Weeeeeeeeeeep

Even this book pile knows the challenges I suffer.

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Rawr I'm a knife

I basically don't have anything to say, but, hi.

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NON STANDARD CUTLERY

It's not a fork, it's a trident. Forks are used to eat, tridents are used to rule the sea.

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Pants are Fancy.

I personally have driven through most of the state changes. Let's see, I drove from Florida to Georgia, Tennessee to Kentucky, and Kentucky to Ohio. Amanda drove from GA to TN and today she'll get the Ohio Michigan line, but srsly, I'm a good driver y'all.

Oh, btdubs, Amanda and I are driving to Michigan. She flew down, I picked her up from the airport on Wednesday. Originally we were going to Lincoln, right, but then we were directed by the parents to go to Michigan instead so instead of heading west we just kept going up I-75 until we hit Toledo today and get to change it up.

I hate it when cars change lanes in front of me and they're going only 5 over the speed limit and they think that warrants them the left lane. Bitch, please. Stay in your law abiding right lane and leave the left lane to those of us who have the need for speed.

I was going 25 mph faster than Test Track earlier. (Test Track: fast ride at EPCOT that feels like is super fast but is actually only 65 mph.)

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Am I Hipster Yet?

So I'm on a beach, in a hammock, overlooking Cinderella Castle and Space Mountain and waiting for fireworks. They're the Fourth of July fireworks even though it's the third.

I love you all. Isn't the wind lovely? No, I'm not drunk.

Murder the sun. Murrrrderrrr. Though, once the sun is down I won't be able to read my book. Hmm. Love/hate relationship there.

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The Grand is not as terrible as previously believed.

But there is a door, I kid you not, marked only by the nameplate "Danger." I want to go in and face danger but it's in the authorized personnel area of backstage and my name is not Danger, except when it is.

What is this show on ABC right now? They're on a dock and they answered a question about Doctor Seuss and the wrong person got dragged across the water by a speed boat.

I'm on break btdubs.

My legs hurt and I'm back at the Polynesian tomorrow and it's scary and why and morning tomorrow and argh and weep.

And I am super eloquent.

The show is 101 Ways to Leave a Gameshow. It's weird. They're gonna get in a car and if they're wrong a Monster Truck will run them over.

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At Williams Sonoma

This gadget wall made me think of Christine.

So, there's that.

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Has anyone ever hung themselves on a palm tree?

Is that even possible?

Oh, and that is a picture of a snake 3 meters from my door.

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Ok so life, it sucks

I drove to the Grand Floridian today because I am deployed and was working at the Grand Floridian and I drove into a one way thing and then backed into an intersection and then I freaked out and then I parked and then I walked towards the Grand and asked a random chef person where the cast entrance was and then random chef person helped me find the Merchandise people and then I wore my hot jacket all day and had panic attacks and my legs hurt and life sucks.

I don't work Monday or Tuesday. I want to run away.

There were frogs. Lots of frogs. They sound really creepy when it's dark and you don't really know where you're walking. I'm pretty sure the frogs were saying my name. Creepers.

See this picture of me?

See it?

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Thats me, I'm on a poster in the Polynesian

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Is this going to work this time?

Last time blogger droid wouldn't update.

I'm at the Kennedy Space Center. Or space. Depending on who you talk to.

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OK I'LL JUST POST THIS FROM MY COMPUTER

But I wrote the following while on the bus and waiting for it and stuff.

Work didn't completely suck.

New manager was working, so that was good. And I liked all the people I was working with in Bou Tiki and I don't work Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday, so I guess life is okay. Whatever.

We like new manager. He talks a lot. My favorite manager is leaving though and it makes me really sad, and then new manager will become my favorite manager and we'll have someone else come and be new manager. That makes sense, right?

The bus is super late. Busssssssssssss. Penguinnnnnnns.

I want to play mario kart. I have a feeling I'm going to have to get more wiimotes and/or nunchucks this year.

I feel like I should inform you that some advice Christine actually gave me today was to not make it my goal to end up in the hospital. I drank some water today, no te preocupes.

Where are your kids now? Know anytime with AT&T FamilyMap. ~ an ad on my blogger app. I want this for you guys. Wouldn't that be fun? "Cassiecassie is walking from the parking lot and Lisa is still in her apartment and Christine is sitting next to me..." I can see no end to the fun we would have.

