First of all, I am MENTALLY STABLE

I got a dog yesterday! Last night! Less than 24 hours ago!

This is Layla

She's basically mine. Like, trial period still I guess, but LOOK AT THE LITTLE BABY.

Somehow I'm still at work today. I don't know how I'm going to manage.

And then GODDAMN ONE DIRECTION RELEASED A NEW SINGLE IN THE MIDDLE OF LAST NIGHT AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW UNTIL THIS MORNING. Good news, I've listened to it a lot and I have THOUGHTS.

Drag Me Down

“

I’ve got fire for a heart;

Bro so much fire, you must be FIREPROOF 

I’m not scared of the dark.

BECAUSE YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE DARK?

 You’ve never seen it look so easy. I’ve got a river for a soul, and baby, you’re a boat.

You're a boat. New compliment, just use it randomly.

 Baby, you’re my only reason.

If I didn’t have you, there would be nothing left, the shell of a man that could never be his best. O.O If I didn’t have you, I’d never see the sun. This sounds like something someone would say to me about like, if I wasn't here you'd never go outside, if you didn't have a dog you wouldn't know what the weather was like out, etc You taught me how to be someone.

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. I just really want Zayn to be like, great job on the new single guys, behind you all the way. All these lights, they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down. Except maybe a mic stand

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. All these lights, they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down. I need a breakdown of who does all these parts. Like, Louis is easy, pretty sure I can always find him, but come one guys, get on that

I’ve got fire for a heart; I’m not scared of the dark. You’ve never seen it look so easy. I’ve got a river for a soul, and baby, you’re a boat. Baby, you’re my only reason. This verse was all Niall right? Little Irish child, hope he's having a good day.

If I didn’t have you, there would be nothing left, a shell of a man who could never be his best. super enjoy the echoed BE HIS BEST here because they're bros chanting together If I didn’t have you, I’d never see the sun. You taught me how to be someone.

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. All these lights, I appreciate the note lights is on, it makes me go, l-I-ghts, I don't know they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me…

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. All these lights, they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down.

All my life, you stood by me when no one else was ever behind me. All these lights, they can’t blind me. With your love, nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. Nobody can drag me down.

”  AND THEN A STUPID LITTLE LAUGH WHO WAS THAT, THAT WAS NOT OKAY, IT MAKES ME GO, WHERE IS THE MUSIC VIDEO I NEED TO SEE THE SMIRK THAT ACCOMPANIES THAT 

—	One Direction, “Drag Me Down”

Let's test to see if things around us are Fireproof

I think I'm gonna lose my mind, AREN'T WE ALL
Something deep inside me, I can't give up, *pop*
I think I'm gonna lose my mind,
I roll and I roll 'til I'm out of luck, yeah,
I roll and I roll 'til I'm out of luck,    ok at first I was all, roll like somersaults, that's endearing, and then I'm like, PROBABLY dice, not as cool

I'm feeling something deep inside,
Hotter than a jet stream burning up, jet fuel can't melt metal beams INSIDE JOB
I got a feeling deep inside,
It's taking, it's taking all I got, yeah,
It's taking, it's taking all I got. to... do what. Taking all you got to RUIN OUR LIVES thanks

'Cause nobody knows you, baby, the way I do,
And nobody loves you, baby, the way I do,
It's been so long, it's been so long, maybe you are fireproof, please don't test this though
'Cause nobody saves me, baby, the way you do. There's a theme with this album of saving and saviors and stuff I feel.

I think I'm gonna win this time,
Riding on the wind and I won't give up, riding on the wind like, Apollo? Does he ride wind or just sunlight. Somebody rides wind.
I think I'm gonna win this time,
I roll and I roll, 'til I change my luck, yeah,
I roll and I roll, 'til I change my luck,

'Cause nobody knows you, baby, the way I do,
And nobody loves you, baby, the way I do,
It's been so long, it's been so long, you must be fireproof, Like is this really just the idea of her being fireproof because the idea has been on fire in his mind for so long, I don't get why SHE is fireproof. BUrning love? Wouldn't that be him that needs to be fireproof?
'Cause nobody saves me, baby, the way you do,

'Cause nobody knows you, baby, the way I do,
And nobody loves you, baby, the way I do,
It's been so long, it's been so long, maybe you were fireproof,
'Cause nobody saves me, baby, the way you do.

