I found a bow-tie

It was in the parking lot for Magic Kingdom Cast members. I feel bad for whoever lost it, I guess I'll just return it to costuming for them when I go next. Which should be tomorrow I guess.

Oh, and that's my new dress, which I wear with clam diggers. You know, pedal pushers? Capris, I wear them with capris.

Oh, and I bought a hat. A $140 sombrero actually. Saved $155 dollars today by buying that hat and some other stuff for 75% off. (Spent $50, don't worry, didn't pay $140 for the hat.)

Now I'm waiting for the bus again.

I talked to Christine as I was waiting for the bus after going to the Polynesian for Hula practice.

There are pirates getting off a bus in front of me.

And there's my bus.

Bye.

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I like the part where Batman and Robin spin.

It's actually quite pretty here

It is not too hot outside today and I actually had to wear a jacket on the way to work this morning. I realised that the view from pretty much any walkway here is very lovely, and even inside we've got the waterfall and all the plants and stuff. I kind of want to take pictures for you and stuff but it might be awkward. I don't know. Maybe later.

Also as I have been straightening the same things over and over I want to buy some of them, even when it makes no sense. Like the baby onesie I want, the little boys' sweatshirt and the little girl dress. They're perfectly adorable, but why do I want them? I actually do own a sweatshirt, t-shirt and pair of boxers from my store, not to mention the Tangled set. There's another Tangled doll I want now. Sigh.

Also want a nap. I'm not good with mornings, damn 6:45 bus.

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Looks like Sarah forgot her nametag

Sarah's nametag was on the mirror in the locker room. Seriously Sarah, how could you forget that? Jeez.

Coincidently, I got an email telling me that my roommate next semester is named "Sarah Anthony." Strange name. Anyway, there is no contact information for this person so I'm pretty sure she doesn't exist, and if she does, her hair is full of secrets.

I've been stocking all day, which is awesome because it requires minimal guest interaction and is all self motivated. When it was time for break I just set down my clipboard and left the stockroom, no telling people or waiting for lines to go down or nothing.

Also I fixed the timezone on here so all the posts show the actual time it was here when I posted them. Not that you care, but it's been bugging me.

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So, I live in Florida, right?

See, yesterday one of my friends from church/orchestra commented on my facebook asking if facebook was lying about me living in Florida. I found this hilarious. Also, I am now wondering how long I could keep up a lie about where I'm living on facebook, because if I said I lived in Hawaii now so many people would believe it. I could post pictures of palm trees and be like, Hawaii is beautiful this time of year. Just saying.

Also, somehow this is the thing that made me realise that I LIVE in FLORIDA. How, before I could say I was born in Michigan and then we moved to Nebraska, I can now say, and I lived in Florida for 7 months. And don't try to tell me this doesn't count because I live here, I pay rent for an apartment here, I go grocery shopping here and get lost here, it totes counts.

In other news, I work at 3 today, but thanks to the bus schedule in the early afternoon I am on the bus I had to catch at 1:33 because we're going to sit at Vista for half an hour for funsies.

I do not have .gifs on my phone.

Batroll.gif

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When in doubt, Batroll.

I was put in charge of locking up the stores and turning on the alarms upstairs today, and it was super frightening and I don't know if I did it right. I hope I did because if I didn't then my life sucks.

In other news, we got free gummi worms at work tonight. Also me and my friends Callen, Alli and Logan went to Denny's after work and I had a yummy sandwich and strawberry/peach smoothie. It was a welcome addition to my dinner of peanuts and water.

I want to drive fast cars. This is a good idea.

Universal Pictures

I told you I was going to put pictures up sometime. Here are pictures.

My cousins and their boyfriends/girlfriend

 I realise you don't know who these people are, but three of them are my cousins and all of them are really amazing people who made me feel welcome and we had a blast at Universal Studios together.
 

Harry Potter World was crowded

Hogwarts is pretty.

Christine is buying me this lamp

Thom got beat up by Spiderman

Autumn and Thom are characters

They made me meet Spiderman, but I got a print of this cool comic book cover out of it

I haven't been to work in 5 days

See, I had two days off, then I was sick for two days. Is that haven't been to work in 4 days then since I had 4 days off, or 5 days since the day I worked was 5 days ago? Nuance. Point is, I have to work tonight and it sucks. Currently am waiting for the 5:00 bus.

I want to show you the fun stuff I did on my days off, but I've already put that on my computer and deleted it from my phone, so I'll post pictures later, but I went to Universal Studios with some family of mine that was here and it was really fun.

