29 October 2011

Supernatural is the most stressful

I'm trying to watch it, and I just can't even. Why is there things why why why?

I don't even want to watch this. Why do they do things.

Also, Fringe did not air because of the stupid World Series or whatever.

My internet is weird here, like it's all, fine, and then weak, and then Supernatural lags and then I weep into my hair.

Good quote: "I had a brother with this many issues once, you know what I did? I ate him."
"Of course you did."

Bad things: everything else about this episode, I mean, it's like, a bit meta, which I like, but they're all WANTED and I hate all the things.

21 October 2011

Batman vs. Doctor Who: A Comparison

No, but they're two totally different shows that are important to me and I was thinking about this and HERE IS MY BRAIN ACTIVITY. (I'd like to point out that I'm referring to the 1966 version of Batman unless I'm clearly referring to the franchise.)

SIMILARITIES
  • I love them so much
  • The 1960s are very important to them both, but my friends like the newer versions better of both Batman and Doctor Who
  • Justice and fighting evil and shit
  • The Doctor teaches his companion stuff about the universe and how to be a better person just like Batman teaches Robin stuff because Dick Grayson is, as everyone puts it, his young ward
  • I have a favorite Doctor and a favorite Robin and a favorite Companion and a favorite Batman
  • Catwoman, the Cat nurses, they're like, Cat people, it's a similarity bitches
  • I randomly burst out laughing when I think about either of them and then people think I am insane or that I am thinking about someone I know or that I noticed something funny bur really I'm just laughing at Peter Davison screwing up his lines or Burt Ward pretending to climb up a wall that is actually a floor
  • The Doctor and Batman don't kill people

DIFFERENCES
  • My friends like Doctor Who and worry about my obsession with Batman
  • Most of the Actors that play the Doctor are like, good role models and shit, but Adam West and Burt Ward are TERRIBLE role models, you don't even know
  • Although they both have multiple actors that play the title characters, Batman doesn't acknowledge the change because it doesn't happen in the story, but Doctor Who acknowledges the new faces and EMBRACES the change
  • Also, Batman randomly decides to leave out Robin all the time even though he should be there. You don't see Doctor Who randomly leaving out the TARDIS and getting like, a sports car (it's funny because the Third Doctor mostly rode a car named Bessie because his TARDIS was locked within his time period and restrained to Earth)
  • DICK GRAYSON IS AN ACROBAT -this is not a difference, mostly a thing that is like, ah, but it's true that there are no acrobats in Doctor Who
  • There is not sexual tension between Bruce and Dick
  • The Doctor knows who Batman is, but Batman does not know who the Doctor is
Jamie is the more clingy version of Robin



17 October 2011

British television rules, and they drink pims

I am still hungry.

Where does one purchase a root beer float? This is a genuine question. Please respond via any form of communication that is handy for you. Srsly.

I watched Top Gear and the QI and now I'm watching the Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2010 and it's so great.

16 October 2011

I am so hungry

SO HUNGRY. And it is late. And early tomorrow for church. And then I can't even take a nap after church if I want cause we're going to Omaha. Well, I could sleep in the car. I always seem to sleep through the entire drive to Omaha so I don't have a good sense of how long it takes to get there.

Still hungry. Home is stressful.

14 October 2011

So, so so so, so

How would you feel if I set up a ginormous queue of Batman things on my Tumblr. Would you hate me? Is a constant flood of Batman acceptable? I only ask because you should see my likes, there are so many things. SO MANY THINGS, see, and I just want to reblog all of themmmmm.
I LOVE MY BATMAN COLLECTION THO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

09 October 2011

The Name of the Star!

I got my book signed by Maureen and it's so great and pretty magnets and MJ TOUCHED THIS SHIT.
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07 October 2011

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS

You know, like, sometimes I just tear up about Jason Todd in the middle of the night and why would they do that to me JASON.

oh god. oh god oh god oh god. He just, HE WAS BEAT TO DEATH WITH A FUCKING CROWBAR AND THE JOKER AND SO MUCH HATE. weeeeeeeeep

06 October 2011

ALL I WANT IS TO WATCH THE ADVENTURES OF BATMAN AND ROBIN

AND WHEN I SEARCH FOR IT IT SAYS THERE ARE 0 SEASONS, 0 EPISODES. WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE? TEEN TITANS IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND ONLINE, SAME STORY WITH THE NEW ADVENTURES OF BATMAN, AND YOUNG JUSTICE DOESN'T HAVE A NEW EPISODE UNTIL FRIDAY. ROBIINNNNNNNNN

03 October 2011

Sometimes I worry about things


For instance, if the juice says "flavored water beverage" why does it also say "other natural flavors" because they didn't say what the first flavors were and now we're just assuming that they are lying liars who lie or that they are just not good at descriptions.
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02 October 2011

I can't even

Why must I even. I don't want to even.  What is this nonsense. Why things. Things suck.


01 October 2011

I have issues when studying.

Not the least of which is that I just start laughing at random things. For instance, the Danube river. I start thinking about danubing to the store and danubing my homework and then I crack myself up. Or Byzantium distracts me here on this map cause I'm all, CRASH AT THE BYZANTIUM you know? The weeping angels and stuff?
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I love Robin so much

I don't think you comprehend how great Robin is. He's just so great.

Yep, this gif again
Also, in fun news, I am in possession of all of Sarah's electronics. What should I do to her life? I RULE HER WORLD BWAHAHAHAHA.

No but seriously, can't even think of one harmless prank or nothing so I'm just going to be all responsible friend and shit. Sigh.

Also really love Miss Martian. And Artemis. Mostly Robin. Robin and Artemis! Yeah yeah, I ship them. We're talking Dick Grayson Robin, original and all. Artemis is way superior to Green Arrow's actual sidekick Speedy or whatever. She's his niece, his sidekick is a guy who is all, "I'm too good to be called sidekick" and I'm like STFU ROBIN'S A SIDEKICK AND HE'S THE BEST.