We're watching The Muppet Christmas Carol

Rizzo was all, what time is it? and Gonzo was all, it's two o'clock, and Rizzo was like, is it too early for breakfast? and Gonzo was like, yes, so Rizzo was all, good, time for supper.

That's me, if it's too early for breakfast than you can still eat supper. Always.

The Muppet Movie was the bestest ever and I loves it. This is not The Muppet Movie, but it's still pretty good.

My blog tells me what tags I've used in the past, and apparently one of them is HUNTS IRRIGATION. I have no idea what that means. When did I use that and in what context? I'll have to look, but for now I'm just going to say how weird is it that HUNTS IRRIGATION is a tag.

The Muppet Christmas Carol is on The Hub and there was a commercial for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic earlier.

Fred seems kind of like a poor man's Mr. Bingly.

I want to watch Pride and Prejudice now.

Christmas movie season now though

I am so bored

I am all caught up on Tumblr and I just refreshed and nothing new showed up so I opened a new tab and automatically hit my Tumblr bookmark. That so helps, having two Tumblr tabs open with nothing to look at.

The worst part of home is that I can't go eat food.  Good news: tomorrow I get lots of food. Lots of yummy, no judging because it's Thanksgiving food.

Torture would hurt, man. Like, burning and fire and shit, and beating, and, eyes, ew, eyes.

Great News or Greatest News?

Assassins Creed Revelationsssssssssssssssssss is out and Hank is playing it on hankgames and all things are great.

I want to pack Batman. Can I pack Batman?

I love Assassins Creed almost as much as I love Portal. I really love Portal. I AM SO STUCK IN PORTAL BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF THE TURRETS. ANDROID HELL IS A REAL PLACE. THEY JUST KEEP SHOOTING ME AND IT'S SO SCARY.

I Am Packing

I do not understand weather so I don't know how to pack for Michigan. I am bad at things.

Also, technically I'm only packing if you count cutting up a mango, making a sandwich, opening my suitcase and then sitting down to eat the sandwich and blog about packing as packing.

The suitcase is just sitting there empty. It's mocking me, the Bijerk.

I can not think seriously about packing. I'm just sitting here like, I should pack in theme. All red. All Batman. All Doctor Who. All purple. I should only wear black the whole time. I should pretend to be goth. I should never take my sunglasses off ever. I should carry around my Batman plushie and talk to it and see how soon people seriously discuss sending me to a mental institution. I should bring a pad of sticky notes and label stuff randomly good or bad and tell them I'm just sorting for bad nuts. I should only communicate via flashcards I could print out of various emotions from pictures on the internet. I SHOULD PACK ALL THE SHIRTS I HAVE. No but seriously, I should pack all red.

I am totes working on my paper

My head hurts. Can I drink Dr. Pepper?

I can't type this paper anymore so I printed out pages with words and then I'm writing more words and then I'm going, huh, words, Dr. Pepper? Bunny Grahams? I have not yet gone out there to get these things, but I am willing them to come to me.

They are not here yet, my magic and willpower is rusty I guess.

 

I don't always tweet about Batman, but when I do it makes me wonder what I was doing that day.

I was in Florida in February. And April.

I don't remember watching a lot of Batman while in Florida. I remember making that Batman Magnet video, also buying that Robin figure, but I don't remember why I was talking about Batman a lot on April Fool's Day.

Alot of Batman

I made that.

I have skillz.

I'm watching Car 54, Where Are You? It's crazy. Also, weird.

So I was looking at my bookmarks

The ones on the computer, not like, my physical bookmarks. Which, by the way, I have not been able to find. If you'll recall, when I was in Florida I was saying how I never found them there, and I have yet to find them. They are probably in books that I took to Florida. NOT THE POINT OF THIS BLOG POST.

A bookmark that I found randomly was this: http://law.justia.com/codes/nebraska/2006/s28index/s2805008000.html 

Do you know what that links to? I do.

2006 Nebraska Code - § 28-508 — Possession of burglar\'s tools; penalty.

Section 28-508
Possession of burglar's tools; penalty.

(1) A person commits the offense of possession of burglar's tools if:

(a) He knowingly possesses any explosive, tool, instrument, or other article adapted, designed, or commonly used for committing or facilitating the commission of an offense involving forcible entry into premises or theft by a physical taking; and

(b) He intends to use the explosive, tool, instrument, or article, or knows some person intends ultimately to use it, in the commission of an offense of the nature described in subdivision (1)(a) of this section.

(2) Possession of burglar's tools is a Class IV felony.

Do you know why I have that bookmarked? It was from over a year ago, when I was doing research on whether or not I could legally purchase lock picks. Apparently I felt it was important enough to bookmark, you know, in case I questioned the legality of my acts later? I don't know.

Should I be insulted?

Or should I be proud that I apparently don't act like a five year old all the time?

Obviously I don't talk about Batman enough.