I also took some awkward video that I will have to do something with because yes. Don't yell at me for not vlogging, I have been in lots of pain and you should be nice to me.

Oh look, my bus.

It's hot. I haven't been outside in a couple of days. I don't like the outside. Also, I haven't bought groceries in over a week and my ice cream is gone, except for one Klondike bar. :(

Busssssss, I am on youuuuuu.

Ok, I will have to post those pictures some time, but you know me, that might not happen for awhile, or I could stay up and not sleep tonight. Who knows?

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In my break room

See this picture? It's of Gary Maggetti, important person at Tokyo Disney. He is super sassy looking and stares at me while I eat my lunch of pizza and pineapple Fanta.

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I actually did cool things on my day off today

So I went on a backstage tour of The Great Movie Ride today and it was super awesome.

Our lovely group

 I was on the wait list, but it worked out, and it was funny because I met some people when I was waiting to find out if there was room for me (the guy in the blue next to me and the girl next to him)  and they were super ready to stand up for me to get on the van if people showed up late to take my spot. They were super nice. Apparently everything was super.

So we had two guides, Jon and Thomas, and they were not only nice, but also attractive, which you know, was nice. I don't have any pictures of them in their original clothes, but we'll get to that later. So we walked through the ride and it was amazing.

Singing in the Milk

Mary Poppins is a Timelord

Everyone loves James Cagney

AND THEN, and then, obviously at this point we were in Gangster country, and then SUDDENLY JON SHOWS UP AND IS MOXY AND STEALS THE TOUR GROUP.

Jon made a wonderful Gangster

Jon stole the tour from Thomas and it was lovely

I hope you can tell that Jon was a very handsome Gangster, because he was

And then Jon finished the show and told us all about the scene and stuff, all nonchalant

 

 

So then we moved on, with Jon the Gangster as our guide, and entered the Western section of the ride where we stopped and took pictures and Jon told us about stuff.

I didn't get a picture with Jon in Western town, but my friend John did, so here they are

AND SUDDENLY, THOMAS TAKES OVER THE TOUR FROM JON, AND THEY HAD AN EPIC BATTLE OF EPICNESS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, THE BANDIT STOLE THE TOUR GROUP FROM THE GANGSTER AND I DIED OF AWESOME.

Look though, how amazing are they?

Best moment of my life

Previous picture is now my desktop. Cool story bro.

ANYWAY, moving on.

Okay, last one of epic showdown of epicness

BUT WHO GETS THIS PICTURE THOUGH

Previous picture here is of Jon the Gangster, Thomas the Bandit, and the Alien from the movie Alien. I do not like the Alien section of The Great Movie Ride. No I do not. I usually become Cousin It from the Addams Family, where my hair is all covering my face and I don't watch any of it, but we walked through it and they talked about it, and luckily the Aliens were not moving so I could be a little more brave. The ceiling Alien still freaked me out a little, and Jon and Thomas may have laughed at my fear a bit, but WHATEVER.

this is how much I care

 We did go to the Pyramid place where the Gangster or Bandit goes and tries to steal the jewel and then the tour guide comes back, but seeing how both our tour guides were Gangsters and Bandits, they just competed for it.

Thomas "won" and therefore was the one that died, and it was great and can you tell that I really loved this tour?

And then other cool things.

Munchkin in a nest, don't ask questions

This is all of us on the Yellow and Red Brick Roads

But seriously, where does the Red Brick Road go? SEQUEL!

And, after the entire walk through, which doesn't end in Oz, but I don't care because I don't have other interesting pictures of the walk through, we headed to the backstage tunnels where we couldn't take pictures. We saw the tunnel the guides take from the Gangster place and the Bandit place to get to the Pyramid place, and we saw how the door rotates from behind it and they talked about their awesome guns that all the Gangsters and Bandits get. Don't worry, they fire blanks, but they are real guns.

When we walked backstage, at one point I was like, this smells like Alien, and John was like, yep, it's right behind this wall, hear the creepy cat? And I was like, yeah, I never watch it, but I know what it sounds, feels and smells like.

Oh, and I'm facebook friends with John, not Jon the tour guide, but John, the person in that one picture who was going to fight the people to let me go on the tour. I don't know if you can see his pictures, but he has an album of 200 pictures from this tour, some of which I stole and put here in this post.

I bought the movie Tangled, also Tangled action figure things that are adorbs the other day. Also, 12 Klondike bars, only 6 of which are still in existence.

For dinner tonight, before the tour I had 2 Klondike bars, and after the tour I had strawberries, shrimp and popcorn chicken. How classy am I. Answer: super classy. Sarah and I are going to have the most awesomeist kitchen filled with random, classy food next semester and it's going to be so great and I can't even.

