I can't even

Why must I even. I don't want to even.  What is this nonsense. Why things. Things suck.

I have issues when studying.

Not the least of which is that I just start laughing at random things. For instance, the Danube river. I start thinking about danubing to the store and danubing my homework and then I crack myself up. Or Byzantium distracts me here on this map cause I'm all, CRASH AT THE BYZANTIUM you know? The weeping angels and stuff?

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I love Robin so much

I don't think you comprehend how great Robin is. He's just so great.

Yep, this gif again

Also, in fun news, I am in possession of all of Sarah's electronics. What should I do to her life? I RULE HER WORLD BWAHAHAHAHA.

No but seriously, can't even think of one harmless prank or nothing so I'm just going to be all responsible friend and shit. Sigh.

Also really love Miss Martian. And Artemis. Mostly Robin. Robin and Artemis! Yeah yeah, I ship them. We're talking Dick Grayson Robin, original and all. Artemis is way superior to Green Arrow's actual sidekick Speedy or whatever. She's his niece, his sidekick is a guy who is all, "I'm too good to be called sidekick" and I'm like STFU ROBIN'S A SIDEKICK AND HE'S THE BEST.

Sometimes I wonder if Christine logs out of chat at night time on purpose so she doesn't wake up with my rantings about Robin t shirts in the middle of the night.

They need to make better Robin t shirts though.

Later that night

   I've been thinking about Jedward guys. (Who are we kidding, I'm always thinking about Jedward.) But seriously, how do they get paid? Like, is separately? Or is it to them both cause it's like they're a band? Do they bother to care about splitting things evenly in half? Cause then they'd have to care about who buys the food and stuff and I'm pretty sure they don't have enough awareness that they are separate people to do that. Can you imagine dating John or Edward and then they would totes pull a Parent Trap and it would be so confusing.

   Also, music, why does it exist. So, you know how like, colors, right? (Also, full sentences are dead.) Music is also numbers and I have music videos on my computer that are just like, wow, and that's why I saved them, and they don't even have to be super professional or whatev the song just has to be like, whoa 500, you know? No, you don't, and I know this and yet I continue to tell you things that pretty much only make sense to me.

   You know what I love? Supernatural. Also nutella. Also Jedward. And My Drunk Kitchen. And Supernatural. Oh and the Oxford comma. Although it doesn't look like I like commas because sentences. You know what I don't like? Things.

  If I take an online MMPI would you want me to tell you the results? Just for kicks and giggles? (That's not the phrase is it? Is it shits and giggles? That sounds more profane than I thought the phrase was though.)

Edit: I took the MMPI. It's over 500 true/false questions. Um, yeah, how am I alive? Ask me about it sometime and I can show you how clinically worrisome I am.

:(

So, good and bad things, which should we start with?

Bad, ok. I am weeping because of television. Television is a jerk. I love it so much. Does this mean that I am headed toward an abusive relationship because television is all, oooo you need me, oooo rip out your heart, make you feel all the feelings, crush your will to live, make you want to live to at least see next week's episode.

Good, also television, because I love it so much.

Also, I look at my room and am like, where should I hang out tonight, my bed or my cave. It's a tough decision. OH MY GOD THAT IS GROSS. Sorry, watching Fringe, the guy is all, ew, omg, ew, you know?

You know what's sad? I brushed my teeth and then was like, dammit, I wanted ice cream. I even have nutella for it today.

Speaking of, just ask Sarah, if you go grocery shopping with me I will probably lose you. It's just something that happens and it's usually all my fault, but it's still going to happen.

You know what I really want for the next holiday? A lighter. One of those nice ones with the flip top thing, it's like metal, and it flips open and stays lit till you close it. That would be nice. I like fire. Oh god I sound like a sociopath. I'M MOSTLY NOT A SOCIOPATH OK GUYS. I EMPATHISE ALL THE TIME.

Here's the thing:

I bought this ice cream right, it's vanilla with caramel and chocolate things filled with caramel, but there is no peanut butter. This is bad. So my solution is that I have this spoon, right, and put like half a spoon of peanut butter and then eat ice cream with that peanut butter and it's lovely.

I feel as though I've solved something huge, like world peace, or drafts.

Peanut butter spoon.

fuck

Doctor!

Little itsy bitsy Doctor lego thingy Amanda gave to me.

Is mine.

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I don't think you understand

Make your own and then post them everywhere and make your computer background a pony and then print them out and paste them all over your room and then give them as gifts.

Because sometimes I'm just a viking who sets shit on fire

I'MA MAKE A SLEEVE OF BRACELETS

I HAVE AWESOME IDEAS

I made a bracelet like this. Obviously it is not this short and it connects at the ends, but you get the idea. It's striped, these colors.

