21 December 2014

Guess who went to Ikea!

Went to Ikea, bought desk, put together desk. Look. Desk. Now I just need to figure out the chair situation.

19 November 2014

Ready to Run off a cliff

(Harry)
There's a lightning in your eyes, I can't deny
Then there's me inside a sinking boat running out of time
Without you I'll never make it out alive              Is she like a really good swimmer and going to save  you from this sinking boat? I need some clarification here Harry. Are you taking the lightning in her eyes to mean she's a Greek god, cause bro, lightning is Zeus' territory, you need a child of Poseidon to save you here. Plus, don't get messed up with the Greek gods or you really will never make it out alive.

But I know, yes I know we'll be alright
(Liam)
There's a devil in your smile it's chasing me
              Picturing the Tasmanian Devil
And every time I turn around it's only gaining speed     
              It's doing the whole accidental tornado thing
There's a moment when you finally realize                  
              It's panicking cause it's tornadoing off a cliff
There's no way you can change the rolling time          
              It did the whole, be over the cliff and look down, go uh oh, and then fall
But I know, yes I know that I'll be fine              
              Of course you will, it's a cartoon
(All)
This time I'm ready to run
      O-oh
Escape from the city and follow the sun
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?  I mean, if she's running from you like the song sorta suggests, maybe she doesn't? Just a thought.
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong
Cause I wanna be free (so does she but you keep running after her), and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run
(Harry)
I'm ready to run
(Niall)
There's a future in my life I can't foresee
But less of course I stay on course to keep you next to me       Isn't this "Unless of course," I don't know about your accuracy, internet. I mean, not gonna fix it, just gonna comment on it. I'm that kind of lazy. Not the point, Niall is the sweetest.
(Louis)
There will always be the kind to criticize   WHO'S CRITICISING THESE BABIES, the jerks
But I know, yes I know we'll be alright     We here means the five guys right? Cause, yeah.
(All)
This time I'm ready to run   By this point in the song I'm like, well you can't run for President ya'll are British. Maybe run for like, city council, does the UK do those things? What does city council do anyway other than like, let Walmart build more stores and not let indoor malls be built to compete with our mall I mean come on.
Escape from the city and follow the sun
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong    This is the sentiment they needed in Stockholm Syndrome, it's not about the ROOM it's about the stalking the person thing.
Cause I wanna be free, and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run
(Zayn)
This time I'm ready to run
I keep everything that I got from your love
(Harry)
This time I'm ready to run
Escape from the city and follow the sun    Maybe start with a half marathon, or like a 5k, cause following the sun around the world is IMPOSSIBLE ok I'm fine.
(All)
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night   I like Through the Dark though, so maybe do get lost in the dark of the night so you can make it through.
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong
Cause I wanna be free, and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run

I like it.

17 November 2014

I think we all have a little Stockholm Syndrome

Who's that shadow holding me hostage I've been here for days
Who's this whisper telling me that I'm never gonna get away
I know they'll be coming to find me soon
But I fear I'm getting used to being held by you

Listening to this first verse isn't nearly as creepy as reading it. It sounds like a happy, cute song, reading it it's like, I don't know who's keeping me here but they keep telling me I'm never getting away.

Baby look what you've done to me           I'm hoping this isn't like, look, I'm bleeding out
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way
Baby look what you've done to me    
Baby you got me tied down                      Like literally
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me this way

Who's this man that's holding your hand
And talking bout your eyes                          I know they're talking about themselves, but this is creepy too, like who's this other person here talking about your eyes and shit right in front of me.
Used to sing about being free but now he's changed his mind     EVEN THE CAGED BIRD SINGS

I know they'll be coming to find me soon         Also, WHO'S coming to find you soon, the FBI? Your parents? Is the last time your friends heard from you when you told them you had a date and now they think you've been kidnapped or murdered? I mean, it sounds like you have been, so they're right to be worried.
But my stockholm syndrome is in your room And Stockholm Syndrome is a condition, how is it in a room, like, are you wanting to rename it to "your room syndrome"