Rain makes me go WHYYYYY

It was raining today and I slept till forever but then I had to go to the store and I didn't want to leave the apartment. We did go to the store. I bought Klondike bars and popcorn chicken and animal shaped easy mac and milk and strawberries and frozen pizza and shrimp and shampoo and strawberry applesauce and chips and dulce de leche and tortillas. And ketchup.

I still haven't heard from the people that went to Ireland. They need to tell me everything about the trip and they haven't and rawr. (I mean, yes, I know you're alive, but that TOTES DOESN'T COUNT.)

So, my 21st birthday is the weekend after the first week of school in August, and on that weekend we are having a party folks.

Christine is telling me that I don't get home for 5 months, but here in my apartment we do math differently so we are done here in 4 months. April, May, June, July, and then the first 10 days of August that totes don't count because people usually take off the last week of their program so they can go to the parks.

I haven't been to the parks in ages. So much worrrrrrrrk. Life sucks.

I watch Nevermind the Buzzcocks' Batman clip every day

I love that clip. Have you watched it? Have you? It's on my tumblr: merrythanatos.tumblr.com

I don't think it's the first post anymore, but you'll find it. Oh, and in the future when it's no longer on the front page even, it's tagged batman, so just add /tagged/batman to the end and find it because it's amazing.

So I work with this guy, Carlos, who is from Colombia. He's really nice and seems like he's like, 18, but he's actually 23 and I find that hilarious. He's a little difficult to understand sometimes, and today when Allie was giving me and Carlos a ride home he said that his English is not very good, but trust him, he is very funny in Spanish. We laughed a whole bunch and assured him that he is most definitely funny in English.

Shelves in the closet, happy thought indeed.

I hear that people who went gallivanting across Ireland are now back in the US of A, and therefore need to update me on their adventures, okay? Okay.

Slight panic attack. I may call in sick tomorrow, even though my sickness is actually called a panic attack. I don't know. I don't knooooooooow. (Sarah, do you have that gif? I need it in my life, mostly I would like to print it out on Harry Potter Photo paper so I can carry it in my pocket forever and use it in everyday conversation.)

It smells like skunk around the apartment complex.

So I took some video the other night of some ducks in our swimming pool freaking out because of the sirens, but I kind of forgot about it so when I was looking through my gallery on my phone I was like, what is thi-OH. Half asleep Mary, you know I love the things you do, but this must've looked so creeperish to film through the fence at night.

I'll put it on youtube sometime, but currently am on my phone so you're going to have to wait.

In other news, I'm getting to work an hour early because the other option was to take the next bus a half hour later, but that will sit at Vista for 45 minutes and make me late.

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There's a really loud pool party and I hate them

Do you guys remember the Toothpaste? I am now using the Toothpaste, and let me tell you, it tastes awkward. Not weird or different, but it actually tastes of awkwardness.

Also, stupid form is stupid and difficult. No me gusta.

It's windy.

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Mary Weeps for Life

At this bat-time and this bat-channel I bring you the next installment of Mary Weeps for Life. Bum bum buuuuuuuum.

It's your favorite soap opera, don't lie.

Where we left off, aka, when I came up with this idea when I was talking to Sarah while she wasn't there, my bus was considering running over the stupid people in the road. It was all very dramatic.

This episode completely ignores that plot development and skips straight ahead to me being on the bus going home. So I'm on the bus and suddenly, bum bum buuuuuum, we get run off the road and hit tree branches and freak out slightly. We're alive, but why would a Disney bus run us off the roooooooooaaaaaaaad?

Stay tuned for the next episode where we completely forget this ever happened and discuss some other shenanigan that probably also involves a bus.

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French: I don't speak it

I didn't post on my days off. Probably because I wasn't waiting for any buses.

I have to get a supervisor or manager to fill out a form for my health insurance apparently and I am not happy about it.

Remember that girl from RBD who had like, pink hair, but it wasn't always pink because I seem to remember it changing? Yeah, her. There's a girl here that reminds me of her greatly. Here as in, at this bus stop.

Sarah, I expect to hear more about this playlist you are making.

Oh, and don't go murdering people, kids. I'm watching you.

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I feel like Imma puke

Why do things exist?

I'm officially done with my deployment to the Boardwalk. I managed to only say Aloha a couple of times. Back to the Polynesian tomorrow morning. This is not going to be fun.

That puking thing is still a possibility. Especially with this loooooongcat bus ride I'm waiting for here.

