1. First things first, you want to make sure you sleep through turning off your first alarm, and then ignore the second one, and then wake up to the one that's 20 minute before you leave and go, eh, I've got lots of time.
2. Make sure your head hurts so much that you're not sure if you're alive.
3. And don't get out of bed until you repeat "Get up, dress up, show up" at least a million times.
4. Once you get up and get dressed, cross those first things off today's to do list and celebrate the day being two thirds done.
5. As you take your first bite of Reese's Pieces cereal, spill milk all over your face somehow, and then realise you should leave in the next five minutes.
6. Make your lunch a few minutes after you should've left.
7. Leave your damn house.
8. Do not let your eyes trick you into "slowly blinking," they really just want to sleep, which is not compatible with driving.
9. Show up to work late BUT HEY YOU SHOWED UP SO CROSS THAT OFF YOUR LIST.
10. Apparently listen to coworkers as they talk about things?
11. Make a list of some sort. Maybe about work, maybe about how your Tuesday has gone, the important thing is that your screen looks like something that is productive and not Pinterest.
12. Have Pinterest in another tab though.
