I love that clip. Have you watched it? Have you? It's on my tumblr: merrythanatos.tumblr.com
I don't think it's the first post anymore, but you'll find it. Oh, and in the future when it's no longer on the front page even, it's tagged batman, so just add /tagged/batman to the end and find it because it's amazing.
So I work with this guy, Carlos, who is from Colombia. He's really nice and seems like he's like, 18, but he's actually 23 and I find that hilarious. He's a little difficult to understand sometimes, and today when Allie was giving me and Carlos a ride home he said that his English is not very good, but trust him, he is very funny in Spanish. We laughed a whole bunch and assured him that he is most definitely funny in English.
Shelves in the closet, happy thought indeed.
I hear that people who went gallivanting across Ireland are now back in the US of A, and therefore need to update me on their adventures, okay? Okay.
Slight panic attack. I may call in sick tomorrow, even though my sickness is actually called a panic attack. I don't know. I don't knooooooooow. (Sarah, do you have that gif? I need it in my life, mostly I would like to print it out on Harry Potter Photo paper so I can carry it in my pocket forever and use it in everyday conversation.)
25 March 2011
It smells like skunk around the apartment complex.
So I took some video the other night of some ducks in our swimming pool freaking out because of the sirens, but I kind of forgot about it so when I was looking through my gallery on my phone I was like, what is thi-OH. Half asleep Mary, you know I love the things you do, but this must've looked so creeperish to film through the fence at night.
I'll put it on youtube sometime, but currently am on my phone so you're going to have to wait.
In other news, I'm getting to work an hour early because the other option was to take the next bus a half hour later, but that will sit at Vista for 45 minutes and make me late.
I'll put it on youtube sometime, but currently am on my phone so you're going to have to wait.
In other news, I'm getting to work an hour early because the other option was to take the next bus a half hour later, but that will sit at Vista for 45 minutes and make me late.
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24 March 2011
There's a really loud pool party and I hate them
Do you guys remember the Toothpaste? I am now using the Toothpaste, and let me tell you, it tastes awkward. Not weird or different, but it actually tastes of awkwardness.
Also, stupid form is stupid and difficult. No me gusta.
It's windy.
Also, stupid form is stupid and difficult. No me gusta.
It's windy.
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23 March 2011
Mary Weeps for Life
At this bat-time and this bat-channel I bring you the next installment of Mary Weeps for Life. Bum bum buuuuuuuum.
It's your favorite soap opera, don't lie.
Where we left off, aka, when I came up with this idea when I was talking to Sarah while she wasn't there, my bus was considering running over the stupid people in the road. It was all very dramatic.
This episode completely ignores that plot development and skips straight ahead to me being on the bus going home. So I'm on the bus and suddenly, bum bum buuuuuum, we get run off the road and hit tree branches and freak out slightly. We're alive, but why would a Disney bus run us off the roooooooooaaaaaaaad?
Stay tuned for the next episode where we completely forget this ever happened and discuss some other shenanigan that probably also involves a bus.
It's your favorite soap opera, don't lie.
Where we left off, aka, when I came up with this idea when I was talking to Sarah while she wasn't there, my bus was considering running over the stupid people in the road. It was all very dramatic.
This episode completely ignores that plot development and skips straight ahead to me being on the bus going home. So I'm on the bus and suddenly, bum bum buuuuuum, we get run off the road and hit tree branches and freak out slightly. We're alive, but why would a Disney bus run us off the roooooooooaaaaaaaad?
Stay tuned for the next episode where we completely forget this ever happened and discuss some other shenanigan that probably also involves a bus.
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French: I don't speak it
I didn't post on my days off. Probably because I wasn't waiting for any buses.
I have to get a supervisor or manager to fill out a form for my health insurance apparently and I am not happy about it.
Remember that girl from RBD who had like, pink hair, but it wasn't always pink because I seem to remember it changing? Yeah, her. There's a girl here that reminds me of her greatly. Here as in, at this bus stop.
Sarah, I expect to hear more about this playlist you are making.
Oh, and don't go murdering people, kids. I'm watching you.
I have to get a supervisor or manager to fill out a form for my health insurance apparently and I am not happy about it.