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I remembered my story I was going to tell you

I was walking around work and saw a frame in the wrong section and said: "You don't even go here!"

Um, people around me were a bit frightened of me. I need to remember when I'm in the real world and not online where people speak in Mean Girls quotes.

I've been frightened by my reflection twice tonight.

And that's not me being deep or funny, I jumped at my reflection twice because I didn't recognize this stupid costume that makes me feel ill. It makes my stomach hurt, I think because the waist is so high. I'M WORKING ON THE VIDEO OKAY PEOPLE.

Mah hed hurts.

I can sleeps on this bus? Good plan?

Only one more night on the boardwalk, and then I'm back to the Polynesian. Sure, it's the next morning and that's gonna suck, but I'll be home.

The bus is now stopping at some hotel... Caribbean Beach maybe?

I expect to hear from everyone as they head off into Sarah's land of Irish shenanigans. I mean, not everyone is going, but I expect to hear from those who are going. Like I tell Sarah, don't die of alcohol poisoning. Also, if you are ever wondering what to do next don't listen to the advice to do an Irish boy, got it?

Where are we at? This is Caribbean Beach, I don't know what that other one was. Only 3 more before my stop, and then 800 steps to my apartment.

There are spanish speaking boys sleeping behind me.

Qwerty qwerty qwerty

I've reached the state of consciousness where that is really amusing to me, qwerty.

ALSO, that last episode of Criminal Minds, Lauren it was called, was all *flail* and *flail* and whaaaaaaaa. Tears, and anger, and then tears, and then whaaaaaaaaa.

I SWEAR THIS IS THE STOP WE WERE JUST AT. I am confuse. There are still more stops that I remember, so the 3 from earlier was totes a lie.

I don't want to work tomorrrrroooowwwwwww. I don't have the call in number though, so even if I was sick I couldn't tell them.

WHERE THE EFF ARE WE THIS PLACE IS SO SKETCH.

So, we didn't get murdered there in sketchy land of sketchyness.

Oh, I'm on the bus, in case this has confused anyone so far. I don't know, I'm tired. You probably all figured it out but this thinking thing with the brain and stuff is hard.

Pop Century, you better be the last stop because imma murder your whole family if you're not.

I feel like there's something important I was supposed to tell you, I'm sure it was hilarious. I'll just sum it up with, people can be, and often are, stupid.

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Strange times call for strange measures

Currently there are two guys replacing the door to our apartment, which is kind of noisy and really weird. I was going to eat lunch now, but the kitchen is like, right there in the room where that door is, so instead I am going to blog to y'all.

So yesterday I got on the 5:30 bus to Animal Kingdom and got there at 6:00. I was going to a backstage tour of Expedition Everest for just Polynesian and Grand Floridian Merchandise Cast Members. At 6 in the morning the sun is not up yet, it is really dark and creepy at Animal Kingdom, everything is wet because the parks get power washed at night, and there was no mood music. You know, the Animal Kingdom music that's all jungle-y and animal-like so it's kind of musical and kind of creepy. Yeah, that music wasn't on when I got there, but turned on after I was standing under a street light for about half an hour.

Animal Kingdom sign in the early freaking morning

Our tour started at 7, so we went into the park at like 6:45 and walked back to Expedition Everest.

Then we climbed a million and a half stairs because there are no elevators in the Forbidden Mountain.

And then at the part where the tracks are ripped up and you're really high up and stuff, we walked all the way to the top of that. Of course I was at the very front, up top, where there is no railing, and a narrow stair case. Then I took these pretty pictures of the sunrise.

And, I worked at the Boardwalk too. With no training. It was awkward and weird and yes. And I have to go work again soon too, so I'm leaving you with this picture.

The view of Animal Kingdom from the mountain

I went to the Polynesian

I'm sad I'm not going to be there for a week. This is a picture from a path of a hidden beach overlooking the Magic Kingdom. It's so pretty. I wanted to go lay in the hammock, but I knew I'd never want to get up and I'm still trying to get to Property Control.

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my lunch

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The Boardwalk

Aloha. I went to get my costume today and then checked out where I'm going to be working. (Pictured above)(loljk, that didn't work, I'll add it later)(okay, I added it now) I got a little lost in the tunnels, and by a little I mean I was as lost as a puppy in Disney World. I'm not saying my costume is ridiculous, but I am going to feel ridiculous in it, so that's fun.

View from my store on the Boardwalk

Also, I am totes going to say Aloha to people, and that is so not Boardwalk themed.

They do have a Wyland Gallery though, just like we do at the Polynesian.

This bus driver may hate me. I'm not sure.

