First of all, I am MENTALLY STABLE

I got a dog yesterday! Last night! Less than 24 hours ago!

This is Layla

She's basically mine. Like, trial period still I guess, but LOOK AT THE LITTLE BABY.

Somehow I'm still at work today. I don't know how I'm going to manage.

And then GODDAMN ONE DIRECTION RELEASED A NEW SINGLE IN THE MIDDLE OF LAST NIGHT AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW UNTIL THIS MORNING. Good news, I've listened to it a lot and I have THOUGHTS.

Drag Me Down

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I’ve got fire for a heart;

Bro so much fire, you must be FIREPROOF 

I’m not scared of the dark.

BECAUSE YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE DARK?

 You’ve never seen it look so easy. I’ve got a river for a soul, and baby, you’re a boat.

You're a boat. New compliment, just use it randomly.

 Baby, you’re my only reason.

If I didn’t have you, there would be nothing left, the shell of a man that could never be his best. O.O If I didn’t have you, I’d never see the sun. This sounds like something someone would say to me about like, if I wasn't here you'd never go outside, if you didn't have a dog you wouldn't know what the weather was like out, etc You taught me how to be someone.

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. I just really want Zayn to be like, great job on the new single guys, behind you all the way. All these lights, they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down. Except maybe a mic stand

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. All these lights, they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down. I need a breakdown of who does all these parts. Like, Louis is easy, pretty sure I can always find him, but come one guys, get on that

I’ve got fire for a heart; I’m not scared of the dark. You’ve never seen it look so easy. I’ve got a river for a soul, and baby, you’re a boat. Baby, you’re my only reason. This verse was all Niall right? Little Irish child, hope he's having a good day.

If I didn’t have you, there would be nothing left, a shell of a man who could never be his best. super enjoy the echoed BE HIS BEST here because they're bros chanting together If I didn’t have you, I’d never see the sun. You taught me how to be someone.

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. All these lights, I appreciate the note lights is on, it makes me go, l-I-ghts, I don't know they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me…

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. All these lights, they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down.

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. All these lights, they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down.

”  AND THEN A STUPID LITTLE LAUGH WHO WAS THAT, THAT WAS NOT OKAY, IT MAKES ME GO, WHERE IS THE MUSIC VIDEO I NEED TO SEE THE SMIRK THAT ACCOMPANIES THAT 

—	One Direction, “Drag Me Down”

Let's test to see if things around us are Fireproof

I think I'm gonna lose my mind, AREN'T WE ALL
Something deep inside me, I can't give up, *pop*
I think I'm gonna lose my mind,
I roll and I roll 'til I'm out of luck, yeah,
I roll and I roll 'til I'm out of luck,    ok at first I was all, roll like somersaults, that's endearing, and then I'm like, PROBABLY dice, not as cool

I'm feeling something deep inside,
Hotter than a jet stream burning up, jet fuel can't melt metal beams INSIDE JOB
I got a feeling deep inside,
It's taking, it's taking all I got, yeah,
It's taking, it's taking all I got. to... do what. Taking all you got to RUIN OUR LIVES thanks

'Cause nobody knows you, baby, the way I do,
And nobody loves you, baby, the way I do,
It's been so long, it's been so long, maybe you are fireproof, please don't test this though
'Cause nobody saves me, baby, the way you do. There's a theme with this album of saving and saviors and stuff I feel.

I think I'm gonna win this time,
Riding on the wind and I won't give up, riding on the wind like, Apollo? Does he ride wind or just sunlight. Somebody rides wind.
I think I'm gonna win this time,
I roll and I roll, 'til I change my luck, yeah,
I roll and I roll, 'til I change my luck,

'Cause nobody knows you, baby, the way I do,
And nobody loves you, baby, the way I do,
It's been so long, it's been so long, you must be fireproof, Like is this really just the idea of her being fireproof because the idea has been on fire in his mind for so long, I don't get why SHE is fireproof. BUrning love? Wouldn't that be him that needs to be fireproof?
'Cause nobody saves me, baby, the way you do,

'Cause nobody knows you, baby, the way I do,
And nobody loves you, baby, the way I do,
It's been so long, it's been so long, maybe you were fireproof,
'Cause nobody saves me, baby, the way you do.

Songwriters
Tomlinson, Louis / Payne, Liam / Malik, Zayn / Horan, Niall / Styles, Harry

Shaaarks

Watching Alien Sharks, this guy is like a young shark researcher who discovers new species. Tbh pretty cute.