I am hungry.

The bus never showed. It was probably named Rory and died. And now I'm on the next bus. At least this one was on time.

I'm not even kidding tho, my eyes are vampires.

I've tried to post this like 15 times. Sigh. Why is it not workinggggg?

I wrote a post

and it's not posting and I'm mad at blogger droid and why won't it post will this post? this should post this is on a computer

In one hour I work

And then I don't work for four days, yay! And then I work some more, AND THEN I'M DEPLOYED TO FREAKING GRAND FLORIDIAN. I'm calm, I'm good, don't worry about me. They scheduled me as a stocker one day, the geniuses. I don't have access to their stock rooms and I know where absolutely nothing is. I'm scheduled in three of their stores and I'm not even sure which is where. Argh, no love for the Grand.

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I would like some Buffalo Wild Wings

It's 4 in the morning and there are 4 other people on this bus and one had Buffalo Wild wings that smell very spicy and look yummy.

In better news, the bus driver today is a nice guy and is going to take me to the Polynesian. I mean, he's supposed to, but we all know how that works out.

A person on the bus, the not chicken guy, has a stuffed sheep, the one from the mattress commercials. Thought you ought to know.

Last 5 AM work day. We have a strange amount of things to do today. We're going to be rushing before the stores open and then we're going to have to slow down because we finished most all backstock and I don't want to go help the slackers at the Swan and Dolphin. As I told Betsy, if they can't even put stickers on things at a reasonable pace they need to reevaluate their life choices.

There's an ad on my blogger app that currently is telling me you can "Secretly Track Ur Lover!" Who do they think I need to track? Sarah's in Ireland, Christine's in Iowa or is not there anymore and hasn't told me... I need to track Christiiiiiine. Problem solved. I'm not creepy. Shh, just come.

Mormons think that God and Jesus both live on their own planets and when we die we get our own planet or something and it fascinates me and everything I am learning about Mormons is from the Broadway musical about it but you know what, Altar Boyz was helpful for Catholicism so I don't see why the Book of Mormon shouldn't continue the tradition of being really amusing while educational.

Ok, I'm going to go worry about whether this bus will stop at the right spot, see you later.

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MY WORST FEARS COME TRUE

Well, kinda. I told the driver TTC, we skip it and go to Westclock, he's exasperated that I didn't tell him, I totes did, it's not my fault. I hate life.

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I'm Wearing A Batman T-Shirt

I bought it from the guys section at Target and it has Batman on it and no Mickey. Bwahahahaha.

Yesterday when I got home there was a guy setting up tents and there was a sign pointing to a queue that said pizza and I guess there was a party but I went to bed and at 3:40 this morning the tents were all gone and there were cars parked there like nothing had ever happened. I went to bed at like 6:30, woke up ay 8:44, said something to Christine and checked my email, went back to sleep, and then did that exact same thing at 12. And my roommate was just going to bed as I left and was all, I have to be up by 7, and I was all, I am up now. She was home at least by midnight I don't know why she didn't just go to bed. And now I'm on a bus.

We are super ahead at work. Yesterday we finished yesterday's list, today's backstock, and got started on tomorrow's backstock. I love Ana, she's in charge of us and if she was entirely truthful in her email updates to corporate we would've been sent to a different location on the days we get ahead because other places lose at life, but in her updates she's like, they're still working, so we get to stay and work ahead. Apparently Friday's list is a bitch so she thinks getting a head start on it will be necessary, also she doesn't want to drive us to another location. Also she is adorable.

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All your base are belong to us

IT'S A TRAP

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The Bus Driver Didn't Even Ask Today

He's a different guy and he didn't ask where I was going. He should be going there anyway, but there are only 2 of us on the bus and the other girl is obviously Magic Kingdom and what if he DOESN'T? Panic.

It was raining at 11 this night and I woke up and was like, it better stop that before I have to walk to the bus stop. It did.

I think I went to bed at 8:30. Don't remember, but it was similar to then and I felt old.

WHAT WAY IS HE TAKING US? Bus driver, you better not be on crack.

Betsy wants to go to Hollywood Studios after work today so I might do that. Yesterday we ate food after work and then I went to Target and bought capris and two seasons of Get Smart and monster cookie ice cream and hand soap. (Sarah, I finally asked the pharmacy people where the hand soap would be. It was embarrassing.)