I haven't eaten today and it's 12:52. I should do that, but I wanted to get to Property Control before 5, and obviously that means there is no time to eat.

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Figment is my Fave

I went to Hollywood Studios with my roommates Crystal and Elisha today.

They don't know where this blog is, perhaps I should tell them. I am so bad at telling people about this. I see Cassie found me (hey Cassie!) and I didn't even tell her. (Cassie's my only official follower actually. The rest of you are just stalkers)

We ate dinner at Kona Cafe at the Polynesian, which is good because I work right by it and had never eaten there.

Australian boy works at Kona, but he works lunch.

Rawr, I'm a dragon!!!

It's cold here. 44 degrees.

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At least you guys benefit from my boredom

OlI finally remembered to bring headphones with me so I am standing at the bus stop listening to a Pandora station based on Back in Black by AC/DC. Currently Thunderstruck is playing, which is funny because they're both songs I have in actual playlists on my iPod, which I don't have with me because my phone pwns the world.

I think I see my bus. If that's my bus I am impressed that it's not late.

It's gonna be 46 degrees when I get off work tonight. Florida , y u so cold?

That wasn't my bus. I think this next one is though. *hopeful* NOPE, C BUS YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE. Sigh, I mean, sure, Epcot is great and all, but I'm not going there so you are not very helpful.

The A bus is officially late.

I brought a can of coke, some pringles and the rest of one of those cups of mini oreos for dinner tonight. I am awesome at packing food. I only get a 15 minute break, probably around 9. That is, if I get to work. THERE YOU ARE BUS, ONLY 5 minutes late. Don't stop at Vista for over an hour this time, okay?

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wat is this i am not good with computer

gpoy

Have you ever been so tired that life is all

But then suddenly a sense of clarity hits you and then

I am ridiculous

Lunch consisted of donut holes and Dr. Pepper. Sounds like me doesn't it? It made me ill, but it tasted so goooooood.

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A bird just hit me

Not my vehicle, not nearly hit me, but I felt a bird's wings as it flew too close to me.

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Mary is unobservant

So I was watching Misfits, yeah? And clearly they are British, I mean they all have accents, one of them so badly that you can hardly understand her, and yet I didn't realise the show was British as I was watching it until the person started driving the car on the right side and I was like WAT, oh, it's BRITISH. Sigh.

Is tea really a meal? Is that like, dinner?

It's like, 12:30 and I just went to the kitchen and almost finished my box of donut holes. They are wonderful. I just bought them when I went to the store today. I only bought them because I've been working in Samoa Snacks recently and I have to straighten the boxes of donuts  and they smell so  yummy.

I think I turn into a crazy rambler late at night. Sarah, is this true? No, wait, you wouldn't know, you go to bed early. Christine? Am I a crazy rambler?

There are flashing lights outside my window. It's security. They drive around at night and it's super annoying.

Bus stops are where the cool kids hang out

And that's obviously why I am at a bus stop right now. Yes.

Ok, so, common sense tells me that if you tell an entire apartment complex that they must empty their trash every day, and do inspections where that is part of your grade, you should probably have the dumpsters emptied quite often so as to avoid overflowing dumpsters. My apartment is not run by people with my sort of common sense. I had to throw my trash on top of a ridiculous mountain formed in the dumpster.

On my way to a paid two hour game at my resort called The Amazing Race. It's like the tv show, but at the Polynesian and the Grand Floridian. Fun, kinda, except it interrupts my day off that I really wanted to sleep in during. Also, I have postcards I need to mail and groceries I need to buy. I'm going to,Magic Kingdom with Allie for an hour after the Amazing Race. Priorities, man, priorities.

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I'm trying to sleep

My phone recommended tortilla when I was saying trying. Tortilla.

I'm laying down and it feels like I am continuously falling. My head feels weird. Am I dying? It's a little calming, but also distracting.

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WTF IS THIS EVEN

Today was not the best day. Today was a strange day.

There were lots of people today. It is ESPN weekends so we have lots and lots of people, and two nights ago they decided to put in a new operating system on our registers, and like all new Windows OSs, they crash all the time. Shoot me now.

So, today I was yelled at, scoffed at, hit on, pestered, praised profusely for being a genius, stared at with confusion, and talked to in a foreign language that I don't know why they expected me to understand. What even is this place?

Oh, and next week my online schedule says I don't work all week, but in the Communications room at work it says I am being freaking deployed somewhere. I don't know where. BW, wherever that is, and I'm freaking out. I have to get a new costume and go somewhere else and work for a week and what and weepzilopochtli.