Yeah I feel for you     I think that should be fell for you, but hey, I didn't transcribe this, I just got it from a sketchy lyric site

Baby look what you've done to me
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way    This way = chokehold
Baby look what you've done to me
Baby you got me tied down
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me in this way

All my life I've been on my own
I used to like to got me home     This sentence doesn't make sense, is it correct? I don't know, again, sketchy lyric site
But now together we're alone
And there's no other place I'd ever wanna go       It's pretty cold here, maybe relocate to a warmer climate with this person 'cause as long as you're together does it matter? weirdo

Baby look what you've done to me
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way
Baby look what you've done to me
Baby you got me tied down
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me this way

Overall, more creepy sounding than I was hoping a song about Stockholm Syndrome would sound... I don't know what I was expecting.

Act My Age, NO YOU ACT MY AGE

hen I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause I move a little slow when I dance
I can count on you after all that we’ve been through
Cause I know that you’ll always understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
Hey!


When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
Cause I know that you truly understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out
We’ll still stay up till morning
We’ll throw an after party, oh yeah, oh yeah

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No I’ll still feel the same and you will too

Source: http://www.directlyrics.com/one-direction-act-my-age-lyrics.html

FAVORITE IRISH JIG 

When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke  Who among you is not a joke at present
Cause I move a little slow when I dance     Yes, you are all great dancers
I can count on you after all that we’ve been through
Cause I know that you’ll always understand     THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER CAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY FIVE THAT HAVE GONE THROUGH THE SAME FAME CYCLE TOGETHER AND THEY'RE SO GREAT I'm fine

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
Hey!


When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
Cause I know that you truly understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age   Think about it, you don't act your age now, I mean lil babies, but also all the tattoos, but also, Harold you cannot drink in all the countries why mermaid vagina
No, I’ll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out       NO YOU'LL NEVER BE THAT OLD STOP
We’ll still stay up till morning
We’ll throw an after party, oh yeah, oh yeah        are, are they going to still be touring then?

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No I’ll still feel the same and you will too
nana nananana nananana NANANANANANANANA nana nananana nananana NANANANANANANANA

OK I LOVE IT 

Girl Almighty, great balls of fire

Hey hey
Oh no no no

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances,
As it takes to save a savior,
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made out of lightning


Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling too

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances
As it takes to save a savior
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made of lightning

Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling too

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Source: http://www.directlyrics.com/one-direction-girl-almighty-lyrics.htm
Something about these instrumentals, I love them so much.

Hey hey    also love Niall so much
Oh no no no

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances,
As it takes to save a savior,                              Already I love everything about this song. What can we compare her light to? Loudness. Okay, what's as loud as her light? A bunch of ambulances. How many ambulances? As many as it takes! To do what you ask? Save... a savior? PERFECT. Love everyone in this bar.
 
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no                                              Nitric Oxide (NO) is an important cellular signaling molecule involved in many physiological and pathological processes

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty             
Let’s pray we stay young stay made out of lightning            what is it with these boys and lightning


Am I the only                                 Baptist hymn, I'm telling ya
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling tooooooooooooooo

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances
As it takes to save a savior
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon       
Some say she’s such a fake                               Balloon boy was floating through the world on a big balloon but then WHOA HE WAS A FAKE so can you really blame us for being skeptical, guys

That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made of lightning

Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling tooooooooooooooo

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you                            clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

10 November 2014

FOUR things that I hate about my life

There's a bonus one though, and they're all members of 1D.

No, but I'm doing a FOUR review because IT'S WHAT I DO NOW.

No promises that they're going to make sense or be in order or timely, but I thought I'd get a head start since some of the songs are already out. (Meaning I have a few started in my drafts that I will complete SOONISH)

Is this a thing one should be doing at work? Clearly, yes. It's either this or eating my lunch now at 10:40, and I hear lunchtime is actually later in the day.

