I got sock monkey slippers

What did you get for Christmas?

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Would you believe I've never been to a bar.

Like, an actual bar? Yeah, true story. (I'm totally not counting the Starlight Lounge because that is a lounge and not a bar atmosphere. Or Applebee's because restaurant, or Buffalo Wild Wings because also restaurant. Oh god I want Buffalo Wild Wings now.) Also, even the least painful of holidays make me want to drink.

Also, I am now knitting a real thing. Two real things, but only one is something I picked out and started and stuff. I tend to sit in bed and knit while watching Hogan's Heroes for hours. It is not conducive to waking up in the morning when my family wants to do things.

Did you know that large quantities of nutmeg have a hallucinatory effect? Apparently it's a very bad trip, but it makes me laugh because nutmeg. Heh.

Alright so I can knit now

I made this in the dark with no pattern and just a little yarn for practice. It's a lovely scarf for Lucky.

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I just remembered something horrifying

Although Christmas break is going to be great and a break and Christmas, THERE WILL NOT BE DR PEPPER, BECAUSE WE DON'T GENERALLY KEEP POP IN THE HOUSE.

I mean, it won't be that bad, I can stop drinking it whenever I want to.

Oh my god what is wrong with me

A thing fell of the table here by the couch and I almost dropped my computer. I don't know why I suck so much.

Oh, I'm totally studying. Yeah. That's happening.

Leverage is great. Also, Leverage is great. Once Upon a Time is a heartbreaker, but Leverage will never let me down.

Dinosaur Comics are like, my spirit animal

All of them are my spirit animal. All. Of. Them.

I'm making a bracelet and it's all, ooo, and then it's all, so many strings, and then it's all, pretty, and then it's going to be all WHAT THEY'RE IN A DIFFERENT ORDER I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THINGS. But I haven't got to that part yet so yeah.

I think I've given up on doing things. I should go to bed, like, now, because it's like, midnight, but I can't because Dinosaur Comics.

My favorite is when like, you're fighting someone, and they say "Is that the best you've got?" and then you kill them. It's like, yeah bitches, that's the best I've got.