16 April 2015

Daytime Television

I don't know why the hell I personally programmed "this holocaust crap" during the day when children are watching TV with kids programs one click away from this crap. WHAT was I thinking, I will never know. I personally should go hit stop so the program is no longer on NEAR people's CHILDREN.

15 April 2015

Joys of Customer Service

Most days I open the mail at work. We'll get stacks and stacks of donations one day and then a single letter the next. This past Monday we received a lot of mail, but one letter was particularly... letter why?

Front:
You! for Vietnam airing deserve The Order of Merit, given to Kim Phil by Stalin. Hurrah! You've insulted medals of Honor, Legion of Merit, Bronze Stars, Silver Crosses, Pips, Prisoners of war. 
   Honor Jane, SNIC, SDS, must be proud of your sleazy insult by Ms Kennedy. You've insulted Nebraskans, may it return to you with vitriol, venom, animus, rancour, malice, in all manner. Behavior, intent by God? Fate. My little eight left of decimal - by will, never to you!
                                                                                          Disgusted, Mrs-------
Back:
You! 20 years intel briefing? Ha! I suspect most of you are Generic mediocre Lincolnites, w/o acumen. discernment, shallow-regional types, big egos. Bully for you, suck up to DC? A Pity. Noses in the troughs, but not forever. LBJ died. May his views, actions, tribe as well.
                                                                                         Pronouncement! Mrs--------
If Hegel were a physician, I would not trust him with a hang-nail. You-genuflect. Not me.


I literally have no idea why there are two endings and two weird beginnings.It makes no sense, much like, why are we talking about Lyndon B Johnson dying?

Also, great timing for this letter. Just last week I learned from another well informed letter writer that here in Public Radio all we do is promote our socialist ideologies and denigrate society. Now I also know that we're all generic mediocre Lincolnites, shallow-regional types with big egos. (sidenote, she accused us of insulting Nebraskans on the first page and then uses being from Lincoln as an insult on the second and it makes me want to do something like write her a letter back pointing out her letters internal inconsistencies but not addressing her actual "concerns" because I have no idea what they are)

I'M FINE. We're all fine it's fine we're fine here.