We all need Bacon Debit Cards

At least, according to my manager, one of my co




THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE AUGUST BUT I DON'T REMEMBER MAKING IT

05 August 2014

Mary's Guide to a Tuesday

1. First things first, you want to make sure you sleep through turning off your first alarm, and then ignore the second one, and then wake up to the one that's 20 minute before you leave and go, eh, I've got lots of time.

2. Make sure your head hurts so much that you're not sure if you're alive.

3. And don't get out of bed until you repeat "Get up, dress up, show up" at least a million times.

4. Once you get up and get dressed, cross those first things off today's to do list and celebrate the day being two thirds done.

5. As you take your first bite of Reese's Pieces cereal, spill milk all over your face somehow, and then realise you should leave in the next five minutes.

6. Make your lunch a few minutes after you should've left.

7. Leave your damn house.

8. Do not let your eyes trick you into "slowly blinking," they really just want to sleep, which is not compatible with driving.

9. Show up to work late BUT HEY YOU SHOWED UP SO CROSS THAT OFF YOUR LIST.

10. Apparently listen to coworkers as they talk about things?

11. Make a list of some sort. Maybe about work, maybe about how your Tuesday has gone, the important thing is that your screen looks like something that is productive and not Pinterest.

12. Have Pinterest in another tab though.


04 August 2014

Shark-tato

Part shark, part potato, either way it's going to be baked

22 July 2014

Goodbye Lucky Puppy

 Last week my 16 yr 8 mo puppy starting urinating blood in the house because she had a kidney infection. The antibiotics helped stop the blood, but her kidney and bladder were badly damaged due to her age.
 On Monday my parents took Lucky into the vet knowing that there was nothing they could do for her, though they did ask.
 So Monday around noon Lucky was peacefully put down while I sat at work.
 I haven't been able to tell people at work because I wouldn't be able to rehash it as many times as I would have to.
 And though I was supposed to go home yesterday for dinner, I couldn't go there with her gone, so I ate at my house and my mom and sister came over later to watch a movie.
 I know Lucky had a happy, long life. She was my baby and I miss her, but I am glad she is not in pain, confused and scared as she was starting to be.
Thank you, Lucky, for being the best dog in the whole wide world.

09 May 2014

I'm working in Accounting cause someone's at my desks

Hello y'all. OK so I've told everyone that would get mad at me if I didn't tell them I think, but I BOUGHT A HOUSE. Things are so far cleaned and set up to be painted. All I have in there is a rug, a plant, kitchen table and chairs, a bucket, and whole lot of rags to clean up everything. Don't know how long painting is going to take, don't know when I'm moving in.

Basically wake up every day and go, sigh, still not done with house. And then I lay in bed not wanting to get up and then I have to hurry to get ready to leave by 7:30 it's a fun game.

That's how I feel too, Lucky
There's no one in the Accounting department where I am right now, basically much of the building is a ghost town. It's Friday, people don't work on Friday. Lathan is here today but he told me he doesn't do work on Fridays, hey at least he's here.

Also, I only think of doing One Direction song reviews when I'm driving. So, know that I have thought about finishing that, but haven't and probably won't... maybe I'll jot down the highlights.

I left off at Strong. Like it, good solid song, not really sexual in the undertone department so no embarrassment in the parent zone.

Happily- Makes me think of Christine. Also the Kardashians.

Right Now- Whenever I listen to it I think that they're basically children wanting their parents because "right now everything is new to me" and they're wishing someone was there.

Little Black Dress- Not a big fan. Can't get over the objectification, but it's one of the openers for the tour so, yeah.

Through the Dark- Favorite song on the album. Maybe. Yeah, Don't Forget Where You Belong is second now, Through the Dark has pulled ahead. Good job song.

Little White Lies- Yeah I like it. Especially the beginning "If this room was burning" part, not just the words, though fire is a plus, but the harmony -ness of it.