Songwriters
Tomlinson, Louis / Payne, Liam / Malik, Zayn / Horan, Niall / Styles, Harry

Shaaarks

Watching Alien Sharks, this guy is like a young shark researcher who discovers new species. Tbh pretty cute.

Sleepy Friday

I've been thinking about how my eyes look tired all the time. It's the bags under my eyes. Maybe I should sleep more, maybe I should use make up, which I have, but do not wake up in time to use. See I've got a choice, sleep more and look more tired, or sleep less and feel more tired but not have bags under my eyes.

Basically like this, but with out the rogue dog.

Speaking of dogs. Need one.

But I've noticed also that when I smile you can't see the bags under my eyes so I guess I'm going with option three: sleep too late in the morning and have bags under my eyes, but smile at everyone so they don't see them. Boom. Roasted. (Except, man, so much smiling. People think I'm such a happy person.)

Daytime Television

I don't know why the hell I personally programmed "this holocaust crap" during the day when children are watching TV with kids programs one click away from this crap. WHAT was I thinking, I will never know. I personally should go hit stop so the program is no longer on NEAR people's CHILDREN.

Joys of Customer Service

Most days I open the mail at work. We'll get stacks and stacks of donations one day and then a single letter the next. This past Monday we received a lot of mail, but one letter was particularly... letter why?

Front:
You! for Vietnam airing deserve The Order of Merit, given to Kim Phil by Stalin. Hurrah! You've insulted medals of Honor, Legion of Merit, Bronze Stars, Silver Crosses, Pips, Prisoners of war. 
   Honor Jane, SNIC, SDS, must be proud of your sleazy insult by Ms Kennedy. You've insulted Nebraskans, may it return to you with vitriol, venom, animus, rancour, malice, in all manner. Behavior, intent by God? Fate. My little eight left of decimal - by will, never to you!
                                                                                          Disgusted, Mrs-------
Back:
You! 20 years intel briefing? Ha! I suspect most of you are Generic mediocre Lincolnites, w/o acumen. discernment, shallow-regional types, big egos. Bully for you, suck up to DC? A Pity. Noses in the troughs, but not forever. LBJ died. May his views, actions, tribe as well.
                                                                                         Pronouncement! Mrs--------
If Hegel were a physician, I would not trust him with a hang-nail. You-genuflect. Not me.


I literally have no idea why there are two endings and two weird beginnings.It makes no sense, much like, why are we talking about Lyndon B Johnson dying?

Also, great timing for this letter. Just last week I learned from another well informed letter writer that here in Public Radio all we do is promote our socialist ideologies and denigrate society. Now I also know that we're all generic mediocre Lincolnites, shallow-regional types with big egos. (sidenote, she accused us of insulting Nebraskans on the first page and then uses being from Lincoln as an insult on the second and it makes me want to do something like write her a letter back pointing out her letters internal inconsistencies but not addressing her actual "concerns" because I have no idea what they are)

I'M FINE. We're all fine it's fine we're fine here.

Welcome back to work, oh Fever Induced Madness is helpful

I was recently home sick (meaning yesterday and the day before) and while home I had a lot of time to A. feel guilty about being home sick and B. do useless things, none of which were priorities.

•  I watched a million (probably more like 50) youtube videos that were on my To Watch playlist, which seeing how they range in length from like 4 minutes to an hour, no small feat my friends.
• I made chicken noodle soup that consisted of me thawing and then boiling chicken and then using a KNIFE to cut it up and put it in the noodle soup mix thing. I made a thing.
• I cut pictures into the shapes of states and put them on my map on the wall. Almost all the states I've been to are done. There are a few states that are pre-digital cameras so I haven't found pictures from picture boxes and scanned them and had prints made, so Colorado, Utah, Nevada, North Carolina, Virginia, Missouri and Kansas can suck it.
  

  

  Detroit Airport fountain. Used this as the UP, since I didn't have any digital Macinac Island pictures.

  
  

•  I got some work emails on my phone and panicked about how I wasn't at work. That's conducive to getting better, right?
• Stared at that map some more, cause man, sick Mary likes looking at pictures.
• Put together a chaise lounge. Because sick people should carry large boxes downstairs and then put together furniture. IT'S FINE. (it's a little shaky actually, as you do)
• I whined a little bit about how everything hurt and made my mommy concerned about me. But then I went to her house and ate tacos.

So overall, productive? sick days. I mean, I'm better now so that's what counts.

Guess who went to Ikea!

Went to Ikea, bought desk, put together desk. Look. Desk. Now I just need to figure out the chair situation.