Remember that girl from RBD who had like, pink hair, but it wasn't always pink because I seem to remember it changing? Yeah, her. There's a girl here that reminds me of her greatly. Here as in, at this bus stop.
Sarah, I expect to hear more about this playlist you are making.
Oh, and don't go murdering people, kids. I'm watching you.
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19 March 2011
I feel like Imma puke
Why do things exist?
I'm officially done with my deployment to the Boardwalk. I managed to only say Aloha a couple of times. Back to the Polynesian tomorrow morning. This is not going to be fun.
That puking thing is still a possibility. Especially with this loooooongcat bus ride I'm waiting for here.
I'm officially done with my deployment to the Boardwalk. I managed to only say Aloha a couple of times. Back to the Polynesian tomorrow morning. This is not going to be fun.
That puking thing is still a possibility. Especially with this loooooongcat bus ride I'm waiting for here.
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I remembered my story I was going to tell you
I was walking around work and saw a frame in the wrong section and said: "You don't even go here!"
Um, people around me were a bit frightened of me. I need to remember when I'm in the real world and not online where people speak in Mean Girls quotes.
Um, people around me were a bit frightened of me. I need to remember when I'm in the real world and not online where people speak in Mean Girls quotes.
18 March 2011
I've been frightened by my reflection twice tonight.
And that's not me being deep or funny, I jumped at my reflection twice because I didn't recognize this stupid costume that makes me feel ill. It makes my stomach hurt, I think because the waist is so high. I'M WORKING ON THE VIDEO OKAY PEOPLE.
Mah hed hurts.
I can sleeps on this bus? Good plan?
Only one more night on the boardwalk, and then I'm back to the Polynesian. Sure, it's the next morning and that's gonna suck, but I'll be home.
The bus is now stopping at some hotel... Caribbean Beach maybe?
I expect to hear from everyone as they head off into Sarah's land of Irish shenanigans. I mean, not everyone is going, but I expect to hear from those who are going. Like I tell Sarah, don't die of alcohol poisoning. Also, if you are ever wondering what to do next don't listen to the advice to do an Irish boy, got it?
Where are we at? This is Caribbean Beach, I don't know what that other one was. Only 3 more before my stop, and then 800 steps to my apartment.
There are spanish speaking boys sleeping behind me.
Qwerty qwerty qwerty
I've reached the state of consciousness where that is really amusing to me, qwerty.
ALSO, that last episode of Criminal Minds, Lauren it was called, was all *flail* and *flail* and whaaaaaaaa. Tears, and anger, and then tears, and then whaaaaaaaaa.
I SWEAR THIS IS THE STOP WE WERE JUST AT. I am confuse. There are still more stops that I remember, so the 3 from earlier was totes a lie.
I don't want to work tomorrrrroooowwwwwww. I don't have the call in number though, so even if I was sick I couldn't tell them.
WHERE THE EFF ARE WE THIS PLACE IS SO SKETCH.
So, we didn't get murdered there in sketchy land of sketchyness.
Oh, I'm on the bus, in case this has confused anyone so far. I don't know, I'm tired. You probably all figured it out but this thinking thing with the brain and stuff is hard.
Pop Century, you better be the last stop because imma murder your whole family if you're not.
I feel like there's something important I was supposed to tell you, I'm sure it was hilarious. I'll just sum it up with, people can be, and often are, stupid.
Mah hed hurts.
I can sleeps on this bus? Good plan?
Only one more night on the boardwalk, and then I'm back to the Polynesian. Sure, it's the next morning and that's gonna suck, but I'll be home.
The bus is now stopping at some hotel... Caribbean Beach maybe?
I expect to hear from everyone as they head off into Sarah's land of Irish shenanigans. I mean, not everyone is going, but I expect to hear from those who are going. Like I tell Sarah, don't die of alcohol poisoning. Also, if you are ever wondering what to do next don't listen to the advice to do an Irish boy, got it?
Where are we at? This is Caribbean Beach, I don't know what that other one was. Only 3 more before my stop, and then 800 steps to my apartment.
There are spanish speaking boys sleeping behind me.