I didn't watch Pretty Little Liars yet because I went to bed.
And Christine skipped flute practice.

That's everything from yesterday.

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Guys, guys, guys, I have an idea.

No guys, listen. Guys, guys, listen to me guys. Listen, guys listen, let's put wings, guys listen, wings, on the BACK legs.

O.O

In other news, I'm on a bus. Going to work. I may be slightly delirious, but that's ok because Betsy is also slightly insane and we work well together.

Pretty Little Liars comes back today! Woot woot!

Also, if I don't go to Target today will you kill me? Or at least, come here and yell at me. I would've gone yesterday but there were guys fixing our oven and then I made clams and then I passed out.

I hate the morning bus because they're always like, you guys going to Westclock? And I'm like, no, the TTC, and then I'm not sure he heard me and it makes me nervous the entire ride even though he's totes supposed to stop there anyway. There are only three of us on the bus this morning.

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Yes, this is my dinner

Noodles, fried clams and Dr. Pepper. Om nom nom. Oven works now.

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On The Way To This Breakroom I Saw Sunlight

The sun burns my eyes and I don't appreciate it.

But I also saw these ducks and they're adorbs.

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This Bus Is Ridiculously Full For 4 AM

But over half of them are going home while I am going to work. My roommates haven't gone to bed yet so they were all, up and stuff while I was eating breakfast. I had chicken taquitos for breakfast because I have no milk.

58 days left! It sounds like a lot, but it's a lot less than before and it's less than 2 months now so it's super exciting.

I have a new housing ID that is green and it makes me sad because I had gotten used to my yellow one and in two months they're just going to steal this one, jerks.

WHERE IS THIS BUS GOING. We are taking a different route and it's scary. I'm never on a bus this early. I'm going to work so early that the Magic Kingdom people are still making their way home. I don't understand what life is.

And now everyone is getting off. One other person stayed on. Life makes me nervous. I am a neurotic basketcase. *flail*

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I Don't Know Why I Do What I Do

I work at 5 AM tomorrow and for the rest of the week, so I should use my day off today to get the groceries I desperately need or something, but no, I'm going to EPCOT with Marlon and Betsy. I'm waiting for a bus now to go to Betsy's apartment and she's driving us I guess.

The bus is ridiculously early. I'm on it now.

I also need to go to Target and buy pants. You don't care, long story, but I do. And I'm not. My life as an adult: end up not doing things you need to because Disney.

My lunch today was a Klondike bar, a tortilla and a fun sized snickers from Easter. Yay food.

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Past Mary, You Win Again.

I cannot read this word. What is it I needed? 3 Pirate somethings. Were they tops... hoops... treps... I have no clue what I was supposed to get.

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False Alarm Guys

See, we thought Australian boy might've gone home but turns out he's still here, I just hadn't seen him in awhile. He was all, standing, and I was all, walking past, and then I was all, oh good, he's still here. And then if he can read minds he would've been creeped out by my random relief.

I'm a stocker again today, yay! Amparo was supposed to be stocker, but she can't get into the stockrooms so we traded. Also, as you can see, there is this adorable Rapunzel doll and it's adorable. I can't format this to put the picture here because I am on my phone, I apologise. Relevant.gif

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I got paid to walk in this pretty place

Though it was super hot, and I was carrying stuff to rooms and such, but still, pretty. Don't know if the picture shows, but over the lake is space mountain and Cinderella castle and water.

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Eating Lunch Alone with R2D2

People are judging me.

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Look at the Lovely Flowers

Don't they make you want to just punch someone in the face? Oh, is that just me?

So, I'm deployed next week to Animal Kingdom Lodge, but my friend Betsy saw that on the schedule and asked me if I wanted to trade with her since she has been deployed there as much as she has worked at the Polynesian. I put in the request and the days that I would've been giving to her were denied, and the days that are just trading shift for shift are pending and are being sent to our scheduler and it's all very stressful. I wouldn't mind working over there except that it would mean I would have no dinner that week at all because I don't have a locker to put my food in and cafeterias close before dinner. Bitches.

It's sort of rainy today. Luckily it's not currently raining, as I am standing outside waiting for a bus, and that means that it's just delightfully cloudy out here.

