Ready to Run off a cliff

(Harry)
There's a lightning in your eyes, I can't deny
Then there's me inside a sinking boat running out of time
Without you I'll never make it out alive              Is she like a really good swimmer and going to save  you from this sinking boat? I need some clarification here Harry. Are you taking the lightning in her eyes to mean she's a Greek god, cause bro, lightning is Zeus' territory, you need a child of Poseidon to save you here. Plus, don't get messed up with the Greek gods or you really will never make it out alive.

But I know, yes I know we'll be alright

(Liam)
There's a devil in your smile it's chasing me
              Picturing the Tasmanian Devil
And every time I turn around it's only gaining speed     
              It's doing the whole accidental tornado thing
There's a moment when you finally realize                  
              It's panicking cause it's tornadoing off a cliff
There's no way you can change the rolling time          
              It did the whole, be over the cliff and look down, go uh oh, and then fall
But I know, yes I know that I'll be fine              
              Of course you will, it's a cartoon

(All)
This time I'm ready to run
      O-oh
Escape from the city and follow the sun
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?  I mean, if she's running from you like the song sorta suggests, maybe she doesn't? Just a thought.
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong
Cause I wanna be free (so does she but you keep running after her), and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run

(Harry)
I'm ready to run

(Niall)
There's a future in my life I can't foresee
But less of course I stay on course to keep you next to me       Isn't this "Unless of course," I don't know about your accuracy, internet. I mean, not gonna fix it, just gonna comment on it. I'm that kind of lazy. Not the point, Niall is the sweetest.

(Louis)
There will always be the kind to criticize   WHO'S CRITICISING THESE BABIES, the jerks
But I know, yes I know we'll be alright     We here means the five guys right? Cause, yeah.

(All)
This time I'm ready to run   By this point in the song I'm like, well you can't run for President ya'll are British. Maybe run for like, city council, does the UK do those things? What does city council do anyway other than like, let Walmart build more stores and not let indoor malls be built to compete with our mall I mean come on.
Escape from the city and follow the sun
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong    This is the sentiment they needed in Stockholm Syndrome, it's not about the ROOM it's about the stalking the person thing.
Cause I wanna be free, and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run

(Zayn)
This time I'm ready to run
I keep everything that I got from your love

(Harry)
This time I'm ready to run
Escape from the city and follow the sun    Maybe start with a half marathon, or like a 5k, cause following the sun around the world is IMPOSSIBLE ok I'm fine.

(All)
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night   I like Through the Dark though, so maybe do get lost in the dark of the night so you can make it through.
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong
Cause I wanna be free, and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run

I like it.

I think we all have a little Stockholm Syndrome

Who's that shadow holding me hostage I've been here for days
Who's this whisper telling me that I'm never gonna get away
I know they'll be coming to find me soon
But I fear I'm getting used to being held by you

Listening to this first verse isn't nearly as creepy as reading it. It sounds like a happy, cute song, reading it it's like, I don't know who's keeping me here but they keep telling me I'm never getting away.

Baby look what you've done to me           I'm hoping this isn't like, look, I'm bleeding out
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way
Baby look what you've done to me    
Baby you got me tied down                      Like literally
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me this way

Who's this man that's holding your hand
And talking bout your eyes                          I know they're talking about themselves, but this is creepy too, like who's this other person here talking about your eyes and shit right in front of me.
Used to sing about being free but now he's changed his mind     EVEN THE CAGED BIRD SINGS

I know they'll be coming to find me soon         Also, WHO'S coming to find you soon, the FBI? Your parents? Is the last time your friends heard from you when you told them you had a date and now they think you've been kidnapped or murdered? I mean, it sounds like you have been, so they're right to be worried.
But my stockholm syndrome is in your room And Stockholm Syndrome is a condition, how is it in a room, like, are you wanting to rename it to "your room syndrome"

Yeah I feel for you     I think that should be fell for you, but hey, I didn't transcribe this, I just got it from a sketchy lyric site

