more cheerful because EMOTIONS EMOTIONS.

Sarah hates me.

I have never seen The Vampire Diaries until this episode randomly on and I am so confused.

Ringer, new series, Sarah Michelle Gellar, looks interesting.

But seriously though, The Vampire Diaries are confusing.

Maxwell Smart is so smart.

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What the hell is this?

I can't sleep. I'm hungry. My pottermore email hasn't come. I am really hungry. My parents being home is extremely limiting to my normal awake hours. The hunger though. Why is pottermore not here tho. I want an Impala. It's a car. Not the new Impalas. Although the newest ones are better than the slightly older ones were. But the classics are wonderful. Also food. I would like some food.

Look how many freaking oranges we have

If I get scurvy there is just no excuse.

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This is accurate

Pottermore, y u no send me welcome letter

I am an impatient person

Day 7: I have forgotten to go to bed

It is now early morning, so Lucky is asking me for breakfast. I haven't gone to bed yet and my dog wants breakfast.

I am super excited for Spy Kids 4.

Selena Gomez is my idol.

David Boreanez does not age, therefore he is actually a vampire and was not acting in Angel.

Sarah, what if I do this next semester. What if I just don't go to bed until you get up for band and tell me I have to go to bed. What if I die because I am an incompetent adult.

I ate all my nutella. With a spoon. I need more nutella. I'm going to the store to buy milk tomorrow. Maybe I'll buy some nutella. My parents will reimburse me for that, right? They are reimbursing the milk because I'm buying them the milk because they'll get in super late and will want milk for breakfast and such. Nutella was just something I need. Robin is amazing.

What day is this?

Lucky is just chillin

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Day 5: I do not appreciate clouds, they hide the stars.

Today was obviously very philosophic.

Day 5: I have made a breakthrough

CAN YOU IMAGINE FIRE SHARKS?

I actually just downloaded that paint program just to make the space shark picture, so now I'm going to use it WHENEVER I CAN.

I have learned so much about sharks because Shark Week is intense. Sarah has learned some about sharks I'm sure because I yell at her about sharks a lot.

I do care about sharks, alot

I think my mother doesn't believe I have done things. I totally have done things. I even remembered to take the trash out Monday night AND I remembered to bring the trashcan back up when I went to get the mail Tuesday. RIGHT?

Oh man, I am a terrible adult. (About that sentence, shouldn't it be AN terrible adult because the "an" is for the word "adult"? Because that sounds so wrong. An terrible adult. People say an hour, even though the h is not a vowel.)

There is a commercial that tells me that it is always morning somewhere. They're a cereal commercial, but they're also promoting eating food at all times of night.

DAY 4: I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL

FOR EVERY DROP OF WATER YOU SAVE, A CHILD LEARNS TO READ, AND AN ALIEN INVASION IS POSTPONED. BUT FOR EVERY DROP OF WATER YOU WASTE, A MONKEY CAN NO LONGER TASTE BANANAS, AND AN ANIMAL CRACKER GOES EXTINCT.

ARE THESE FACTS TRUE, I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING SOMETHING HUNTS IRRIGATION.

Day 4: It's past midnight.

Commercials are my friends. Some of them make me happy, some of them annoy the hell out of me, some of them are super hilarious, some make me weep, but I've missed them because I haven't watched television with commercials in so freaking long.

I found Hercules tonight. The constellation. I found it. I know where Hercules is. I couldn't find the little dipper, which is apparently at his feet, or the big dipper, which is below the little dipper, but I definitely know where Hercules is.

The sky is really big.

Sharks are addicting. SHARK WEEK. Sarah keeps telling me I need to stop watching sharks, but they're just so iNTERESTING. also a bit misunderstood. Sure the blood and gore and maimed people is tragic, but the sharks didn't mean to hurt the people, it just wanted to know what they were. "Is that a seal? I don't know. It doesn't look like a seal. Is it a threat? Maybe it's food." *mini bite* "Nope." *leaves human alone*

There was a group of divers that fed a shark and trained it and stuff, but that made the shark associate humans with food. The divers held a dead fish or chunk of fish out from their bodies in their hands, the shark swam by and took it from their hands, and the divers would reach behind them into their pack, like a reverse fanny pack, and get another piece of fish. Then the sharks thought that whenever a human held out their arms away from them that meant food, so they bit people's arms off, and then when there wasn't a fish there they would bite their buttocks off because that's where the divers got the fish pieces from. STUPID DIVERS TRAINING SHARKS.

I honestly forgot it was Monday today. I got like 5 hours of sleep last night. Lucky is afraid of the dark.

The ocean is like space, but with sharks. CAN YOU IMAGINE SPACE SHARKS. OH MY GOD.

I'M A SPACE SHAAAAAARK

Why am I not an art major. I have talent overflowing here.

Hey hey, shark week is educational. The oceans have magnetic fields. Sharks navigate by those. They were totally creating a shark repulsion system using magnets in Australia. TYING DIFFERENT SHARK SHOWS TOGETHER LIKE A BOSS.

Day 3: I have gone off the deep end

I have been laughing at this for a good ten minutes.