Better Than Words- Adorable, love that they wrote it. You go Liam and Louis.

Why Don't We Go There- Okay, catchy and all that, but so much of the sex. Like, they're not going nowhere they might as well go "there" and all that. Obviously I listen to songs where they talk about sex, but this one is just so not obvious that it bugs me. That is all.

Does He Know?- Heh. Does he know your art?
                                                            I do like the song though.

Alive- I'M SO GLAD THIS IS GOING TO BE ON TOUR. 1 worst therapist ever, 2 girl, if he's trying to get into your pants don't ask HIM what you should do, and 3 it's a great song.

Half a Heart- Never have they sounded so British. 'alf a 'eart. It bugs me that they have half an arrow in their chest because why would anyone ever use half an arrow, cupid uses full arrows, snipers that use arrows use whole arrows, explain yourself. Christine doesn't like how they have just one shoe, but that makes sense cause like, they started putting on their shoes and then went, eh, she's gone, and then couldn't be bothered and just started walking around.

And that's what you missed.

10 April 2014

Working on a Thursday

Working on a Thursday


This is my day today. Except maybe replace the minesweeper with a google chat with Christine. Other than that, eerily accurate.

27 January 2014

Phone calls Vs. Friendly people

People who call NET and don't know what they're doing can be super mean about it. There was a dude who was all, uh, wait, I must have the wrong number, and then he SLAMMED the phone down. And then I'm pretty sure he called back and hung up while I said good afternoon. Or, the lady who wanted to pay off her student loans, she was not happy that I was not the Department of Education's loan department.

People who come inside, however, are always really nice, even when I have to tell them that the meeting they're here for doesn't take place that day and they have to come back a different day. A guy came in asking if we sold a DVD of a special that was on, left his card, and left. He was so nice. A little hard of hearing, but nice. I'm getting ok at yelling nicely to old people.

The thing about NET is, if I type net it's the word net, but that's how it's spelled on the business cards and on television so it seems more correct. When I type NET I feel like I'm simply yelling about nets. I am not that passionate about nets.

So, about 250 employees here. Halfish are employed by UNL, the other half, the state. I'm state at the moment, but if it goes full time the job might be through UNL and I'd get an NCard again. yay.

I do not know everyone's name yet. I know some people's names really well, some people's faces really well, and for a few people I even can match those names and faces. Only one person do I know their extension by memory, but I have a cheat sheet and the ability to place people on hold while I figure out who the heck they want to talk to.

I realised I hadn't told anyone details about me at work, except maybe Christine? Because I talk to her during the day while we're both working hard and not being bored at all.

Abby, I'll never meet the people you know here, they are recluses. You can tell them to come introduce themselves, but they already got an email everyone got that said to come introduce themselves to me when I was new, and that didn't happen.

I'd volunteer to help you with your NET needs, but basically, if you come in I can say hi, and if you call I can direct your call somewhere else. I don't have much more power than that. I could change your name on the mailing list to Awesomesauce Mcgee I guess. Some of these names sound fake, but they're probably just fun names.