Qwerty qwerty qwerty
I've reached the state of consciousness where that is really amusing to me, qwerty.
ALSO, that last episode of Criminal Minds, Lauren it was called, was all *flail* and *flail* and whaaaaaaaa. Tears, and anger, and then tears, and then whaaaaaaaaa.
I SWEAR THIS IS THE STOP WE WERE JUST AT. I am confuse. There are still more stops that I remember, so the 3 from earlier was totes a lie.
I don't want to work tomorrrrroooowwwwwww. I don't have the call in number though, so even if I was sick I couldn't tell them.
WHERE THE EFF ARE WE THIS PLACE IS SO SKETCH.
So, we didn't get murdered there in sketchy land of sketchyness.
Oh, I'm on the bus, in case this has confused anyone so far. I don't know, I'm tired. You probably all figured it out but this thinking thing with the brain and stuff is hard.
Pop Century, you better be the last stop because imma murder your whole family if you're not.
I feel like there's something important I was supposed to tell you, I'm sure it was hilarious. I'll just sum it up with, people can be, and often are, stupid.
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16 March 2011
Strange times call for strange measures
Currently there are two guys replacing the door to our apartment, which is kind of noisy and really weird. I was going to eat lunch now, but the kitchen is like, right there in the room where that door is, so instead I am going to blog to y'all.
So yesterday I got on the 5:30 bus to Animal Kingdom and got there at 6:00. I was going to a backstage tour of Expedition Everest for just Polynesian and Grand Floridian Merchandise Cast Members. At 6 in the morning the sun is not up yet, it is really dark and creepy at Animal Kingdom, everything is wet because the parks get power washed at night, and there was no mood music. You know, the Animal Kingdom music that's all jungle-y and animal-like so it's kind of musical and kind of creepy. Yeah, that music wasn't on when I got there, but turned on after I was standing under a street light for about half an hour.
Our tour started at 7, so we went into the park at like 6:45 and walked back to Expedition Everest.
Then we climbed a million and a half stairs because there are no elevators in the Forbidden Mountain.
And then at the part where the tracks are ripped up and you're really high up and stuff, we walked all the way to the top of that. Of course I was at the very front, up top, where there is no railing, and a narrow stair case. Then I took these pretty pictures of the sunrise.
And, I worked at the Boardwalk too. With no training. It was awkward and weird and yes. And I have to go work again soon too, so I'm leaving you with this picture.
So yesterday I got on the 5:30 bus to Animal Kingdom and got there at 6:00. I was going to a backstage tour of Expedition Everest for just Polynesian and Grand Floridian Merchandise Cast Members. At 6 in the morning the sun is not up yet, it is really dark and creepy at Animal Kingdom, everything is wet because the parks get power washed at night, and there was no mood music. You know, the Animal Kingdom music that's all jungle-y and animal-like so it's kind of musical and kind of creepy. Yeah, that music wasn't on when I got there, but turned on after I was standing under a street light for about half an hour.
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| Animal Kingdom sign in the early freaking morning |
Then we climbed a million and a half stairs because there are no elevators in the Forbidden Mountain.
And then at the part where the tracks are ripped up and you're really high up and stuff, we walked all the way to the top of that. Of course I was at the very front, up top, where there is no railing, and a narrow stair case. Then I took these pretty pictures of the sunrise.
And, I worked at the Boardwalk too. With no training. It was awkward and weird and yes. And I have to go work again soon too, so I'm leaving you with this picture.
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| The view of Animal Kingdom from the mountain |
14 March 2011
I went to the Polynesian
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The Boardwalk
Aloha. I went to get my costume today and then checked out where I'm going to be working. (Pictured above)(loljk, that didn't work, I'll add it later)(okay, I added it now) I got a little lost in the tunnels, and by a little I mean I was as lost as a puppy in Disney World. I'm not saying my costume is ridiculous, but I am going to feel ridiculous in it, so that's fun.
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| View from my store on the Boardwalk |
Also, I am totes going to say Aloha to people, and that is so not Boardwalk themed.
They do have a Wyland Gallery though, just like we do at the Polynesian.