I want to buy a Top Gear duvet and Christine is all, start with a tshirt, and I'm all, BUT I WANT THAT TOO. It's really awesome and has the Stig on it and the pillow is his helmet and I also want the Stig facts poster and a ferrari. Cool story bro.

What else... I haven't updated in awhile because space noodles. Also my life is filled with logic.

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Children should be seated and supervised when using scissors.

I went to Star Wars Weekend.

 And I'm going again tomorrow, because these pictures are from last weekend. Well, tomorrow as in, today, because it is past midnight, but, yeah. Plus, "am going" is a bit optimistic because i was planning on going today (yesterday) but just sat around and watched movies and wrote Christine a letter that I have yet to mail.

Plus, it's Lisa's wedding day and I love Lisa and I'm super depressed I'm not home now and I can't go to the wedding and ah.

Ok, Star Wars post, here we come.

Went to Anthony Daniels' talk, he plays C3P0

I stood in line for an hour, got a bit bored, and took this picture

Ewoks were all, bowing down to Anthony and he was wearing a gold jacket and was charming

I love R2D2 and him and Anthony were having an argument, in which R2 only beeped insistently

He said, here's a photo opportunity, posed, and then told us to put away our cameras for the talk so we could enjoy it

I got some really awesome pins and they're awesome passports for Han Solo and Obi Wan Kenobi

Skywalker family t-shirt and R2D2 Mickey Ears that are now mine.

No looking cool, guys

Well then.

Still can't remember important thing I was going to tell you. Blame Carlos. It's his fault.

I'm at work. Currently on break, although I am a stocker so I have my phone on me today.

Dinner: Coke, no bake cookie, some crackers. Yay eating. Maybe on my second break I'll have some peanuts.

My head hurts and I'm pretty sure I've forgotten something. Maybe I blacked out. Maybe this isn't my life, someone has brainwashed me and really I have a super interesting life with true love and actual food.

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On a Bus Forever

I tried to update yesterday, really, I did, but it wouldn't let me log in, so sucks to be you.

I had something to say. Forgot what it was. Carlos was talking to me and made me forget. Maybe I'll remember later.

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Sorry Sarah, I know I promised

But I'm a lying liar who lies, therefore this is super late and bah and my pictures are on my computer and I'm on my phone and I love you and penguins sometimes wear funky shoes.

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I'm not currently in space.

Why am I not in space? Space? Do you have any space? I'm waiting for Pirates, they're my buds, we hang out on boats and listen to music and other people are there too.

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Space. I live there.

Space. Love space.

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This is my spaceship.

I am a Navigator. I went to space. Navigated space.

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Super Elite Mission

In space. Went to space.

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Went to Space

I like space. I went to there. Space.

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ROBOT PARTY CAR

Someone is getting a head start.

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I may currently own three of these.

My mommy brought them to me because they were mailed to the house.

I clearly need more of them.

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Rawr

I'm on a bus.

Sarah is studying like a madman.

I don't know what anyone else is doing because you don't talk to me.

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I'M NOT DEAD Y'ALL

No te preocupes!

I work today, am currently on break, but the rest of the week I'm all on vacation here with my family. (Hence the not updating.)

I did appreciate the influx of comments in my absence though.

Also, Sarah, I watch those youtube videos and get sad too. I'm pretty sure Christine watches In The Closet like I do and wonders why we fail at life now.

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Ok so I'm on a bus

But lookit, my fan I got from the hula is from Omaha.

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Okay guys, this is actually it

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me right now

Super awkward, man.

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my costume

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I have a hula stuck in my head.

Look! Baby cows! They were super close to my apartment and are adorbs.

Also, I'm on a bus and am going to my death, I mean the hula competition. There really isn't much to explain, I've heard of confusion in the ranks, but it is what it sounds like, a competition where I'm on a hula team and then die. The competition is over at 11 and I work at 3:30, so there's not really enough time to go home, but it's a long time to hang out a work. Le sigh.

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Bagels only please!

I mean what are we, some kind of bagel supremacy culture? (It was on one of those rolly toaster things, but it made me sad for toast.)

Oh, and this picture is the view behind my apartment building, as in, if I walk past my door and just 2 doors down, I see this. Notice: on the left is the busy street, the side my room is on, and then, cows.

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Honey the Bunny

Om nom nom.

I don't know why they gave the chocolate bunny a stripper name and then added the tagline "Totally Delicious!" but, om nom nom.