22 January 2014

'Don't Forget Where You Belong' is written by Niall and I love it

Been a lot of places                              Cue tears
I've been all around the world
Seen a lot of faces
Never knowing where I was
On the horizon
Oh, well, I know, I know, I know
I know the sun will be rising
Back home                                            Cue more tears and a heart clutch
Living out of cases,    
Packing up and taking off
Made a lot of changes
But not forgetting who I was             THEY HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN WHO THEY WERE
On the horizon
Oh, well, I know, I know, I know,
I know the moon will be rising
Back home
Don't forget where you belong, home          They're just so great
Don't forget where you belong, home
If you ever feel alone, don't
You were never on your own            AND IT'S JUST SO TOUCHING
And the proof is in this song
I've been away for ages
But I've got everything I need
I'm flicking through the pages
I've written in my memory
I feel like I'm dreaming
Oh, so I know, I know, I know,
I know that I'm never leaving                  thEY LOVE EACH OTHER
No, I won't go
Don't forget where you belong, home
Don't forget where you belong, home
If you ever feel alone, don't
You were never on your own
And the proof is in this song
Lights off when they should be on                   I'm not currently in a place I can listen to the song, I'm doing this from memory, but I can't remember who sings this part and the lyrics site was not helpful enough to tell me, so I'm just going to say, I love when Niall sings, he starts the song right? It's so great because he wrote it and then he sings and it's like he's singing his soul and yes.
Even stars and skies above
Short days when the nights are long
When I think of the days I've gone
Don't matter how far I've gone
I'll always be around oh
Don't forget where you belong, home
Don't forget where you belong (don't forget it), home
If you ever feel alone, don't
You were never on your own
Never, never
Don't forget where you belong, home
Don't forget where you belong (don't forget it), home
If you ever feel alone, don't
You were never on your own (you were never)
And the proof is in this song
Home
Don't forget it
Home
If you ever feel alone, don't
You were never on your own (you were never)
And the proof is in this song
Never forget it
This song
Don't forget it!                              They really don't want you to forget it
No, I never forget it
This song
You were never

Aaaaaand, that's as coherent about this song as I get. It's so great.

'You & I' is supposed to be poetic

[Niall]
I figured it out           Niall doesn't often start songs, so I'm proud
I figured it out from black and white
Seconds and hours
Maybe they had to take some time
[Liam]
I know how it goes
I know how it goes from wrong and right
Silence and sound
Did they ever hold each other tight
Like us
Did they ever fight
Like us                     I don't know who 'they' is here, but yes, yes they did
[Harry]
You and I
We don't wanna be like them
We can make it till the end
Nothing can come between
You and I
Not even the gods above can       
Separate the two of us
 
 Ok, ok, which gods, cause if it's Greek gods, that's saying something because they are very good at separating people because they like to screw with mortals, but as far as I know other gods don't care about stuff like that, when's the last time Norse gods have split people up? What, Odin came to your house and was like YOU MUST NOT DATE, and then fell asleep on your sofa?

No nothing can come between
You and I
Oh, you and I
[Zayn]
I figured it out
Saw the mistakes of up and down
Meet in the middle
There's always room for common ground
[Louis and Zayn]             singing together like bros, I like it
I see what it's like
I see what it's like for day and night
Never together
Cause they see things in a different light
Like us
They never tried
Like us
[Harry]
You and I
We don't wanna be like them
We can make it till the end
Nothing can come between
You and I
Not even the gods above can
Separate the two of us
[Instrumental]
[Chorus]
(Zayn)
'Cause You and I
(All)              warms my heart to hear them all singing together
We don't wanna be like them
We can make it till the end
Nothing can come between
You and I
Not even the gods above can
Separate the two of us
No nothing can come between
You and I
Oh, you and I
Ooooh You and I
We could make it if we try
Oh, you and I
You and I

I'm eh about the song anyway because it's slow, I have a thing against slow songs. They have to be really good for me to not dislike them. On top of that, who are we comparing You and I to, 'they' is not very specific and if we're not careful basically we're saying, our parents did everything wrong, and then it's a short skip and a hop to incest. I think I spend too much time on the internet.

21 January 2014

'Midnight Memories' the song, not the album

1, 2, 3
Straight off the plane to a new hotel
Just touched down, you could never tell        yes, because you are so smooth, brag about it more
A big house party with a crowded kitchen
People talk shh but we don't listen
Tell me that I'm wrong but I do what I please
Way too many people in the Addison Lee
Now I'm at the age when I know what I need, oh, whoa
Midnight memories,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, baby you and me
Stumbling in the street                                 Drunk, is this a good example for your young fans
Singing, singing, singing, singing
Midnight memories,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, anywhere we go never say no
Just do it, do it, do it, do it
5 foot something with the skinny jeans
Don't look back, baby follow me
I don't know where I'm going but I'm finding my way     Me, when I'm driving
Same old shh but a different day
Tell me that I'm wrong but I do what I please
Way too many people in the Addison Lee
Now I'm at the age when I know what I need, oh, whoa
Midnight memories,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, baby you and me
Stumbling in the street
Singing, singing, singing, singing
Midnight memories,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, anywhere we go never say no
Just do it, do it, do it, do it
You and me and all our friends              Almost a date, except, all our friends
I don't care how much we spend
 