This bus driver may hate me. I'm not sure.
I haven't eaten today and it's 12:52. I should do that, but I wanted to get to Property Control before 5, and obviously that means there is no time to eat.
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12 March 2011
Figment is my Fave
They don't know where this blog is, perhaps I should tell them. I am so bad at telling people about this. I see Cassie found me (hey Cassie!) and I didn't even tell her. (Cassie's my only official follower actually. The rest of you are just stalkers)
We ate dinner at Kona Cafe at the Polynesian, which is good because I work right by it and had never eaten there.
Australian boy works at Kona, but he works lunch.
Rawr, I'm a dragon!!!
It's cold here. 44 degrees.
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11 March 2011
At least you guys benefit from my boredom
OlI finally remembered to bring headphones with me so I am standing at the bus stop listening to a Pandora station based on Back in Black by AC/DC. Currently Thunderstruck is playing, which is funny because they're both songs I have in actual playlists on my iPod, which I don't have with me because my phone pwns the world.
I think I see my bus. If that's my bus I am impressed that it's not late.
It's gonna be 46 degrees when I get off work tonight. Florida , y u so cold?
That wasn't my bus. I think this next one is though. *hopeful* NOPE, C BUS YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE. Sigh, I mean, sure, Epcot is great and all, but I'm not going there so you are not very helpful.
The A bus is officially late.
I brought a can of coke, some pringles and the rest of one of those cups of mini oreos for dinner tonight. I am awesome at packing food. I only get a 15 minute break, probably around 9. That is, if I get to work. THERE YOU ARE BUS, ONLY 5 minutes late. Don't stop at Vista for over an hour this time, okay?
I think I see my bus. If that's my bus I am impressed that it's not late.
It's gonna be 46 degrees when I get off work tonight. Florida , y u so cold?
That wasn't my bus. I think this next one is though. *hopeful* NOPE, C BUS YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE. Sigh, I mean, sure, Epcot is great and all, but I'm not going there so you are not very helpful.
The A bus is officially late.
I brought a can of coke, some pringles and the rest of one of those cups of mini oreos for dinner tonight. I am awesome at packing food. I only get a 15 minute break, probably around 9. That is, if I get to work. THERE YOU ARE BUS, ONLY 5 minutes late. Don't stop at Vista for over an hour this time, okay?
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10 March 2011
wat is this i am not good with computer
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Have you ever been so tired that life is all
But then suddenly a sense of clarity hits you and then
08 March 2011
I am ridiculous
Lunch consisted of donut holes and Dr. Pepper. Sounds like me doesn't it? It made me ill, but it tasted so goooooood.
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07 March 2011
A bird just hit me
Not my vehicle, not nearly hit me, but I felt a bird's wings as it flew too close to me.
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06 March 2011
Mary is unobservant
So I was watching Misfits, yeah? And clearly they are British, I mean they all have accents, one of them so badly that you can hardly understand her, and yet I didn't realise the show was British as I was watching it until the person started driving the car on the right side and I was like WAT, oh, it's BRITISH. Sigh.
Is tea really a meal? Is that like, dinner?
It's like, 12:30 and I just went to the kitchen and almost finished my box of donut holes. They are wonderful. I just bought them when I went to the store today. I only bought them because I've been working in Samoa Snacks recently and I have to straighten the boxes of donuts and they smell so yummy.
I think I turn into a crazy rambler late at night. Sarah, is this true? No, wait, you wouldn't know, you go to bed early. Christine? Am I a crazy rambler?
There are flashing lights outside my window. It's security. They drive around at night and it's super annoying.
Is tea really a meal? Is that like, dinner?
It's like, 12:30 and I just went to the kitchen and almost finished my box of donut holes. They are wonderful. I just bought them when I went to the store today. I only bought them because I've been working in Samoa Snacks recently and I have to straighten the boxes of donuts and they smell so yummy.
I think I turn into a crazy rambler late at night. Sarah, is this true? No, wait, you wouldn't know, you go to bed early. Christine? Am I a crazy rambler?
There are flashing lights outside my window. It's security. They drive around at night and it's super annoying.