No, but seriously, why would I ever need alcohol, all I need to do is be awake and the crazies happen and then I watch Secondhand Lions and then I go all I WANT TO HAVE ADVENTURES I COULD KILL PEOPLE AND GET TREASURE AND FIND LOVE AND HAVE A PET LION AND BE HAPPY WHY CAN'T LIFE BE NOT LIKE THIS. That's totes what happens to drunk people, right?

I want to decorate the rest of my walls with pictures and shit from the computer but I'm afraid my printer will be like lolno, bitchplz.

Private I, is watching you, na na na naaa na naaa na na. Do Private I's get badges tho cause that seems sketch.

So, that picture totes isn't correct colors, even though I tried to make them so. I think the red is more a darker blood and the green is more everest than grass and the blue is a little more murky. The yellow seems right though. Youknow, it might be because I'm in the cave and can't see the bracelet that well because dark.

Haley Joel Osment, Emily Osment's older brother, adorable little kid that sees dead people, you know him, he was such a great child actor. Then he stopped acting and got older and now his sister is all, adorbs, even if she is on Hannah Montana.

MUSIC IS SO GREAT THO. NOT HANNAH MONTANA MUSIC, BUT MUSIC, YOU KNOW THE MUSICAL KIND. Personally I'm a big fan of the music that feels all, dark red, sometimes the purple sparkly music. Or the tinny blue. BITCH PLEASE OF COURSE MUSIC HAS COLORS WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL? Hannah Montana music is bright pink and I disapprove. (Tho she does get the best of both worlds, if by both worlds you mean acting and singing like a child slave/star.)

HELLO

 IT IS LATE. I AM UP.

 

HOW DO THINGS WORK?

WHO IS NDUBS THO. I MEAN, I KNOW WHO NDUBS IS, BUT HE'S LIKE, A GROUP?

I'M JUST NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW BY MAKING THIS POST.

 LIFE IS JUST SO WEIRD AND WHAT AND HI.

NUTELLA IS BRILLIANT.

BAI

Legit thoughts of the day

Yesterday's legit thought was "Which light switch is the one to my room?" as I was standing right outside the door to my room.

Today it was "I am as hungry as a thousand monkeys."

I'm pretty sure there was another one I was going to remember, but I'm busy being a failure at life so I don't remember.

I'm in a classroom waiting for class to start. I want to be on tumblr, but we all know how dangerous that is in a public place where people are behind you. Sigh.

I have strokes of genius occasionally.

And then I have strokes of, oh god why am I allowed to be alive.

Genius here: The FBI are all Gryffindors, the CIA is Ravenclaw, Homeland Security is Slytherin, and the Secret Service is Hufflepuff. Think about it. I am so good at this. That's because it's not useful, BUT IT'S SO TRUE THOUGH.

The "oh god why am I allowed to be alive" moment of today was when I was outside, I know right, and I was holding a ladder and I looked up and saw a Peregrine Falcon and it was gliding around in a circle and my eyes teared up and I got so depressed that I will never be able to naturally do anything as well as the Peregrine can just fly over everything and not care and I was like I JUST WANT TO BE A BIRD DAMMIT. (Good news is, the ladder did not fall over and my Dad didn't fall off or anything because I am dependable.)

And it starts again

I have a paper due tonight, 2 pages, nbd, and yet, I only have one page written and I hate life.

Christine thinks I hate my blog. I don't hate my blog, I hate life. There's a difference.


Life sux.

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My Roman History class is huge

Also I found this on my desk, so I think I should always sit here and write creepy messages on the desk by A.

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Cave Time

Is this not the bestest cave you ever did see? It is, in case you thought that was even a question.

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This is why I got up

And I got way more than 2 hours of sleep so don't even.

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Oh yeah, this is the life

Sure it's 4 AM, sure Pottermore is being a jerk and also sorted me into Gryffindor, sure I haven't seen Christine yet, but things are still pretty okay. I am in bed, in my apartment room thing, all moved in, on my computer, I'm planning on seeing Christine soon, I have Chinese food in the fridge. Things could not be too much better right now. Except I could be in Slytherin. Oh oh oh, and I have a Top Gear poster on my wall and it's exciting.

Yep I'm moved in

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We don't buy Rotini anymore.

We bought some for Star Wars Weekends because we liked to be all "rotini!" and pretend we were jawas. (They say utini, but am I bovvered?) HOWEVER, we don't buy Rotini anymore. (We=me)

Btdubs, Rotini is a kind of pasta that is twirly and likes to have little bits break off in the box and fall out even when it's closed making a mess all the time.