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12 hours of work - adequate food + Mary = insane times

HIIIIIIIIIIII. GOING TO SPACE, GOTTA SEE THE SPACE COPS AND EAT SPACE NOODLES. I ATE SPACE NOODLES WHEN I GOT HOME, AND SPACE SHRIMP, AND SPACE STRAWBERRIES.

Oh, and you wouldn't believe the number of times I saw Australian boy today. So I saw him working as I was walking past, right, but then I was a stocker so I went up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down all day long so I went through the back by the kitchen lots of times, where I saw Australian boy on break and he was like "Hi!" and I was like, "Hey, how are you?" and he was all, I don't remember but he was good and I kept walking because I was working, but then I had to go back down, because that's what I do, and he was still there, so we laughed and said hi again, and then I saw him later and said hi, and then we waved some other time because words are hard, see, at this point we were both there for long periods of time, which brings me to the one time when I was collapsed against a wall grasping a frame and waiting for an elevator because I no longer cared enough to use the stairs, and Australian boy was all, doing stuff, and I was like, "Michael, what are you still doing here?" and he was like, "I'm always here!" in his charming, friendly accent, and I was like, "I know, we live here now, don't we?" and then I stumbled onto the elevator.

I am such a good story teller.

We did so well with lunch, but dinner fails

I got extended till 22:00 tonight, which means I get another break for dinner, but I didn't plan for dinner and the cafeteria is closed and I only had $1.25 in change to buy the coke and now I have no change for future use and I've been here since 9:45 bitches, agh.

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Actually eating food at work today guys

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Today I was as lost as a panda in a desert.

But don't worry, I survived.

So I woke up semi-early because I wanted to go to Free Comic Book Day which is on the first Saturday of May. Today!

And then I drove there! How self sufficient am I? (answer: super self sufficient)
And while I was there, look!

I got free comics!
And I saw Jack, the guy I worked with one day at Animal Kingdom Lodge who told me about today and said I should come find the store, and then I did, because I am an adult and can do things on my own.

Interrupting picture story time to tell you a story with words. So I used my gps to get to the comic book store by putting the address of the mall that it is across from in there, but then the gps wanted me to drive on a toll road, and I was like, no way silly gps, I'm not driving on no toll road, so I ignored that, and we went a different way after it "recalculated."

Well, after going to the comic book store I was hungry because it was like 1:30 and I hadn't eaten yet, so I thought maybe I'd go to the mall that was supposed to be across the street and find food there, but I didn't see it, and I ended up driving like, a whole bunch, just around, and then on the highway, and then, just, I don't know, like I said earlier, like a panda in the desert. I just headed west, kind of, because I had went east to get to the store. It was an interesting adventure, but now I know where things are, like the Corrections facility, and the Orange County jail, and the Blood Center, and the Holy Land Experience, and Home Depot.

I eventually turned my gps back on, because I decided I was too hungry so I should just go straight home instead of find more creepy alleys to drive down.

Ok, so then I make it back home, and go get the mail, and LOOKIT:

Can you see that? That is from Sarah, it is a letter, and Doctor Who stickers, and a TARDIS pen. The stickers want to be stuck all over everything I own, but at the same time they want to be preserved forever because they are awesome.

Oh, and I bought this at the comic book store.

lil!Robin says hello.

So, I just interrupted two lizards having sex and it was more awkward than you'd think.

I'm doing laundry, which was the occasion for leaving the apartment when I ran into said lizards.

I'm going to post a really exciting description of my day later, just you wait. Unless by the time you read this I have already posted it and you are reading this second, to which I say, hello, wasn't that a very nice, exciting description of my day?

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White vans labeled 24 Seven should not be taxis, they are creepy

The following was found on my phone when I opened the blogger app, I guess I never published it:

Saw Australian Boy today. A whole lot actually. He must be rich, if the two house thing wasn't enough of an indicator, because he was wearing Oakley sunglasses that are at the cheapest $120. I only know this because we sell them here, I would never even consider buying them, that's like a week and a half pay after rent.

Saw him on the bus first, right? But I was with my friend Callen so we did the awkward nod hi thing and avoided eye contact, and then I sat behind him at a meeting thing and felt like a stalker, even though Logan and Callen totally chose the seats and it wasn't my fault.

/end old post from Monday

Going to work. On a bus. Bleh. I love you all.

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