Bus stops are where the cool kids hang out
And that's obviously why I am at a bus stop right now. Yes.
Ok, so, common sense tells me that if you tell an entire apartment complex that they must empty their trash every day, and do inspections where that is part of your grade, you should probably have the dumpsters emptied quite often so as to avoid overflowing dumpsters. My apartment is not run by people with my sort of common sense. I had to throw my trash on top of a ridiculous mountain formed in the dumpster.
On my way to a paid two hour game at my resort called The Amazing Race. It's like the tv show, but at the Polynesian and the Grand Floridian. Fun, kinda, except it interrupts my day off that I really wanted to sleep in during. Also, I have postcards I need to mail and groceries I need to buy. I'm going to,Magic Kingdom with Allie for an hour after the Amazing Race. Priorities, man, priorities.
Ok, so, common sense tells me that if you tell an entire apartment complex that they must empty their trash every day, and do inspections where that is part of your grade, you should probably have the dumpsters emptied quite often so as to avoid overflowing dumpsters. My apartment is not run by people with my sort of common sense. I had to throw my trash on top of a ridiculous mountain formed in the dumpster.
On my way to a paid two hour game at my resort called The Amazing Race. It's like the tv show, but at the Polynesian and the Grand Floridian. Fun, kinda, except it interrupts my day off that I really wanted to sleep in during. Also, I have postcards I need to mail and groceries I need to buy. I'm going to,Magic Kingdom with Allie for an hour after the Amazing Race. Priorities, man, priorities.
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I'm trying to sleep
My phone recommended tortilla when I was saying trying. Tortilla.
I'm laying down and it feels like I am continuously falling. My head feels weird. Am I dying? It's a little calming, but also distracting.
I'm laying down and it feels like I am continuously falling. My head feels weird. Am I dying? It's a little calming, but also distracting.
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05 March 2011
WTF IS THIS EVEN
Today was not the best day. Today was a strange day.
There were lots of people today. It is ESPN weekends so we have lots and lots of people, and two nights ago they decided to put in a new operating system on our registers, and like all new Windows OSs, they crash all the time. Shoot me now.
So, today I was yelled at, scoffed at, hit on, pestered, praised profusely for being a genius, stared at with confusion, and talked to in a foreign language that I don't know why they expected me to understand. What even is this place?
Oh, and next week my online schedule says I don't work all week, but in the Communications room at work it says I am being freaking deployed somewhere. I don't know where. BW, wherever that is, and I'm freaking out. I have to get a new costume and go somewhere else and work for a week and what and weepzilopochtli.
I actually said weepzilopochtli today in front of my new friend Allie. Don't worry, she knows how "normal" I am. She actually just ignored it.
We like Allie. She is nice and she drives me home when we both close. No te procupes, Christine, she is not going to replace you. I know how you worry about these things. She has a boyfriend, so obviously she is nothing like me.
BW, BOARDWALK, IT'S PROBABLY BOARDWALK, WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, I'M GOING TO DIE.
On the bright side, on the 15th I get to go on a behind the scenes tour of Expedition Everest before the park opens where we get to walk on the tracks and everything. I'm betting we probably get to ride it first too, as like, test dummies. That would be awesome. Well, it's going to be awesome.
Can you get high off of cough drops or something? Cause this guy, like our age, came in and bought two packs of cough drops, and then a couple hours later came back and bought the exact same two packs again. Why does he need four packs of cough drops, two of mint and two of cherry? Why, I ask you, why?
There were lots of people today. It is ESPN weekends so we have lots and lots of people, and two nights ago they decided to put in a new operating system on our registers, and like all new Windows OSs, they crash all the time. Shoot me now.
So, today I was yelled at, scoffed at, hit on, pestered, praised profusely for being a genius, stared at with confusion, and talked to in a foreign language that I don't know why they expected me to understand. What even is this place?
Oh, and next week my online schedule says I don't work all week, but in the Communications room at work it says I am being freaking deployed somewhere. I don't know where. BW, wherever that is, and I'm freaking out. I have to get a new costume and go somewhere else and work for a week and what and weepzilopochtli.