Ready to Run off a cliff

(Harry)
There's a lightning in your eyes, I can't deny
Then there's me inside a sinking boat running out of time
Without you I'll never make it out alive              Is she like a really good swimmer and going to save  you from this sinking boat? I need some clarification here Harry. Are you taking the lightning in her eyes to mean she's a Greek god, cause bro, lightning is Zeus' territory, you need a child of Poseidon to save you here. Plus, don't get messed up with the Greek gods or you really will never make it out alive.

But I know, yes I know we'll be alright

(Liam)
There's a devil in your smile it's chasing me
              Picturing the Tasmanian Devil
And every time I turn around it's only gaining speed     
              It's doing the whole accidental tornado thing
There's a moment when you finally realize                  
              It's panicking cause it's tornadoing off a cliff
There's no way you can change the rolling time          
              It did the whole, be over the cliff and look down, go uh oh, and then fall
But I know, yes I know that I'll be fine              
              Of course you will, it's a cartoon

(All)
This time I'm ready to run
      O-oh
Escape from the city and follow the sun
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?  I mean, if she's running from you like the song sorta suggests, maybe she doesn't? Just a thought.
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong
Cause I wanna be free (so does she but you keep running after her), and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run

(Harry)
I'm ready to run

(Niall)
There's a future in my life I can't foresee
But less of course I stay on course to keep you next to me       Isn't this "Unless of course," I don't know about your accuracy, internet. I mean, not gonna fix it, just gonna comment on it. I'm that kind of lazy. Not the point, Niall is the sweetest.

(Louis)
There will always be the kind to criticize   WHO'S CRITICISING THESE BABIES, the jerks
But I know, yes I know we'll be alright     We here means the five guys right? Cause, yeah.

(All)
This time I'm ready to run   By this point in the song I'm like, well you can't run for President ya'll are British. Maybe run for like, city council, does the UK do those things? What does city council do anyway other than like, let Walmart build more stores and not let indoor malls be built to compete with our mall I mean come on.
Escape from the city and follow the sun
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong    This is the sentiment they needed in Stockholm Syndrome, it's not about the ROOM it's about the stalking the person thing.
Cause I wanna be free, and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run

(Zayn)
This time I'm ready to run
I keep everything that I got from your love

(Harry)
This time I'm ready to run
Escape from the city and follow the sun    Maybe start with a half marathon, or like a 5k, cause following the sun around the world is IMPOSSIBLE ok I'm fine.

(All)
Cause I wanna be yours, don't you wanna be mine?
I don't wanna get lost in the dark of the night   I like Through the Dark though, so maybe do get lost in the dark of the night so you can make it through.
This time I'm ready to run
Wherever you are is the place I belong
Cause I wanna be free, and I wanna be young
I will never look back now I'm ready to run

I like it.

I think we all have a little Stockholm Syndrome

Who's that shadow holding me hostage I've been here for days
Who's this whisper telling me that I'm never gonna get away
I know they'll be coming to find me soon
But I fear I'm getting used to being held by you

Listening to this first verse isn't nearly as creepy as reading it. It sounds like a happy, cute song, reading it it's like, I don't know who's keeping me here but they keep telling me I'm never getting away.

Baby look what you've done to me           I'm hoping this isn't like, look, I'm bleeding out
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way
Baby look what you've done to me    
Baby you got me tied down                      Like literally
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me this way

Who's this man that's holding your hand
And talking bout your eyes                          I know they're talking about themselves, but this is creepy too, like who's this other person here talking about your eyes and shit right in front of me.
Used to sing about being free but now he's changed his mind     EVEN THE CAGED BIRD SINGS

I know they'll be coming to find me soon         Also, WHO'S coming to find you soon, the FBI? Your parents? Is the last time your friends heard from you when you told them you had a date and now they think you've been kidnapped or murdered? I mean, it sounds like you have been, so they're right to be worried.
But my stockholm syndrome is in your room And Stockholm Syndrome is a condition, how is it in a room, like, are you wanting to rename it to "your room syndrome"

Yeah I feel for you     I think that should be fell for you, but hey, I didn't transcribe this, I just got it from a sketchy lyric site

Baby look what you've done to me
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way    This way = chokehold
Baby look what you've done to me
Baby you got me tied down
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me in this way

All my life I've been on my own
I used to like to got me home     This sentence doesn't make sense, is it correct? I don't know, again, sketchy lyric site
But now together we're alone
And there's no other place I'd ever wanna go       It's pretty cold here, maybe relocate to a warmer climate with this person 'cause as long as you're together does it matter? weirdo

Baby look what you've done to me
Baby look what you've done now
Baby I'll never leave you if you keep holding me this way
Baby look what you've done to me
Baby you got me tied down
Baby I'll never leave if you keep holding me this way

Overall, more creepy sounding than I was hoping a song about Stockholm Syndrome would sound... I don't know what I was expecting.