I actually said weepzilopochtli today in front of my new friend Allie. Don't worry, she knows how "normal" I am. She actually just ignored it.

We like Allie. She is nice and she drives me home when we both close. No te procupes, Christine, she is not going to replace you. I know how you worry about these things. She has a boyfriend, so obviously she is nothing like me.

BW, BOARDWALK, IT'S PROBABLY BOARDWALK, WHAT IS THIS MADNESS, I'M GOING TO DIE.

On the bright side, on the 15th I get to go on a behind the scenes tour of Expedition Everest before the park opens where we get to walk on the tracks and everything. I'm betting we probably get to ride it first too, as like, test dummies. That would be awesome. Well, it's going to be awesome.

Can you get high off of cough drops or something? Cause this guy, like our age, came in and bought two packs of cough drops, and then a couple hours later came back and bought the exact same two packs again. Why does he need four packs of cough drops, two of mint and two of cherry? Why, I ask you, why?

I finally finished my vlog so you can stop yelling at me

The vlog already has at least 5 views, but I'm not on my computer ahorita so I can't check. I'm on a bus. I'm always on a bus. Or waiting for a bus. Buses are eating my life, but I don't want to drive because penguins.

So, my ear is currently bleeding ... ignore that.

No, but kids who speak french and not english scare me a lot because I do not understand the french. *le confuse

YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT AND YOU PUT IT ALL TOGETHER, YOU DRINK THE LIME AND THE COCONUT AND THEN YOU FEEL BETTER

Why is there a flashing truck on the side of the road?

I heard there is fire in Florida right now and that we need rain. I do not like rain, I like fire, but I can see where they're coming from I guess.

Llama llama llama llama

Did anyone ever share this with Lisa? LISAAAAAAAA

*le tired

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I have not blogged because parents

How did this get here I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER.

HI EVERYONE!

So, how you doing? I'm okay. I am headed to work for the first time in what feels like a year, but really it's just since last Wednesday. I took a bunch of days off because my parents were here. We met up with my aunt and uncle and cousins and then ran away from them and then met up with them again and then they left. We went to all the parks, and actually went to 3 of them in one day because we had dinner in Epcot and Fantasmic in Hollywood Studios but were spending the day in Animal Kingdom.

And now it's back to work every single freaking day starting this morning, and then everyday til midnight.

I drove my roommates to Buffalo Wild Wings last night and it was yummy, but my gps went all, let's take the scenic route and drive by Seaworld, so that was fun getting lost in Orlando in the dark where cars are stupid and I had to honk at someone for pulling out into both lanes in front of me and stopping.

Our bus driver just told us to have a nice day and left us. I hope this means another bus driver is going to come drive the bus.

Weep, no one is coming to take me to work we're all gonna die.

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People shouldn't smoke at the bus stop

What would y'all do if I stopped blogging and didn't start talking to you on gmail chat? I would be like, dead to you. Just saying.

Nothing new to report, just going to work.

This just in, the bus makes that noise that Willy Wonka's everlasting gobstopper machine makes in the original movie. It's a little frightening, like we're all gonna die. Or the bus is gonna stop working so I don't get to work, which is worse.

OMG, we left so late from Vista, I am barely going to make it, if I even do still. We had to switch buses, and the driver likes to just not leave when we switch buses, so we sat there for 15 minutes.

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what is this i dont even

So I'm going on break and I walk past the lake and hear Under the Sea and see these light up boat float things and I'm like, I work here and didn't know our lake had this show what even.

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In which Mary doesn't pack dinner and anticipates weeping at work

I think I've decided to name my blog posts like that often because it's fun for me. Can't be tamed.gif

I'm at the bus stop, I'm always at the bus stop, and I realised that I don't have any food with me and the cafeteria closes at 6 but I won't get my dinner break till 7ish.

Weep.

I'm meeting my aunt, uncle and cousins after work tomorrow at the Magic Kingdom. I work 10:30-6 tomorrow after working til midnight today, so that's going to be really fun I'm sure. Ded.

I'm sure you knew that's when I work though because I put my schedule on google calendar. :)

Do you know what the most adorable thing ever is? Children from other countries. When they speak other languages to their parents and then english with me and then they mix them, it's so great. Or english accents on little kids, those are awesome.

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In which Mary wants to swear but has no words

I got off work at midnight and then walked to the bus stop. (I attempted to call Christine but she hates me) I got to the bus stop at 12:15 and sat to wait by some people who had been waiting for the 12:08 bus that didn't come. The next time was 12:28, but that bus didn't come either so the girl I was sitting by borrowed my bus schedule and called them to ask what was going on, but they didn't know nor care. The 12:48 bus did show up, but we left a little early, which means whoever is hoping to make this bus is screwed.