Baby look what you've done to me
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way    This way = chokehold
Baby look what you've done to me
Baby you got me tied down
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me in this way

All my life I've been on my own
I used to like to got me home     This sentence doesn't make sense, is it correct? I don't know, again, sketchy lyric site
But now together we're alone
And there's no other place I'd ever wanna go       It's pretty cold here, maybe relocate to a warmer climate with this person 'cause as long as you're together does it matter? weirdo

Baby look what you've done to me
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way
Baby look what you've done to me
Baby you got me tied down
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me this way

Overall, more creepy sounding than I was hoping a song about Stockholm Syndrome would sound... I don't know what I was expecting.

Act My Age, NO YOU ACT MY AGE

hen I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause I move a little slow when I dance
I can count on you after all that we’ve been through
Cause I know that you’ll always understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
Hey!


When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
Cause I know that you truly understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out
We’ll still stay up till morning
We’ll throw an after party, oh yeah, oh yeah

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No I’ll still feel the same and you will too

Source: http://www.directlyrics.com/one-direction-act-my-age-lyrics.html

FAVORITE IRISH JIG 

When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke  Who among you is not a joke at present
Cause I move a little slow when I dance     Yes, you are all great dancers
I can count on you after all that we’ve been through
Cause I know that you’ll always understand     THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER CAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY FIVE THAT HAVE GONE THROUGH THE SAME FAME CYCLE TOGETHER AND THEY'RE SO GREAT I'm fine

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
Hey!


When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
Cause I know that you truly understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age   Think about it, you don't act your age now, I mean lil babies, but also all the tattoos, but also, Harold you cannot drink in all the countries why mermaid vagina
No, I’ll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out       NO YOU'LL NEVER BE THAT OLD STOP
We’ll still stay up till morning
We’ll throw an after party, oh yeah, oh yeah        are, are they going to still be touring then?

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No I’ll still feel the same and you will too
nana nananana nananana NANANANANANANANA nana nananana nananana NANANANANANANANA

OK I LOVE IT 

Girl Almighty, great balls of fire

Hey hey
Oh no no no

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances,
As it takes to save a savior,
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made out of lightning


Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling too

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances
As it takes to save a savior
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made of lightning

Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling too

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Source: http://www.directlyrics.com/one-direction-girl-almighty-lyrics.htmSomething about these instrumentals, I love them so much.

Hey hey    also love Niall so much
Oh no no no

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances,
As it takes to save a savior,                              Already I love everything about this song. What can we compare her light to? Loudness. Okay, what's as loud as her light? A bunch of ambulances. How many ambulances? As many as it takes! To do what you ask? Save... a savior? PERFECT. Love everyone in this bar.
 
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no                                              Nitric Oxide (NO) is an important cellular signaling molecule involved in many physiological and pathological processes

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty             
Let’s pray we stay young stay made out of lightning            what is it with these boys and lightning


Am I the only                                 Baptist hymn, I'm telling ya
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling tooooooooooooooo

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances
As it takes to save a savior
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon       
Some say she’s such a fake                               Balloon boy was floating through the world on a big balloon but then WHOA HE WAS A FAKE so can you really blame us for being skeptical, guys

That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made of lightning

Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling tooooooooooooooo

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you                            clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

FOUR things that I hate about my life

There's a bonus one though, and they're all members of 1D.

No, but I'm doing a FOUR review because IT'S WHAT I DO NOW.

No promises that they're going to make sense or be in order or timely, but I thought I'd get a head start since some of the songs are already out. (Meaning I have a few started in my drafts that I will complete SOONISH)

Is this a thing one should be doing at work? Clearly, yes. It's either this or eating my lunch now at 10:40, and I hear lunchtime is actually later in the day.

We all need Bacon Debit Cards

At least, according to my manager, one of my co




THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE AUGUST BUT I DON'T REMEMBER MAKING IT