Act My Age, NO YOU ACT MY AGE

hen I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause I move a little slow when I dance
I can count on you after all that we’ve been through
Cause I know that you’ll always understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
Hey!


When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
Cause I know that you truly understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out
We’ll still stay up till morning
We’ll throw an after party, oh yeah, oh yeah

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No I’ll still feel the same and you will too

Source: http://www.directlyrics.com/one-direction-act-my-age-lyrics.html

FAVORITE IRISH JIG 

When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke  Who among you is not a joke at present
Cause I move a little slow when I dance     Yes, you are all great dancers
I can count on you after all that we’ve been through
Cause I know that you’ll always understand     THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER CAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY FIVE THAT HAVE GONE THROUGH THE SAME FAME CYCLE TOGETHER AND THEY'RE SO GREAT I'm fine

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
Hey!


When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
Cause I know that you truly understand

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age   Think about it, you don't act your age now, I mean lil babies, but also all the tattoos, but also, Harold you cannot drink in all the countries why mermaid vagina
No, I’ll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out       NO YOU'LL NEVER BE THAT OLD STOP
We’ll still stay up till morning
We’ll throw an after party, oh yeah, oh yeah        are, are they going to still be touring then?

I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no I won’t act my age
No I’ll still feel the same and you will too
nana nananana nananana NANANANANANANANA nana nananana nananana NANANANANANANANA

OK I LOVE IT 

Girl Almighty, great balls of fire

Hey hey
Oh no no no

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances,
As it takes to save a savior,
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made out of lightning


Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling too

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances
As it takes to save a savior
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made of lightning

Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling too

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Source: http://www.directlyrics.com/one-direction-girl-almighty-lyrics.htmSomething about these instrumentals, I love them so much.

Hey hey    also love Niall so much
Oh no no no

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances,
As it takes to save a savior,                              Already I love everything about this song. What can we compare her light to? Loudness. Okay, what's as loud as her light? A bunch of ambulances. How many ambulances? As many as it takes! To do what you ask? Save... a savior? PERFECT. Love everyone in this bar.
 
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon
Some say she’s such a fake
That her love is made up no
No no no                                              Nitric Oxide (NO) is an important cellular signaling molecule involved in many physiological and pathological processes

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty             
Let’s pray we stay young stay made out of lightning            what is it with these boys and lightning


Am I the only                                 Baptist hymn, I'm telling ya
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling tooooooooooooooo

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

Her light is as loud as as many ambulances
As it takes to save a savior
Whoa whoa whoa
She floats through the room on a big balloon       
Some say she’s such a fake                               Balloon boy was floating through the world on a big balloon but then WHOA HE WAS A FAKE so can you really blame us for being skeptical, guys

That her love is made up no
No no no

Let’s have another toast to the girl almighty
Let’s pray we stay young stay made of lightning

Am I the only
Only believer?
(da da da da)
There’s something happening here
There’s something happening here
The only
Only believer
There’s something happening here
I hope you feel what I’m feeling tooooooooooooooo

I get down I get down I get down
On my knees for you                            clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap
I get down I get down I get down
On my knees
I get down on my knees for you

FOUR things that I hate about my life

There's a bonus one though, and they're all members of 1D.

No, but I'm doing a FOUR review because IT'S WHAT I DO NOW.

No promises that they're going to make sense or be in order or timely, but I thought I'd get a head start since some of the songs are already out. (Meaning I have a few started in my drafts that I will complete SOONISH)

Is this a thing one should be doing at work? Clearly, yes. It's either this or eating my lunch now at 10:40, and I hear lunchtime is actually later in the day.

We all need Bacon Debit Cards

At least, according to my manager, one of my co




THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE AUGUST BUT I DON'T REMEMBER MAKING IT

Mary's Guide to a Tuesday

1. First things first, you want to make sure you sleep through turning off your first alarm, and then ignore the second one, and then wake up to the one that's 20 minute before you leave and go, eh, I've got lots of time.