I also think we're skipping the Magic Kingdom stop because we appear to be going the opposite direction. Not like I'm going there, but they need to be picked up too.

HUUUUULLLLLLK

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Going to work, super early

I'm by the bus stop at 3, and I don't work til 5, but I need to get to costuming and switch out my costumes for clean ones. I have three dresses wadded up in my bag and it's kinda heavy. Also, my pb&j is getting smooshed. Sigh.

It's hot out here, I could probably wear not jeans, like shorts or capris, but we all know that's not going to happen.

There are suspicious noises coming from the bush behind me.

It's a bird.

I might have a bird stalker.

Christine, save me!

Edit: I am at work super early because I got a ride to work with a guy who works here at the Polynesian. He was at the bus stop but when it looked like the bus was having issues and we were going to be delayed he decided to drive and offered me a ride. He has a girlfriend people, he's just a friend, thought you ought to know that. But anyway, that was nice of him.

I put my work schedule on google calendar for as far as I have it while I was waiting here for work to start. I got here over an hour early, even after I had gone to costuming, picked up four new dresses and put them in my locker.

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I'm going to Animal Kingdom

By my apartment I heard a mockingbird, and I loved it because it was making a whole bunch of different bird sounds and then started in on car alarms. It was adorable.

I'm waiting for a bus to take me to Animal Kingdom, which I have not made it to yet. It closes at 6, so that's depressing, but I'm putting off things til tonight so I can go today.

I'm scared of this bus because I don’t know where it will let me off, and I don't want to us a cast entrance because I look like a child today.

I really need to do laundry.

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In which Mary stops hulking and starts sulking

I saw lots of you on the computer today and it was pretty. Someone needs to tell Lisa about this blog. That someone could be me, but you know how prompt I am at things. Like vlogging. I'M WORKING ON IT. Anyway, it was lovely seeing some of you.

So, I didn't work today, so I went shopping and bought things at the cast only places for 75% off, and things that have the Disney College Program on them.

Y'all need to stop bugging me about CJ, we don't like CJ, he was nice and all, but we don't have anything in common. He likes to go clubbing. Come one people, I would much rather actually be friends with Australian boy or the very nice people I met on the bus today that invited me to the Hoop De Doo Revue, but they must not have been able to get reservations because they did not text me saying they did. I have met so many more people than this one person you have latched onto.

I LOVE ARMADILLOS THOUGH. It's so weird, I've never seen an armadillo before, and now I've seen 5, and they all stay in the same areas, so I guess they have like, a territory that they stay in.

I don't know what else I need to tell you.

Christine, that bird really was adorable though.

I've been walking to the bus stop from work at midnight by myself lately, so I've called Christine and my sister once so I don't feel so alone in the dark. Sometimes that leads to rambling.

I need to mail thingssssssss.

Is this moving? It's supposed to move and is awesome.

If you have questions for me, like, what I'm doing, or, how cloudy it is, or anything, you can comment here or ask me or anything, seeing how you can actually call or text me cause it's not like I'm in Ireland or anything.

OH, I haven't addressed the title of this post. I randomly and irrationally got super angry inside while eating dinner at Captain Cooks and starting hulking at Christine and Sarah. Then I turned super sulky because I didn't want to get up and walk to the bus stop because it was far away.

I got a Deadpool comic book collection in the mail to day and it's pretty and I loves it. "I don't know what that is Mary." I hear you saying to me. To that I say, whatever, I don't care, I still loves it. It's comics guys.

In which Mary does what she does best: procrastinate

So here I am, eating pudding, wishing I had got more done, but being all, meh, because I'm not bovvered.

I went to the store, that was good right? But then I forgot to get milk, which apparently we need, so that's fun.

I vlogged some, but it's not done, so have fun waiting for that.

I did not do mail stuff. I wanted to do mail stuff, but did not. It's hard.

The internet buffers video super slowly, so it takes me forever to watch things, for instance, last night's Supernatural that I have been trying to watch all day.

I have to work in the morning, 8:30, so I guess I have to keep normal time tonight with the eating and going to bed and all, but seeing how it's 6:14 and I haven't eaten dinner, but I did have pudding, normal is not exactly what's going to happen.

BTW, you probably don't want to eat a quesadilla while watching a Fringe episode where people's skin melts like cheese. Yeah...

Morocco is the most awkward country

And I didn't buy my fez. But I took a picture of Aladdin in a book.

