And it starts again

I have a paper due tonight, 2 pages, nbd, and yet, I only have one page written and I hate life.

Christine thinks I hate my blog. I don't hate my blog, I hate life. There's a difference.


Life sux.

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My Roman History class is huge

Also I found this on my desk, so I think I should always sit here and write creepy messages on the desk by A.

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Cave Time

Is this not the bestest cave you ever did see? It is, in case you thought that was even a question.

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This is why I got up

And I got way more than 2 hours of sleep so don't even.

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Oh yeah, this is the life

Sure it's 4 AM, sure Pottermore is being a jerk and also sorted me into Gryffindor, sure I haven't seen Christine yet, but things are still pretty okay. I am in bed, in my apartment room thing, all moved in, on my computer, I'm planning on seeing Christine soon, I have Chinese food in the fridge. Things could not be too much better right now. Except I could be in Slytherin. Oh oh oh, and I have a Top Gear poster on my wall and it's exciting.

Yep I'm moved in

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We don't buy Rotini anymore.

We bought some for Star Wars Weekends because we liked to be all "rotini!" and pretend we were jawas. (They say utini, but am I bovvered?) HOWEVER, we don't buy Rotini anymore. (We=me)

Btdubs, Rotini is a kind of pasta that is twirly and likes to have little bits break off in the box and fall out even when it's closed making a mess all the time.

On a side note, my phone wants Rotini to be Erotic. It's not my fault.

I am in my apartment, messing up all the stuffs. Haven't seen Sarah yet. I guess the place is all mine.

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The Yeti says Canada or Bust

I'm packing. Can you tell?

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Hey hey, I'm almost 21 y'all, that's so weird.

First of all, a disclaimer:

  Alright, so sitting on my floor, eating trail mix and drinking pineapple Fanta, watching the Sarah Jane Adventures, The Death of the Doctor, crying about all the old companions, the fact that this was the last time Sarah Jane saw the Doctor, knowing that Sarah Jane is now dead, listening to her talking about how Barbara and Ian got married and haven't aged since the sixties and Polly and Ben and Harry and TEGAN you know and it's all so emotional.

Now I'm in bed, watching anything at all to make me more cheerful because EMOTIONS EMOTIONS.

Sarah hates me.

I have never seen The Vampire Diaries until this episode randomly on and I am so confused.

Ringer, new series, Sarah Michelle Gellar, looks interesting.

But seriously though, The Vampire Diaries are confusing.

Maxwell Smart is so smart.

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What the hell is this?

I can't sleep. I'm hungry. My pottermore email hasn't come. I am really hungry. My parents being home is extremely limiting to my normal awake hours. The hunger though. Why is pottermore not here tho. I want an Impala. It's a car. Not the new Impalas. Although the newest ones are better than the slightly older ones were. But the classics are wonderful. Also food. I would like some food.

Look how many freaking oranges we have

If I get scurvy there is just no excuse.

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This is accurate

Pottermore, y u no send me welcome letter

I am an impatient person

Day 7: I have forgotten to go to bed

It is now early morning, so Lucky is asking me for breakfast. I haven't gone to bed yet and my dog wants breakfast.

I am super excited for Spy Kids 4.

Selena Gomez is my idol.

David Boreanez does not age, therefore he is actually a vampire and was not acting in Angel.

Sarah, what if I do this next semester. What if I just don't go to bed until you get up for band and tell me I have to go to bed. What if I die because I am an incompetent adult.

I ate all my nutella. With a spoon. I need more nutella. I'm going to the store to buy milk tomorrow. Maybe I'll buy some nutella. My parents will reimburse me for that, right? They are reimbursing the milk because I'm buying them the milk because they'll get in super late and will want milk for breakfast and such. Nutella was just something I need. Robin is amazing.

What day is this?

Lucky is just chillin

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Day 5: I do not appreciate clouds, they hide the stars.

Today was obviously very philosophic.

Day 5: I have made a breakthrough

CAN YOU IMAGINE FIRE SHARKS?

I actually just downloaded that paint program just to make the space shark picture, so now I'm going to use it WHENEVER I CAN.

I have learned so much about sharks because Shark Week is intense. Sarah has learned some about sharks I'm sure because I yell at her about sharks a lot.

I do care about sharks, alot

I think my mother doesn't believe I have done things. I totally have done things. I even remembered to take the trash out Monday night AND I remembered to bring the trashcan back up when I went to get the mail Tuesday. RIGHT?

Oh man, I am a terrible adult. (About that sentence, shouldn't it be AN terrible adult because the "an" is for the word "adult"? Because that sounds so wrong. An terrible adult. People say an hour, even though the h is not a vowel.)

There is a commercial that tells me that it is always morning somewhere. They're a cereal commercial, but they're also promoting eating food at all times of night.

DAY 4: I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL

FOR EVERY DROP OF WATER YOU SAVE, A CHILD LEARNS TO READ, AND AN ALIEN INVASION IS POSTPONED. BUT FOR EVERY DROP OF WATER YOU WASTE, A MONKEY CAN NO LONGER TASTE BANANAS, AND AN ANIMAL CRACKER GOES EXTINCT.

ARE THESE FACTS TRUE, I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING SOMETHING HUNTS IRRIGATION.

Day 4: It's past midnight.

Commercials are my friends. Some of them make me happy, some of them annoy the hell out of me, some of them are super hilarious, some make me weep, but I've missed them because I haven't watched television with commercials in so freaking long.

I found Hercules tonight. The constellation. I found it. I know where Hercules is. I couldn't find the little dipper, which is apparently at his feet, or the big dipper, which is below the little dipper, but I definitely know where Hercules is.

The sky is really big.

Sharks are addicting. SHARK WEEK. Sarah keeps telling me I need to stop watching sharks, but they're just so iNTERESTING. also a bit misunderstood. Sure the blood and gore and maimed people is tragic, but the sharks didn't mean to hurt the people, it just wanted to know what they were. "Is that a seal? I don't know. It doesn't look like a seal. Is it a threat? Maybe it's food." *mini bite* "Nope." *leaves human alone*

There was a group of divers that fed a shark and trained it and stuff, but that made the shark associate humans with food. The divers held a dead fish or chunk of fish out from their bodies in their hands, the shark swam by and took it from their hands, and the divers would reach behind them into their pack, like a reverse fanny pack, and get another piece of fish. Then the sharks thought that whenever a human held out their arms away from them that meant food, so they bit people's arms off, and then when there wasn't a fish there they would bite their buttocks off because that's where the divers got the fish pieces from. STUPID DIVERS TRAINING SHARKS.

I honestly forgot it was Monday today. I got like 5 hours of sleep last night. Lucky is afraid of the dark.

The ocean is like space, but with sharks. CAN YOU IMAGINE SPACE SHARKS. OH MY GOD.

I'M A SPACE SHAAAAAARK

Why am I not an art major. I have talent overflowing here.

Hey hey, shark week is educational. The oceans have magnetic fields. Sharks navigate by those. They were totally creating a shark repulsion system using magnets in Australia. TYING DIFFERENT SHARK SHOWS TOGETHER LIKE A BOSS.

Day 3: I have gone off the deep end

I have been laughing at this for a good ten minutes.

It's like Dole Whip, but NOT.

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They stack!

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Spaaaaaaace

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Day 3: I'm at Super Target

Buy all the things!

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