2. Make sure your head hurts so much that you're not sure if you're alive.

3. And don't get out of bed until you repeat "Get up, dress up, show up" at least a million times.

4. Once you get up and get dressed, cross those first things off today's to do list and celebrate the day being two thirds done.

5. As you take your first bite of Reese's Pieces cereal, spill milk all over your face somehow, and then realise you should leave in the next five minutes.

6. Make your lunch a few minutes after you should've left.

7. Leave your damn house.

8. Do not let your eyes trick you into "slowly blinking," they really just want to sleep, which is not compatible with driving.

9. Show up to work late BUT HEY YOU SHOWED UP SO CROSS THAT OFF YOUR LIST.

10. Apparently listen to coworkers as they talk about things?

11. Make a list of some sort. Maybe about work, maybe about how your Tuesday has gone, the important thing is that your screen looks like something that is productive and not Pinterest.

12. Have Pinterest in another tab though.

Shark-tato

Part shark, part potato, either way it's going to be baked

Goodbye Lucky Puppy

 Last week my 16 yr 8 mo puppy starting urinating blood in the house because she had a kidney infection. The antibiotics helped stop the blood, but her kidney and bladder were badly damaged due to her age.

 On Monday my parents took Lucky into the vet knowing that there was nothing they could do for her, though they did ask.

 So Monday around noon Lucky was peacefully put down while I sat at work.

 I haven't been able to tell people at work because I wouldn't be able to rehash it as many times as I would have to.

 And though I was supposed to go home yesterday for dinner, I couldn't go there with her gone, so I ate at my house and my mom and sister came over later to watch a movie.

 I know Lucky had a happy, long life. She was my baby and I miss her, but I am glad she is not in pain, confused and scared as she was starting to be.

Thank you, Lucky, for being the best dog in the whole wide world.

I'm working in Accounting cause someone's at my desks

Hello y'all. OK so I've told everyone that would get mad at me if I didn't tell them I think, but I BOUGHT A HOUSE. Things are so far cleaned and set up to be painted. All I have in there is a rug, a plant, kitchen table and chairs, a bucket, and whole lot of rags to clean up everything. Don't know how long painting is going to take, don't know when I'm moving in.

Basically wake up every day and go, sigh, still not done with house. And then I lay in bed not wanting to get up and then I have to hurry to get ready to leave by 7:30 it's a fun game.

That's how I feel too, Lucky

There's no one in the Accounting department where I am right now, basically much of the building is a ghost town. It's Friday, people don't work on Friday. Lathan is here today but he told me he doesn't do work on Fridays, hey at least he's here.

Also, I only think of doing One Direction song reviews when I'm driving. So, know that I have thought about finishing that, but haven't and probably won't... maybe I'll jot down the highlights.

I left off at Strong. Like it, good solid song, not really sexual in the undertone department so no embarrassment in the parent zone.

Happily- Makes me think of Christine. Also the Kardashians.

Right Now- Whenever I listen to it I think that they're basically children wanting their parents because "right now everything is new to me" and they're wishing someone was there.

Little Black Dress- Not a big fan. Can't get over the objectification, but it's one of the openers for the tour so, yeah.

Through the Dark- Favorite song on the album. Maybe. Yeah, Don't Forget Where You Belong is second now, Through the Dark has pulled ahead. Good job song.

Little White Lies- Yeah I like it. Especially the beginning "If this room was burning" part, not just the words, though fire is a plus, but the harmony -ness of it.

Better Than Words- Adorable, love that they wrote it. You go Liam and Louis.

Why Don't We Go There- Okay, catchy and all that, but so much of the sex. Like, they're not going nowhere they might as well go "there" and all that. Obviously I listen to songs where they talk about sex, but this one is just so not obvious that it bugs me. That is all.

Does He Know?- Heh. Does he know your art?
                                                            I do like the song though.

Alive- I'M SO GLAD THIS IS GOING TO BE ON TOUR. 1 worst therapist ever, 2 girl, if he's trying to get into your pants don't ask HIM what you should do, and 3 it's a great song.

Half a Heart- Never have they sounded so British. 'alf a 'eart. It bugs me that they have half an arrow in their chest because why would anyone ever use half an arrow, cupid uses full arrows, snipers that use arrows use whole arrows, explain yourself. Christine doesn't like how they have just one shoe, but that makes sense cause like, they started putting on their shoes and then went, eh, she's gone, and then couldn't be bothered and just started walking around.

And that's what you missed.