ALRIGHT, you guys need to hold yourself accountable for your nighttime spending. I know what it's like, nighttime Mary frequently wants to buy a collapsable tophat, but nighttime Mary knows that daytime Mary would appreciate it if we saved our money for things that are useful. The day that daytime Mary agrees that we need a collapsable tophat will be a good day indeed. The point is, you do care how much you spend, just not at midnight, so, fix your shit.

Baby, this is what the night is for,    I hear night is for sleeping, and now that I work, I concur.
I know nothing's making sense
For tonight let's just pretend
I don't wanna stop so give me more
Midnight memories,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, baby you and me
Stumbling in the street
Singing, singing, singing, singing
Midnight memories,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, anywhere we go never say no
Just do it, do it, do it, do it
 
Yeah I like it. Sure, it's a bad influence on all the young people that are going to be like, yeah, stay up and do crazy things at midnight because it's cooler than doing stuff during the day, but it's catchy. Not to mention, midnight, it's a time of day that I don't often miss.

'Diana' I don't hate it

Diana
 
The front pages are your pictures
They make you look so small
How could someone not miss you at all? (Oh-ah-oh)
I never would mistreat ya
I'm not a criminal
I speak a different language but I still hear your call             Is this for the fans around the world that don't speak English but are still in love with them? Because, it totally is.
 
Diana, let me be the one to
Light a fire inside those eyes
You've been lonely, you don't even know me
But I can feel you crying
 
Alright, tangent, is it just me or do they talk about crying a lot more than usual. Like, tears that fall like the rain that is British, is the worst example. And then whatever song it is that says you're so pretty when you cry.

Diana, let me be the one to
Lift your heart up and save your life         Bitch please, my life don't need saving
I don't think you even realize
Baby you'll be saving mine
Diana, it's only been four months but
You've fallen down so far
How could someone mislead you at all? (Oh ah oh)
I wanna reach out for you
I wanna break these walls
I speak a different language but I still hear you call
Diana, let me be the one to
Light a fire inside those eyes
You've been lonely, you don't even know me
But I can feel you crying
Diana, let me be the one to
Lift your heart up and save your life
I don't think you even realize
Baby you'll be saving mine
We all need something
This can't be over now
If I could hold ya
Swear I'd never put you down      That could get awkward.
Diana, let me be the one to
Light a fire inside those eyes
You've been lonely, you don't even know me
But I can feel you crying
Diana, let me be the one to
Lift your heart up and save your life
I don't think you even realize
Baby you'll be saving mine
(Oh ah oh) Diana
(Oh ah oh oh oh oh oh oh) Diana, baby you'd be saving mine
(Oh ah oh) Diana
(Oh ah oh oh oh oh oh oh) Diana, baby you'd be saving mine


Overall, I like the song. It's got the repetitiveness we all expect of course, but I like the way they sing the word Diana, so that's lucky for me.

Also, I've figured out I can use the computer here at work for things, so even though my phone is inexplicably down to 63% already at 10:00 AM, I can totally review some One Direction songs.

05 January 2014

Why is the world

So, of course I follow Niall on Instagram, because it's solid gold, but this is the best example of how weird his life must be.


Obviously the best response to a normal, adorable photo. 


Meanwhile, Jupiter was super brilliant the other night AND CHRISTINE WOULDN'T EVEN GO OUTSIDE TO SEE IT. I made my mom come outside and she was all, it's pretty, also cold, and went back in. Sigh. Lucky didn't care either.