On a side note, my phone wants Rotini to be Erotic. It's not my fault.

I am in my apartment, messing up all the stuffs. Haven't seen Sarah yet. I guess the place is all mine.

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The Yeti says Canada or Bust

I'm packing. Can you tell?

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Hey hey, I'm almost 21 y'all, that's so weird.

First of all, a disclaimer:

  Alright, so sitting on my floor, eating trail mix and drinking pineapple Fanta, watching the Sarah Jane Adventures, The Death of the Doctor, crying about all the old companions, the fact that this was the last time Sarah Jane saw the Doctor, knowing that Sarah Jane is now dead, listening to her talking about how Barbara and Ian got married and haven't aged since the sixties and Polly and Ben and Harry and TEGAN you know and it's all so emotional.

Now I'm in bed, watching anything at all to make me more cheerful because EMOTIONS EMOTIONS.

Sarah hates me.

I have never seen The Vampire Diaries until this episode randomly on and I am so confused.

Ringer, new series, Sarah Michelle Gellar, looks interesting.

But seriously though, The Vampire Diaries are confusing.

Maxwell Smart is so smart.

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What the hell is this?

I can't sleep. I'm hungry. My pottermore email hasn't come. I am really hungry. My parents being home is extremely limiting to my normal awake hours. The hunger though. Why is pottermore not here tho. I want an Impala. It's a car. Not the new Impalas. Although the newest ones are better than the slightly older ones were. But the classics are wonderful. Also food. I would like some food.

Look how many freaking oranges we have

If I get scurvy there is just no excuse.

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This is accurate

Pottermore, y u no send me welcome letter

I am an impatient person

Day 7: I have forgotten to go to bed

It is now early morning, so Lucky is asking me for breakfast. I haven't gone to bed yet and my dog wants breakfast.

I am super excited for Spy Kids 4.

Selena Gomez is my idol.

David Boreanez does not age, therefore he is actually a vampire and was not acting in Angel.

Sarah, what if I do this next semester. What if I just don't go to bed until you get up for band and tell me I have to go to bed. What if I die because I am an incompetent adult.

I ate all my nutella. With a spoon. I need more nutella. I'm going to the store to buy milk tomorrow. Maybe I'll buy some nutella. My parents will reimburse me for that, right? They are reimbursing the milk because I'm buying them the milk because they'll get in super late and will want milk for breakfast and such. Nutella was just something I need. Robin is amazing.

What day is this?

Lucky is just chillin

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Day 5: I do not appreciate clouds, they hide the stars.

Today was obviously very philosophic.

Day 5: I have made a breakthrough

CAN YOU IMAGINE FIRE SHARKS?

I actually just downloaded that paint program just to make the space shark picture, so now I'm going to use it WHENEVER I CAN.

I have learned so much about sharks because Shark Week is intense. Sarah has learned some about sharks I'm sure because I yell at her about sharks a lot.

I do care about sharks, alot

I think my mother doesn't believe I have done things. I totally have done things. I even remembered to take the trash out Monday night AND I remembered to bring the trashcan back up when I went to get the mail Tuesday. RIGHT?

Oh man, I am a terrible adult. (About that sentence, shouldn't it be AN terrible adult because the "an" is for the word "adult"? Because that sounds so wrong. An terrible adult. People say an hour, even though the h is not a vowel.)

There is a commercial that tells me that it is always morning somewhere. They're a cereal commercial, but they're also promoting eating food at all times of night.

DAY 4: I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL

FOR EVERY DROP OF WATER YOU SAVE, A CHILD LEARNS TO READ, AND AN ALIEN INVASION IS POSTPONED. BUT FOR EVERY DROP OF WATER YOU WASTE, A MONKEY CAN NO LONGER TASTE BANANAS, AND AN ANIMAL CRACKER GOES EXTINCT.

ARE THESE FACTS TRUE, I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING SOMETHING HUNTS IRRIGATION.

Day 4: It's past midnight.

Commercials are my friends. Some of them make me happy, some of them annoy the hell out of me, some of them are super hilarious, some make me weep, but I've missed them because I haven't watched television with commercials in so freaking long.

I found Hercules tonight. The constellation. I found it. I know where Hercules is. I couldn't find the little dipper, which is apparently at his feet, or the big dipper, which is below the little dipper, but I definitely know where Hercules is.

The sky is really big.