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oh dear lord I was almost stranded forever

I decided to ask where the college program buses were at Epcot, turns out I should've just taken the monorail and done stuff like I was used to because this is so scary. So lost, you don't even know.

My head hurts a lot, but it is awkward sitting here, so I'm going to tell you about my day:

I went to Epcot.

I went to Captain EO, Figment's Journey into the Imagination, Test Track, walked around the world, American Adventure, ate dinner in China, went to O Canada, bought some stuff, went on Spaceship Earth, and am now lost completely, but I think where I am is the bus stop.

I SUCCESSFULLY AM ON A BUS AND IT FREAKING BETTER TAKE ME HOME.

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Because I know how much you care:

My dinner tonight was a bunch of chocolate at 3, and then a small stack of Pringles at 8:15. I have yet to decide if I am going to add to that and it is 12:27, but am currently waiting for a bus since the one that is here and scheduled has broken and is sitting there taunting us. Weep.

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So you know how I was, like, a night person?

I work till midnight tonight and tomorrow, and the inside of the Polynesian is dimly lit by lanterns at night, so I'm all yawny yawn and it's bad. True story.

So I was walking from my apartment to the bus stop, which I am standing at right now, awkwardly 3.5 meters from a couple making out, and I always walk straight, turn left, and walk straight out of the complex in like a L shape, but today I was like, "eff this" so I walked across some parking lots and between some apartment buildings in a more direct path. Now that is a good story, right? I felt powerful though.

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I work a lot

And I work the strangest hours too.

You know the 10 carts that were outside my apartment? There are now only 2, so either someone took them back, doubtful, or they are cannibalistic carts, much more likely.

I bought pins of my own now so I can trade pins with cast members, namely myself. I traded some of my pins for ones on my work lanyard, so now I has 3 Star Wars pins on my work lanyard that I hope people want cause I don't.

Bus, y u no here?

I see it, it's late though.

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Let's try this again

I don't work today, and I fully intend to actually do my plan of shopping, but I'm starting in Hollywood Studios today, a little Tower of Terror and whatnot, shopping, then Magic Kingdom shopping. Perhaps actually going to Epcot for dinner this time. I don't know. I just got groceries yesterday so I could eat at home too.

Don't you guys even get started, I have no news of CJ. He went to Hollywood Studios yesterday, and I don't know what he's doing today.

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Went to the Magic Kingdom

Nbd, just went over to the Magic Kingdom with my new friend CJ. He had never been to the park before, so I showed him around. We went on Space Mountain, walked through Toon Town, since it's going to be destroyed in like three days, then we went to PhilharMagic, Small World, Big Thunder Mountain, Pirates of Caribbean, and Jungle Cruise. We then got food and watched the Electrical Street Parade, the Castle projection show thing, and then the fireworks show Wishes.

Ah, I have to work in the morning. Weep.

I need to go to the store and buy food. Weep.

I didn't do any of the shopping I was going to do today at the park. I was going to buy all my stuff now while I still get the holiday discount, and still need to do that because I went on the rides instead today.

So, when I told Christine about my day, this is what she said: "YOU DO REALIZE THIS IS LIKE, A SUPER ADORABLE STORY FULL OF ADORABLENESS AND AWESOME"

I am still a little wary of that definition of my day, but I thought you'd appreciate it.

Oh, I need to mention that I met CJ while on the bus I was taking to go to the Polynesian to get my costumes changed before I took the Monorail to the Magic Kingdom, and that he came to the costuming building with me because we were having a good conversation. I'm sure Christine will tell you more if you ask her. So will I, I guess.

my first day off

HEY Y'ALL!

So, I don't work today, finally, and am currently on a bus to go to my resort so I can get some new changes of costume, put them in my work locker, and then head to the Magic Kingdom to do some shopping.

Sad news, I tried to send a postcard, I have it right here, but I can't find the mail building, so I'll do that later. Sigh. (Lyndsey, I don't have your address btdubs)

I can't decide what to do for dinner, because I don't think I want any Magic Kingdom food. I might go to Epcot... I know a good Chinese place that has red bean ice cream I really like.

I don't understand Portuguese at all. Tis confusing.

Work yesterday was really pretty good. My managers are really funny. One of them wants there to be a mashed potato and martini bar at her funeral. The more you know...

Today is the Chinese New Year! I really should go to Epcot for dinner! You're not supposed to do a lot of things on the Chinese New Year, like cut things, wash things, break things, no cleaning at all, including hair and the like. Heh, yeah, no.

This guy on the bus yesterday was like, "Hi, I see you have the Droid R2-D2, I'm from Puerto Rico, talking talking talking." He was nice.

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