Mary goes to Sea World

HELLO Y'ALL!

Sarah is gone forever now. :(

I went to Sea World today, hence the title of this post. It was fun. It opened at 9, so we got there at 8:07, and of course the parking lot didn't open till 8:30, so that was fun.

I should warn you now, if you don't care about things that are really not important, don't read this. Important bits are summed up in these words: manatee fart, sideways rollercoaster and baby killer whale.

Also, I ate ice cream with caramel sauce.

Yeah, so, manatees, they're funny. They stay under water forEVER and jam themselves into walls and under rocks, eventually coming up to breathe, and then going back down immediately. Also, while they're underwater, when they fart little bubbles come up and when they reach the surface it smells really bad.

The Shamu show doesn't appear to showcase any whale named Shamu, unless that is their last name. Do whales have last names? Tina the whale had a baby they named Machaio or something and it's super adorable. It followed her around the entire show, kind of mimicking her tricks, being generally adorable.

There are only 2 rollercoasters at Sea World, the Kraken is okay, but the Manta is super awesome and awesome and unique. And awesome.

Also, it is like, 9 pm, and the room is dark and my father is sleeping and Mamma Mia! is on the television and I go MR DARCY in my head every once in awhile.