I actually said weepzilopochtli today in front of my new friend Allie. Don't worry, she knows how "normal" I am. She actually just ignored it.
We like Allie. She is nice and she drives me home when we both close. No te procupes, Christine, she is not going to replace you. I know how you worry about these things. She has a boyfriend, so obviously she is nothing like me.
BW, BOARDWALK, IT'S PROBABLY BOARDWALK, WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, I'M GOING TO DIE.
On the bright side, on the 15th I get to go on a behind the scenes tour of Expedition Everest before the park opens where we get to walk on the tracks and everything. I'm betting we probably get to ride it first too, as like, test dummies. That would be awesome. Well, it's going to be awesome.
Can you get high off of cough drops or something? Cause this guy, like our age, came in and bought two packs of cough drops, and then a couple hours later came back and bought the exact same two packs again. Why does he need four packs of cough drops, two of mint and two of cherry? Why, I ask you, why?
02 March 2011
I finally finished my vlog so you can stop yelling at me
The vlog already has at least 5 views, but I'm not on my computer ahorita so I can't check. I'm on a bus. I'm always on a bus. Or waiting for a bus. Buses are eating my life, but I don't want to drive because penguins.
So, my ear is currently bleeding ... ignore that.
No, but kids who speak french and not english scare me a lot because I do not understand the french. *le confuse
YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT AND YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER, YOU DRINK THE LIME AND THE COCONUT AND THEN YOU FEEL BETTER
Why is there a flashing truck on the side of the road?
I heard there is fire in Florida right now and that we need rain. I do not like rain, I like fire, but I can see where they're coming from I guess.
Llama llama llama llama
Did anyone ever share this with Lisa? LISAAAAAAAA
*le tired
So, my ear is currently bleeding ... ignore that.
No, but kids who speak french and not english scare me a lot because I do not understand the french. *le confuse
YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT AND YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER, YOU DRINK THE LIME AND THE COCONUT AND THEN YOU FEEL BETTER
Why is there a flashing truck on the side of the road?
I heard there is fire in Florida right now and that we need rain. I do not like rain, I like fire, but I can see where they're coming from I guess.
Llama llama llama llama
Did anyone ever share this with Lisa? LISAAAAAAAA
*le tired
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01 March 2011
I have not blogged because parents
How did this get here I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER.
HI EVERYONE!
So, how you doing? I'm okay. I am headed to work for the first time in what feels like a year, but really it's just since last Wednesday. I took a bunch of days off because my parents were here. We met up with my aunt and uncle and cousins and then ran away from them and then met up with them again and then they left. We went to all the parks, and actually went to 3 of them in one day because we had dinner in Epcot and Fantasmic in Hollywood Studios but were spending the day in Animal Kingdom.
And now it's back to work every single freaking day starting this morning, and then everyday til midnight.
I drove my roommates to Buffalo Wild Wings last night and it was yummy, but my gps went all, let's take the scenic route and drive by Seaworld, so that was fun getting lost in Orlando in the dark where cars are stupid and I had to honk at someone for pulling out into both lanes in front of me and stopping.
Our bus driver just told us to have a nice day and left us. I hope this means another bus driver is going to come drive the bus.
Weep, no one is coming to take me to work we're all gonna die.
HI EVERYONE!
So, how you doing? I'm okay. I am headed to work for the first time in what feels like a year, but really it's just since last Wednesday. I took a bunch of days off because my parents were here. We met up with my aunt and uncle and cousins and then ran away from them and then met up with them again and then they left. We went to all the parks, and actually went to 3 of them in one day because we had dinner in Epcot and Fantasmic in Hollywood Studios but were spending the day in Animal Kingdom.
And now it's back to work every single freaking day starting this morning, and then everyday til midnight.
I drove my roommates to Buffalo Wild Wings last night and it was yummy, but my gps went all, let's take the scenic route and drive by Seaworld, so that was fun getting lost in Orlando in the dark where cars are stupid and I had to honk at someone for pulling out into both lanes in front of me and stopping.
Our bus driver just told us to have a nice day and left us. I hope this means another bus driver is going to come drive the bus.
Weep, no one is coming to take me to work we're all gonna die.
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