The Grand is not as terrible as previously believed.

But there is a door, I kid you not, marked only by the nameplate "Danger." I want to go in and face danger but it's in the authorized personnel area of backstage and my name is not Danger, except when it is.

What is this show on ABC right now? They're on a dock and they answered a question about Doctor Seuss and the wrong person got dragged across the water by a speed boat.

I'm on break btdubs.

My legs hurt and I'm back at the Polynesian tomorrow and it's scary and why and morning tomorrow and argh and weep.

And I am super eloquent.

The show is 101 Ways to Leave a Gameshow. It's weird. They're gonna get in a car and if they're wrong a Monster Truck will run them over.

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Ok so life, it sucks

I drove to the Grand Floridian today because I am deployed and was working at the Grand Floridian and I drove into a one way thing and then backed into an intersection and then I freaked out and then I parked and then I walked towards the Grand and asked a random chef person where the cast entrance was and then random chef person helped me find the Merchandise people and then I wore my hot jacket all day and had panic attacks and my legs hurt and life sucks.

I don't work Monday or Tuesday. I want to run away.

There were frogs. Lots of frogs. They sound really creepy when it's dark and you don't really know where you're walking. I'm pretty sure the frogs were saying my name. Creepers.

Your lack of response is sad

Cause, see, I expected at least some reaction to me speeding, but then I realised that I posted that on Friday when y'all are starting a weekend so no one reads my blog of course, but for me it's like a Wednesday so I hardly realised it was weekend time.

I had that ice cream bar for lunch again, which is better than the chex mix from yesterday I guess. Also had a Coke around 10:15, and that is how I eat when deployed. Although, if you've ever talked to me during my normal dinner breaks you'll know that I don't eat normal food at the Polynesian either.

I can has sleeps? I almost veered off the road this morning. Didn't die, don't worry, but I did turn up the music after that to try to wake up.

DOCTOR WHO IS TONIGHT BUT I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY BUT I WANT TO WATCH IT BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO MAYBE I'LL NAP BEFOREHAND SO I CAN WATCH IT TONIGHT.

Okay, have fun being not me.

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My second break

Om nom nom

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Safari Canteen

I'm on break in the Animal Kingdom Lodge watching Mary Poppins. The wall is clearly very elaborately decorated: map of Africa, poster of elephants labeled Tenderness. Yay decorations!

Happy Easter y'all.

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I feel like Imma puke

Why do things exist?

I'm officially done with my deployment to the Boardwalk. I managed to only say Aloha a couple of times. Back to the Polynesian tomorrow morning. This is not going to be fun.

That puking thing is still a possibility. Especially with this loooooongcat bus ride I'm waiting for here.

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The Boardwalk

Aloha. I went to get my costume today and then checked out where I'm going to be working. (Pictured above)(loljk, that didn't work, I'll add it later)(okay, I added it now) I got a little lost in the tunnels, and by a little I mean I was as lost as a puppy in Disney World. I'm not saying my costume is ridiculous, but I am going to feel ridiculous in it, so that's fun.

View from my store on the Boardwalk

Also, I am totes going to say Aloha to people, and that is so not Boardwalk themed.

They do have a Wyland Gallery though, just like we do at the Polynesian.

This bus driver may hate me. I'm not sure.

I haven't eaten today and it's 12:52. I should do that, but I wanted to get to Property Control before 5, and obviously that means there is no time to eat.

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