Sharks are addicting. SHARK WEEK. Sarah keeps telling me I need to stop watching sharks, but they're just so iNTERESTING. also a bit misunderstood. Sure the blood and gore and maimed people is tragic, but the sharks didn't mean to hurt the people, it just wanted to know what they were. "Is that a seal? I don't know. It doesn't look like a seal. Is it a threat? Maybe it's food." *mini bite* "Nope." *leaves human alone*

There was a group of divers that fed a shark and trained it and stuff, but that made the shark associate humans with food. The divers held a dead fish or chunk of fish out from their bodies in their hands, the shark swam by and took it from their hands, and the divers would reach behind them into their pack, like a reverse fanny pack, and get another piece of fish. Then the sharks thought that whenever a human held out their arms away from them that meant food, so they bit people's arms off, and then when there wasn't a fish there they would bite their buttocks off because that's where the divers got the fish pieces from. STUPID DIVERS TRAINING SHARKS.

I honestly forgot it was Monday today. I got like 5 hours of sleep last night. Lucky is afraid of the dark.

The ocean is like space, but with sharks. CAN YOU IMAGINE SPACE SHARKS. OH MY GOD.

I'M A SPACE SHAAAAAARK

Why am I not an art major. I have talent overflowing here.

Hey hey, shark week is educational. The oceans have magnetic fields. Sharks navigate by those. They were totally creating a shark repulsion system using magnets in Australia. TYING DIFFERENT SHARK SHOWS TOGETHER LIKE A BOSS.

Day 3: I have gone off the deep end

I have been laughing at this for a good ten minutes.

It's like Dole Whip, but NOT.

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They stack!

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Spaaaaaaace

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Day 3: I'm at Super Target

Buy all the things!

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Day 2: I am wearing a dress.

Nobody knows why I'm wearing a dress.

In other news I did finally get my email from Pottermore, so now I accidentally have two accounts. DraconisSeeker76 and MidnightAccio201. You can't choose. Well, you have a choice between like 6 randomly generated ones, unless you're younger than 14, then you can't choose at all.

DraconisSeeker76 is my fave.

Day 2: I am not a good adult.

I stayed up till, well, haven't gone to bed yet, to sign up for Pottermore. It was intense. Even after I solved the clue and signed up and stuff the email took forever to send. BUT I GOT IN. WOOT. (I actually signed up twice because the first one never sent me an email and I'm thinking I entered it wrong or something and I'm sad about that because my first username was badass.)

I guess I'm not going to church this morning. First service starts in two and a half hours. HA.

I actually scanned all Disney pictures in the house into my computer though, so I WAS TOTES PRODUCTIVE LAST NIGHT.

Hey, hey hey, hey, heeeeey, hey hey hey. Tin Man, it's a good show man. DG's dad is from Nebraska but is also king, what. Zooey Deschanel, watch it people. Tin Man. Miniseries. Awesome. (I was unaware that Dorothy's last name was Gale in Wizard of Oz, but that's just because I'm super not observant.)

I want a leather jacket. One that fits perfectly and goes with every outfit.

Don't get buried alive, people. The Deschanel sisters seem to have a hobby of being buried alive.

Christine, you need to stop being in Scotland so you can be online because Christmas.

Day 1: I totally went outside today

I felt I should prove that to you, just because I knew you wouldn't believe it.

Oh, and fyi, I am still wearing my beret because I am classy like that.

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Day 1: I've done so many things before noon today

Parents left ridiculously early this morning, shortly after I went to bed. I woke up sometime around 10, got up, fed the dog, took her outside, watched Fringe in bed, got the mail when the postwoman rang the door bell, sorted the mail, looked at the new textbooks I got, read my postcard from Christine, smiled at her, read it again, put it on the fridge, put on a beret, brought my computer upstairs, took the postcard off the fridge for this picture, put the postcard back on the fridge, talked to Lucky, opened up blogger, and that brings you up to speed on what I have done today. It is now 12:30.

I'm totally not going to go insane, guys. Although I am apparently going to stand in the kitchen, blogging and watching Tin Man instead of eating.

What, is today Saturday? Meh.

Come to Disney, where the people are nicer.

Where the people are nicer.

The people are nicer.

We're nicer here.

IT'S A TRAP!

Shh, just come.

The Theme to Wizards of Waverly Place has chaaaaaanged

What is liiiiiiiife. Why would they do this to meeeeeee.

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I need these, right?

I'm at Staples, clearly I should buy a stapler.

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This is my cork board for this year.

Right now it only has pins, but theoretically in the future I will have notes or pictures on it. Even now it looks pretty cool though.

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Camouflage, you're doing it wrong R2

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5000 STAPLES

Oh, and I'm home. Having the lols.

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I am the Night

Batman trolllllllllllll.

Also, hat.

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I can die happy

My Mom had this. How did I not know my mom had this? I also now have a Batman Troll.

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Oh my god

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This could be a little more sonic

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